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BILL N RECEIPT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

BUNGLE N PILE A SUSS

AS TO DI CARLENE SAGA… SMADDY CLOSE TO DI CASE SEN IN AN EMAIL… SAY IS NOT HER CHILD… AND DI BABY SICKLY N HAVE TO GO FARRIN EVERY FEW MONTHS GO GET TINGS DONE…DEM SAY GRAVITY SET IN PAN CARLENE LIKE SOUR DOUGH… N SHE PICK N PICK TILL SHE PICK UP A GIGALO.. KAREM DEM SAY HIM HOT N SEXY BUT A OOMAN MINE HIM… SO CARLENE DID A MINE HIM UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP…. carlene what goes around come right back aroun hee… u did  a sell pussy now smaddy a sell u cockey…DEM SAY DONT LOOK OUT FI NO PATERNITY TEST BECAUSE DI CHILD INA SCHOOL N IT WILL GO BACK TO HER N TRAUMATIZE HER… BUT IS A COKE HEAD GYAL BEENIE BREED AND HIM N CARLENE DID DEH N SHE FALL INLOVE WID DI BABY N TEK HAR… DEM SAY DI GIRL INSTEAD A FI GO FI HAR PICKNEY SHE HAVE ONE BABY EVERY YEAR… YES SIR MR KIPRICH… DEM SAY U HAVE A CYAAT LOAD A OOMAN N U MADDA DOW WAA U GI DEM NUT….. TING…. SO SHE FIGHT OFF U BABY MADDA YANIQUE FI DI PICKNEY…. YES MI KNOW DAH LADY DEH TERRIBLE LONG TIMEEEEEE… DEM SAY U MADA DIAN N U FAWDA MAGGY/MARLON NUH WAA U TALK BOUT U BREDDA CHINEY MAN WHEY GO A JAIL FI CARNAL ABUSE… AND DI LIKKLE NEICE WHEY UNNO TELL FI SHUT HAR  MOUT… A DOW WAA SPILL DI RES BUT DI WHOLE A UNNO LUDDY AN MI KNOW UNNO LUDDY LONG TIME…

DI COOB OPENNNNNNNNNNNNN

YES PEOPLE FROM DI ADDA DAY MI GET IT SAY FOWL DEH A ROAD ROUN A COCKBOURNE PEN… YES MR FOWL WE DID KNOW U A COME OUT DIS MUNT BUT LENA MISSIN NOW FI 6 MUNT …. NOT EVEN PEEP DI PEOPLE DEM HEAR FROM HAR… AND MI HEAR SAY DI LIKKLE YOUNG GYAL NAW GI U NOT EVEN BREATHING SPACE… PEOPLE UNNO PUT OUT ONE APB PAN LENA BRITSH DEH FI MI PLEASE(long time big ooman wid young gyal bres, mud for face powder , long time mary jane shoes and a weave u wanna comb)

VEGAS TWITTER SPITTER

PEOPLE VEGAS DASH DIS OUT PAN HIM TWITTER TODEH

See how easy,you blocking me from facebook after u let me buy u a phone to book the tour,I bet u follow me on twitter

MATIE WID STATUS??>!!

DING-A-LING-PING


PEOPLE UNNO LOOK N TELL MI WHEY UNNO SEE N HEAR AND IF UNNO FEEL ANYWAY… JUS DIP WHEY LIKKLE N GWAAN WATCH IT AGEN

CHEWY CHAM FUS COUSIN —Beenie man(my baby)

NOW DEM SAY WHEN DIS MAN GONE A HIM BED A NIGHT TIME BEENIE USED TO SNEAK OUT HIM DAWTA A NIGHTIME.. NYAM EVERY CORNER A HAR N DEN BRING HAR IN BEFORE 3AM…u see when house too big wha happen? NOW DIS BIG TIME RADIO ANNOUNCER WHEY START HIM MAWNIN SHOW WELL EARLY LEF HIM YAWD 3 AM FI GET TO DI STATION AND EVERY MAWNIN BEFORE HIM LEF HIM GO INA HIM PICKNEY DEM ROOM GO CHECK PAN DEM…. ONE NIGHT DIS LIKKLE GYAL NAILY MISS DI MAWNIN KISS FROM HAR DADDY… BEENIE NYAM OVA TIME DAT MAWNIN…oh beenie…oh beenie…A CYAA CALL DI MAN NAME BECAUSE A DONT TINK TILL DIS DAY HIM REALLY KNOW FI SURE HOW BEENIE DID HAVE HIM DAWTA.. BUT ONE A DI TIME DEM SHE DID ALL A DRIVE BEENIE VEHICLE SO MI NUH REALLY KNOW …..YOW…. DEM SAY BEENIE BREED IT TWO TIME AND SHE FLING IT WHEY GRASS NEVA GROW AND KETCH A NEX BELLY FROM A NEX MAN… WHEY WAS BOUT 5 MUNTS OLE BEFORE SHE DASH IT WHEY.. SHE ROUN 26 NOW… YES MAN WHILE HAR FAWDA A WAKE UP PPL FI WORK BEENIE DID A WAKE UP UNDER HAR….. BEEEENIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIS A DI SECOND CASE U MOUT CALL PAN… DEM SAY U NYAM HAR U NYAM HAR U NYAM HAR TILL NUTTIN NEVA LEF…ppl unno come confirm up di tings cause uptown ppl unno know a who dis!
*correction.. a 3 belly she dash whey fi beenie so a 3 time him breed har*

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