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POLL

ANNABELLE 30 (11%)
SHANIQUE 13 (4%)
SHANOYIA 20 (7%)
BOBBEISHA 70 (26%)
CHINEYK 57 (21%)
RUSHELIA 2 (0%)
SHAUNA 10 (3%)

REBECCA 44 (16%)
TUNYAH 23 (8%)
Votes so far: 269

Poll closed

UNNO SEE SAY BOBI STEAL DI NAKEDESS MATE A DI YR TITLE… NOW MI WAA ASK WHEY UNNO TINK DI NEX POLL SHOULD BE  ABOUT… i will be back in a little but here is a present for u guys while unno tink it out
 

56 Responses to POLL

  • Belly Bang says:

    I was looking at this picture & this song came to mind. I found it on youtube & listening to it as I type.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrNHR4K66EU

  • Belly Bang says:

    If these clowns should be featured in a sitcom, that song should be the opening number

  • Belly Bang says:

    TLC – Unpretty – Lyrics

    I wish I
    could tie you up in my shoes
    Make you feel unpretty too
    I was told I was beautiful
    But what does that mean to you
    Look into the mirror who's inside there
    The one with the long hair
    Same old me again today (yeah)

    My outsides look cool
    My insides are blue
    Everytime I think I'm through
    It's because of you
    I've tried different ways
    But it's all the same
    At the end of the day
    I have myself to blame
    I'm just trippin'

    [Chorus:]
    You can buy your hair if it won't grow
    You can fix your nose if he says so
    You can buy all the make up
    That man can make
    But if you can't look inside you
    Find out who am I too
    Be in the position to make me feel
    So damn unpretty
    I'll make you feel unpretty too

  • Belly Bang says:

    Just trust me,open a new window & go to youtube & play the song & look at this pickcha at the same time. Tell me how you feel. Please . lol lol lol lol lol

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    belly u know u turble bad dow dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl dwlllllllll

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    belly when mi look pan dem n play di song mi feel like dem u too wicked dwllllllllllllll.. go check u shemale mi jus send u a joke

  • HotNix says:

    Howdy ya'll. Hope everyone has a good productive day. MET yuh are jeopardizing your Krissmuss. First ting inna di morning? Mi nuh tink Santa a go like dat

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    hi nixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx santa allows only one bad deed for the year n dis is mines>>>>>>>>>>>> lol how do??

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    hi nixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx santa allows only one bad deed for the year n dis is mines>>>>>>>>>>>> lol how do??

  • HotNix says:

    I'm here. Maintaining as usual….everything good?

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    yes man mi soon gone.. cho mi a carry mi notebook though

  • HotNix says:

    Cool, just walk good as grandma woulda say…

  • ms goodas to u says:

    GOOD MORNING GUYS, I FELT LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER FROM FRIDAY…DI DAMN COMPANY SEND MI GO OUT A TOWN ON BUSINESS AND MI NEVA COME BACK TILL LAST NIGHT…MI DID HAVE THE COMPANY LAP TOP BUT DID FRAID FI LOG ON….BUT I AM HERE NOW AND O MUCH TO CATCH UP ON, A 4 MI GO A ME BED THIS MORNING CAUSE I WAS READING

  • ms goodas to u says:

    GOOD MORNING GUYS, I FELT LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER FROM FRIDAY…DI DAMN COMPANY SEND MI GO OUT A TOWN ON BUSINESS AND MI NEVA COME BACK TILL LAST NIGHT…MI DID HAVE THE COMPANY LAP TOP BUT DID FRAID FI LOG ON….BUT I AM HERE NOW AND O MUCH TO CATCH UP ON, A 4 MI GO A ME BED THIS MORNING CAUSE I WAS READING

  • sweet says:

    Sesame Street has reported they have lost Big Bird, but were alerted to a sighting down in Jamaica in a place called Sherlock Crescent.

  • Belly Bang says:

    Big Bird look like him on coke now @ sweet

  • Belly Bang says:

    Big Bird look like him on coke now @ sweet

  • AnonT says:

    is de three ah dem shelock people related dem is brothers/sister? or dem jess friends, dwl

  • AnonT says:

    is de three ah dem shelock people related dem is brothers/sister? or dem jess friends, dwl

  • KHALLISSIA says:

    but a wha de rassssssss, no swimming goggles dat pon shizzle face!!! morning everyone, the next poll should be biggest & best clutcha. well i'm gonna go get ready for school

  • ms goodas to u says:

    laad me see dem flyer fi dem dance a medina hall dis morning….wooooo u waa c si pics dem pon it

  • AnonT says:

    oh sorry, next poll should be the:
    best body groupie
    worse body groupie
    best weave/hair groupie
    groupie with the best make-up jobs
    groupie wid de cheapest lookin shoes
    most desperate fi ketch ah star groupie
    groupie most like to never get married
    groupie most likely to elevate tuh wife
    Groupie of the nineties,best old skool groupie

    dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • Diora says:

    for the next poll i like all the suggestion anont had i would also like to include:
    Groupies who always look good overall&
    which groupie had the most mates

  • ms goodas to u says:

    the wife (without an actual ring) with the most step kids..(toni, shorty, etc…that would be a good topic

  • AnonT says:

    well me see toni in plenty pics wid she donkey all ah pose up een dat same nightie party ah plush etc…de pics online, dwl, and dats girl need tuh SMILE!!

  • AnonT says:

    well me see toni in plenty pics wid she donkey all ah pose up een dat same nightie party ah plush etc…de pics online, dwl, and dats girl need tuh SMILE!!

  • Bubbles says:

    Good afternoon Metters, Met mi think the next poll should be : GROUPIE MOST LIKELY TO GIVE YOU GONORRHEA AND OTHER STDs

  • TANYA C says:
  • TT says:

    Maawwwnning Mi Metters! Mi hapologize fi not logging on an bloggin in di past week an half but wi full up a work wid parts and paperwork, plu mi did a recover from mi flu an den go memba seh mi did have a exam and a essay fi hand een….stress out to pi point whe mi a walk an a chat out di exam answer dem to miself pon road!!! dwl dwl dwl

    Yow, mi live a D/Park MET an seriously, if me coulda AFFORD fi live like Nage and Shizz dem mi woulda heng miself! Dem swear to GOD seh dem a celebrity! All a gi di bus man dem Sticker a demself fi heng inna di bus dem..at first i thought they were a musical group, the mi realize dem is actually a part OF a group! Di freak show group of sherlock! And trust mi, oonu nuh si dem 'haute couture' yet..dem swear seh dem a fashionista's in training!! dwl dwl
    Mawning Bellllyyyyyyy an Ms. Goodas..Shani mi gyal whe yuh deh? Mi miss yuh bad nuh rass..

    PS Dem look worse up close people..If you ever buck up on any a dem, spit a grung, tun yuh roll an chant a psalms…dwl dwl dwllll

  • TANYA C says:

    if marvin pay fi it she need fi kuff him bcaz it nuh cute…why her fren dem cudnt tell her say di dress nuh mek it lol annabelle u fren dem wicked to u u nuh see say everybody at ur party look betta dan u lolololol

  • TANYA C says:

    MET dere is also a pic dere of Shizzle and har fren dem and di one pan di right side belly need fi tuckeeeeeeen caz it nuh look good Met check it out jokes fi daaaaaaysss

  • TANYA C says:

    MET dere is also a pic dere of Shizzle and har fren dem and di one pan di right side belly need fi tuckeeeeeeen caz it nuh look good Met check it out jokes fi daaaaaaysss

  • TT says:

    POh an mi love all tings Playboy Shani..Mi love Hugh Hefner Bad Bad! A di only ole man mi wuda gi a piece….mi will willingly be him number 3 girlfriend!!!! Yuh hear dat HEF…mi will remove dem crawny blone bimbettes yuh have an gi yuh a piece a di real Jamaican browning..no spray tan or colouring needed! Once yuh go jamaican yuh cyaan go back! dwl dwl dwllllll

    Shani..si if yuh cyan link mi up wid Hef nuh? Unlike Bobiesha and di odda groupie dem whe stick di local stregeh dem..mi will stick to man like Hef, Richard Branson, trump an dem man dem…fi dem money cyaann done a baxide.! dwl dwl dwlllllllllllllllllll

  • AnonT says:

    das de one in the pink dress with the black tulle on de battam? it well fugly fi true

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  • Belly Bang says:

    tt, I can just imagine the roadside desperate living them hug up. Mi nuh grudge none of them. Them claim them is celebrity when video light catch them & by the following night them hustling again. In their life, pot bottom bun bun is prized possession.

  • TANYA C says:
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  • TANYA C says:

    yes anon t….she same one ah fi har party

  • AnonT says:

    dah gyal look STINK with tatoo dong inside thigh, dem doing dat tuh hide de blackness cause from rubbing thighs eno

  • AnonT says:

    dah gyal look STINK with tatoo dong inside thigh, dem doing dat tuh hide de blackness cause from rubbing thighs eno

  • AnonT says:

    thanks tanya well she look one ah de worse fee she owna party, dem groupies need help

  • 1 N Only StrAwBeRRy says:

    Ummm let me think….Okay,got it! The only thing these bitches are headed for is AIDS…so my poll topic is: Which groupie will be the "Mother of Aids"(who will contract it first). Unnu can gwan run dung di Monster…well unnu ah duppy anyway!

  • 1 N Only StrAwBeRRy says:

    Ummm let me think….Okay,got it! The only thing these bitches are headed for is AIDS…so my poll topic is: Which groupie will be the "Mother of Aids"(who will contract it first). Unnu can gwan run dung di Monster…well unnu ah duppy anyway!

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    tt wha gwaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?? u love dash we whey hee man? good to see u back dow

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    tt wha gwaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn?? u love dash we whey hee man? good to see u back dow

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    strawberry bway u terrible dwl dwl dwl mi cannot even laugh dwlllllllllllllllllll dwl dwl

  • TT says:

    Shani..how uh fi seh dat Man? *smile*..yuh know mi a work full time an a go school part-time..a mid-semester now an a bear exam an assignment due. Plus mi boss an mi full a work..plus mi have fi study. It pain mi heart fi desert oonu…but mi a try pass mi exam dem. Mi love oonu same way enuh!….

    And i have a name fi di nex poll..WHO FUCK DI MOST ARTISTE/MONEY MAN POLL…aka Pass Round Donkey and (DJ/CELEBRITY) VILLAGE BICYCLE POLL… dwl dwl dwl..even tho wi all know seh Rosie woulda win dat by a landslide…cho mi sarry fi seh dat but mi cyaan believe Chino really woulda wife dat up. Him friend dem nuh tell him him cyann tun a ho into a housewife..even if dat ho have yuh pickney? Mi nah sy him mussi mind cute baby peighton but Jeezam man! How him ago feel fi go anywhere wid Rosie an half a him friend dem either fuck har, waan fuck har, or know bout har fucking skills tru dem friend dem?

  • 8ITorLUVit says:

    I take it dat when needle touch cellulite it don't hurt..cuz all dem fat nasty gyal run go tattoo dem inner thigh n it don't look good….dwl dwl hey alllllllllll

  • 1 N Only StrAwBeRRy says:

    Suh Met how we nuh get di video wid Kartel bore tongue? Mi waan know iffa true an mi know seh di metters wi do him up! Ah fuckry dat.

  • 1 N Only StrAwBeRRy says:

    Suh Met how we nuh get di video wid Kartel bore tongue? Mi waan know iffa true an mi know seh di metters wi do him up! Ah fuckry dat.

  • tsk tsk tsk!!! says:

    mi sey 8itorluvit mi a wonder if dem did really look good gud how dem woulda gwaan!! Annabelle party full one whole heep a crawny gyal!!! yuck!!!!!

  • tsk tsk tsk!!! says:

    strawberry Nicki Z post a youtube vid on her website and when kartel a talk near the end the cam light reflect on something on his tongue which appears to be a tongue ring!

  • tsk tsk tsk!!! says:

    strawberry Nicki Z post a youtube vid on her website and when kartel a talk near the end the cam light reflect on something on his tongue which appears to be a tongue ring!

  • Bubbles says:

    Tsk Tsk Tsk, whe di video name ? mi waan guh look pon it

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