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IM NOT GAY


TELL ME WHY UNNU SEH ME GAY :(

84 Responses to IM NOT GAY

  • Anonymous says:

    damn poppy show batty man

  • socialite says:

    dwl dwl dwl dwl ku teet dwl

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dwl dwl social dwl dwl dwl a dp dat?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????/

  • qwerty says:

    Met u have Blogspace fi ah waste pon him…dats a retorical questan him ah ask don't it….fukkin gay clown

  • ms goodas to u says:

    a weh di rass dat deh top pic deh…dougie how much u pay her

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dwl goodas she neva get di pay till after di pic tek cause she look in need dwl dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllll qwerty he is a good laugh das y we love feature him so

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    a mussy we dp a dash up wud pan dwl dwl dwl
    look yah
    Fashion God Dougie Platinum The MegaStarSays Fact: Mischief Makers, Get some Ambition and try to better yourself in life, If thats too much to ask, Give up your space in America to ppl who need it!!
    Mood:God Me Pray 2!
    Posted 2 hours ago

  • Anonymous says:

    i don't know which one shi shoulda shame bout more
    A) di fact shi really pose a lick gay man balls, or

    B) di fact shi really have a heart fi come outta di house inna dat deh outfit an bad head, an on top of it mek camera ketch har so, an she deh deh a kin teet like all is well

  • Anonymous says:

    lawks i only hope him gi har di money fi sawt out har hair afta dis!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    what a gal look stink!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    waieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl n a lang out har tongue dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I …CANNOT .. LAUGH

  • ms goodas to u says:

    me a try ketch a good look pon her face,..where was dis pic taken yard or abroad

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    a dow know dwl dwl but fi him fi even post it.. him brave n very bitta

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    a dow know dwl dwl but fi him fi even post it.. him brave n very bitta

  • 1 And Only StrAwBeRRy says:

    Smaddy ah tell mi seh di one Dougie she mad mad pon har twitter page. Ol gyal* And what is she trying to prove? We all know so aint no proving thing. We nuh stupid! Fool*

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl den why dougeesha wudda mad? dis blog is gay friendly>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl den why dougeesha wudda mad? dis blog is gay friendly>>>>>>>>>>>

  • socialite says:

    dwl dwl dwl @ shani gay friendly. di gyal look like she soon get a sew in but me wudda neverrr tek piccha like dat an me nah tek nuh piccha like me wan nyam battyman balls. ketch di top mogel pose inna piccha 2. in piccha 1 him haffi laff caw him know if a gyal ah hum pon him balls mus be a ras joke

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dwl dwl u mus behave eno dwl dlw dwl dwl dwl but a mus joke u nuh see how him 96 a skin ina di picho

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dwl dwl u mus behave eno dwl dlw dwl dwl dwl but a mus joke u nuh see how him 96 a skin ina di picho

  • Belly Bang says:

    mi see something inna the comments bout "posted 2 hours ago" – Suh the fucker still alive. hmmmm.

    2 plank & ah sheet ah zinc & the duppy win the title as the world's biggest picky picky head shithouse.

    All dah gal deh, unno nuh see that it look like one bloodclawt crackhead him pay fi do that.

  • socialite says:

    dwl dwl dwl shani dwl dwl dougie come outta yuh glass closet we cyan see right tru u

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dlw dwl dwl dwl bellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dwl dwl dwl dwl

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dlw dwl dwl dwl bellyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy dwl dwl dwl dwl

  • socialite says:

    me wonda if she smell di dry up cum lef pon him balls dwl dwl ah dat she wan lick aff

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    social dwld wl dwl dwl u too awful dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl … whey day yah mi see two a we gay neighbor dem a come in from supermarket and mi a prips as ujal.. and a swear to u… is a pack a depends XL men diaper mi see a slide outa di cyar… a hope dougeesha have up him blue bumma

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    social u nuh hear belly say a pay him pay dat crack head… di more mi tink bout it di more mi tink a true dwl dwl

  • ms goodas to u says:
  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    is who dat full a cellulite so?

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    oh a scarrie.. scarrie u nuh see say u back part waa rub out?

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    oh a scarrie.. scarrie u nuh see say u back part waa rub out?

  • Absolution says:

    as far as what yu feel bredgin…i know that it is futility to talk about your uncomfortably tight clothes…bcuz even the most hardcore gangsta a JA weh kill dozens of ppl a year time like wear tight clothes too. but for me it would be all the feminine poses in every pic posted here to date, your juicy lip gloss treated lips, and all the over sized handbags you like to accessorize with with….yep that about sums it up…it would be a miracle if yu nuh gay

  • Absolution says:

    as far as what yu feel bredgin…i know that it is futility to talk about your uncomfortably tight clothes…bcuz even the most hardcore gangsta a JA weh kill dozens of ppl a year time like wear tight clothes too. but for me it would be all the feminine poses in every pic posted here to date, your juicy lip gloss treated lips, and all the over sized handbags you like to accessorize with with….yep that about sums it up…it would be a miracle if yu nuh gay

  • ms goodas to u says:

    met u see dem…jesas father and look how di gal a sweat like she have pressure

  • ms goodas to u says:

    met u see dem…jesas father and look how di gal a sweat like she have pressure

  • Belly Bang says:
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  • Anonymous says:

    crackhead an fat so?

    mi jus feel like a one a him cousin him beg fi do dat an him promise har likkle hair money if she go thru wid it

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    bellayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    bellayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • Belly Bang says:
  • Belly Bang says:
  • Anonymous says:

    mi glad unno deh bout, unno come tell mi if a shorty dis or is har sista, dem fayva bad

    http://www.watever.com/gallery(event_photos)/2009/August/Pretty_in_Pink_07.08.09/pages/DSC_0343.htm

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    mi open one mi a go add dis one to it

  • Anonymous says:

    belly inna dem yah recession, yu haffi know how fi tun yu han an mek fashion, di ooman a put har garbage bag dem to good good use, low har

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dwl dwl dwld wlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll a histie dis yah

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dwl dwl dwld wlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll a histie dis yah

  • ms goodas to u says:

    woowww mi pickney run come in ya come ask mi if me alright di laff mi buss out..no sa

  • ms goodas to u says:

    woowww mi pickney run come in ya come ask mi if me alright di laff mi buss out..no sa

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    goodas u see di last pic dwl dwldwl dwl wldw wid shawtel twin?

  • ms goodas to u says:

    mi ova di next blog..mi a ded to rassss

  • socialite says:

    me late but me jus go fa me red pea soup dwl dwl dwl shani yuh seh dem wear depends me cyan tek it dwl dwl no sah!!!!

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    den mi wid mi nuff self go text mi batteyman fren fi really verify and him blast mi immi dwl dwl dwl dwllllllllllllllll

  • Anonymous says:

    IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT DOUGIE PLATNUM IS GAY, NOT A BATTYMAN BUT STRAIGHT UP GAY… EVERYONE IN NEW YORK OR THE DANCEHALL FATUNITY KNOWS OF THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW HE'S TRYING TO FOOL… OOMAN CANT TURN HIM ON… PEACH FROM BADH.NET DUN PUT SHE DUGGESHA ON BLAST

  • Anonymous says:

    I KNOW A COUPLE OF MEN THAT HAVE WIFES, GIRLFRIENDS, KIDS THAT FUCK HIM, I MEANT SHE OUT..DUGGESHA DONE OUT THE WHOLE OF THE TRI STATE AREA AND THE LITTLE MAN DEM A JAMAICA, AND THE ENTERATINMENT AND DANCE CREW IN JAMAICA. EVEN KARTEL N ELE DUN THAT

  • socialite says:

    shani ah tru dem nuh ave no batty muscle fi hol dem shit it just run out like diarhea dem wasn to be like gyal so much guess dem wear pad an gwan like dodo ah dem monthly dwbcllllllllll

  • socialite says:

    anonymous a lie yuh ah tell kartel an ele neva fuk it

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    kartel n who??????????????

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    social a chew dwl dwl cause a nex gay friend a mine say she did a hang out wid some n him beg excuse fi go chang him pad dwllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • socialite says:

    kartel an herpes dwl dwl dwl me wudn put it pass herpe ele doah

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    anonymous y u a say karel n ele run chew dp? kartel dow look like di undercover gay type

  • socialite says:

    dwl dwl dwl dwl dem too bloodclot nasty bout change pad shani yuh jus put one image inna me head an sleepin time is in a few hours cho

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    same ting mi a say dwl dwl social di man name herpes now dwl dwl dwl u good eno

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    well at least u naw go eat … social u know mi mek a scene when mi spot dem.. a call di whole world fi find out dwllllllllllllll and mi batteyman fren run mi bout whey mi a do up under batteyman fi know dat dwlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

  • socialite says:

    dwl dwl wondda if DP wer always wid wings r kotex hehehe

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    a tink him wear di overnights eno dwll

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    social look yah
    Fashion God Dougie Platinum The MegaStarSays Fact: Some of oonu Need a Mind of oonu own! A blind man could sell oonu Glasses! STOP FOLLOW FOOL n TUN IDIOT! STOP TEK PRESS n FORM OONU OWN CONCEPT!
    Mood:God Me Pray 2!
    Posted 1 hour ago

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    social look yah
    Fashion God Dougie Platinum The MegaStarSays Fact: Some of oonu Need a Mind of oonu own! A blind man could sell oonu Glasses! STOP FOLLOW FOOL n TUN IDIOT! STOP TEK PRESS n FORM OONU OWN CONCEPT!
    Mood:God Me Pray 2!
    Posted 1 hour ago

  • socialite says:

    dwl dwl dwl lawd shani how long him shit period last? 3 4 r 5 days dwl dwl

  • socialite says:

    battyplatinum is a fake philosopher go change yuh pad dougie mud hol

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl dwl a di blog him a dash wud pan eno bout stop follow press dwllll

  • socialite says:

    dwl him cyan come defen him sexuality dat argument imma go lose

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    anytime him try mi have sumone for him… so mek him come

  • Kimmie says:

    oooh bwaii… me eye a kill me … a whey him get dat one deh?! di crackhead inna di blue me a talk… dougie dat a tell me seh u a pick HENNY OOMAN!? yuh dat desperate???

  • Kimmie says:

    oooh bwaii… me eye a kill me … a whey him get dat one deh?! di crackhead inna di blue me a talk… dougie dat a tell me seh u a pick HENNY OOMAN!? yuh dat desperate???

  • socialite says:

    kimmie mek him tan deh while him ah skin teet an she ah lick him cum cratches har han soon reach fi ah quick swift fi teef him wallet dwl dwl

  • socialite says:

    kimmie mek him tan deh while him ah skin teet an she ah lick him cum cratches har han soon reach fi ah quick swift fi teef him wallet dwl dwl

  • Nova says:

    Yes the fuck yu are gay…yu mek di gyal look like she a lick awf shit off of yu truly shitty dick…yuck! Hello, a pic say a 1000's words, yu nuh tap tell pan yu self. Kiss teet.

  • Anonymous says:

    the girl in the pic wi battyman dougie is sodomite Sheba

  • Anonymous says:

    the girl in the pic wi battyman dougie is sodomite Sheba

  • Met From Jamaican Groupies says:

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • Anonymous says:

    dwl mi caan laaf no more, mi laaf so till mi head all a hat mi now dwl dwl dwl

  • Anonymous says:

    dwl mi caan laaf no more, mi laaf so till mi head all a hat mi now dwl dwl dwl

  • Anonymous says:

    Mi will talk the things them why people feel seh you gay first of all mi never see you with a women the only women weh mi ever hear seh you a fuck a dawn lexus and that was a fucking cover up ms platinum ya can fool queens ppl but phil people knew batty man when we see 1 and further more you need fi stop lie to the ppl them bout you work at airline and never da a work your batty must sweet cause mi hear seh the man them no stop take care of ya

  • Anonymous says:

    dougie you are hiv positive, you come to jamaica with your macys bag and gap t-shirt giving the young boys them inna jamaica to fuck you. you nasty dick sucking faggot, every body know say that you faggot, didnt 2 boy fight for your dick inna dance in new york. faggot ass

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