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WAR OF THE ROSES

ONE FOOL MAKES MANY

From: @MrVegasMusic

Sent: Jan 24, 2010 1:06p

From: @MrVegasMusic

Sent: Jan 24, 2010 12:33p

New rule:ladies if you sleeping with more than one artist and you get pregnant wait until the baby born & dna done before u call name

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From: @MrVegasMusic

Sent: Jan 24, 2010 12:42p

From wha day every groupie weh get pregnant get it wrong a wha gwaan,and wha gwaan wid dem artist yah unu nuh fraid a aids

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From: @MrVegasMusic

Sent: Jan 24, 2010 12:46p

Thank God mi a cool dem groupie yah a move cold & some a dem hot like ten fireside so mi woulda get a jacket to

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Thank God I done DNA on ma kids,ma bredren support a yute till he was 16 and ready for high school he found out a nuh him

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*u see how u mout shape? OLE TIME PEOPLE SAY IF FISH DID KEEP HIM MOUT SHET HIM WUDDEN REACH PAN DINNA TABLE*

DING-A-LING-LING UPDATE

WELL DEM SAY DIS IS DING DONG FIRST BABY MOTHER… ANYHOW MI HEAR SAY BIG TIME SHIFMENT GWAAN INA DI PORTABLE PISSPOT…. KENNY GET DRAW UP BIG TIME FROM MR KNEECUP/DING-A-LING-LING… AND A BLAME HAR ALL FI MEK HIM MADDA GET SOME BLOWS INA DI DASHING OUT….. dat part nuh right ..HENNYHOW DEM SAY DINGAZ LINE UP KENNY N TELL HAR FI STOP HYPE PAN FB CAUSE HIM DONT CLAIM ANYONE AND DI ONLY REASON HIM STAY A HAR HOUSE IS BECAUSE A HIM SON( dingz if u did say so u lame cause dats a bucket widout a bottom…holds no water) FURDER DUNG DI PISSPOT AND SED HUH MUCH TIME SHE TRY SEN IT ON AND HIM SAY NO CAUSE HIM HAVE HIM OOMAN( Met dont believe this one fi a second!) AS TO DINGZ LOCATION DEM SAY WHEN KENNY DID A SAY HIM INA HAR BED HIM  DID PANIM WAY TO HWT.. AND HOW DI MADDA BEX BAD… now I aint dissing a soul but if di madda really bex wid kenisha ova di blog sum reasoning lacking somewhere… all di people dem say is dat di madda dont like har… at no time did anyone come n say kenisha say di madda dis or that so if it really go so Ding Dong unno is unfair and unno fi look ina unnoself and stop point pan others fi unno shortcomings…Reading with REASONING is the basic fundamental necessity to a healthy brain function.. nuff a dis a indignancy wid a tups a ignorance…

CONFESSIONS OF A DANCEHALL EX-WIFE 8

 

REBECCA HOW U FEELIN?

BOBBETTE MI HEAR SAY U GLAD BAG BUS NOW DAT LUBETON COME BACK HOME… YES MAN REBECCA GONE NOW SO EXCESS AMOUNT A HUG UP AND KISS UP AND FAMILY MOVEMENTS BACK INA SWING…ONE TING DOW… U SEE PEOPLE WID UR TYPE A COLLA BONE…. DEM HAFFI KEEP U KNOW…U KNOW WHEY MI A TALK..  ONE TING MI NOTICE WHEY CONSISTENT WID LUBRETON IS DAT DERE IS ALWAYS A PEEP OLE MARK PAN HIM MOUT… LIKE HIM HAFFI REALLY LET OUT DI BRET… DI MOUT CYAA CLOSE 360 DEGREES NO TIME… WOIEE YOOOOOOOOOOO WOIEE YO YO YO… DI MAN COME BACK HOME OOOO…

JMG HIGH SCHOOL

METTERS, MICHI BOO, THOSE THAT MATTER & GROUPIES. Today’s lesson is entitled “How To Pronounce Designer Names”. Here are some of the more popular names:-

Alessandro Dell’Acqua: Ala-SAND-roe del-LA-kwa

Bulgari: Ball-gah-ree

Burberry Prorsum: Bur-bur-ree Pror-some

Carolina Herrera: Caro-leena Hair-era

Chanel: Shuh-nel

Christian Dior: Dee-yor

Christian Louboutin: Loo-boo-tin

Dolce & Gabbana: Dole-chay and gab-BON-a

Fendi: Fend-ee

Gareth Pugh: Gareth Pew

Giles Deacon: Jy-els Dee-kin

Givenchy: Jhee-von-shee

Gucci: GOO-chi

Hermès: Air-mez

Jean Paul Gaultier: Sj-awn Paul Goat-ee-ay

Louis Vuitton: Loo-ee Voo-ee-ton

Moschino: Mo-SKEEN-o

Ralph Lauren: Ralph Lauren (as in Lauren the girl’s name, not Sophia Loren)

Salvatore Ferragamo: Sal-va-TOH-reh Fair-a-GAH-moe

Thierry Mugler: Tee-air-ree Moog-lay

Versace: Ver-saw-chee

Yves Saint Laurent: Eve-san-Laur-ahnt

p.s. Who nuh know dem start google cause the world of fashion is much bigger than Kingston Arcade.
*Article contributed by Belly Bang*

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