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MAN catches wife SLEEPING with boyfriend and humiliates the TWO BABLY

TRESPASSERS will be severely prosecuted!

The adage came true on Thursday last week, after a Bulawayo’s Old Pumula man allegedly went berserk, raping his wife and and sodomising wife’s boyfriend after catching them having sex. The husband and his wife (names withheld for legal reasons) have been living separately for the past two months.

The husband reportedly made numerous attempts to have his wife back, which hit a brick wall. It is reported that on the day in question, he left his lodgings for work in the morning. After knocking off from work, the man went to a bar in the suburb en-route to his house. At about 10pm, the man headed home and along the way he decided to change course. he is said to have proceeded to his wife’s lodgings and on arrival, opened the door without knocking.

What lay in front of his eyes was his wife’s ‘monkey’ feeding on her boyfriend’s ‘brown banana’. The two lovers are reported to have remained glues at each other. A scuffle erupted with him slapping the woman and her lover as he attempted to get the man away from the woman. The two tried to offer resistance but they were threatened with death by the husband.

The estranged hubby reportedly locked the door and ordered them to remain naked. Feeling hard done by his wife, he asked her what made her sleep with another man. However, she could not not offer an answer. The husband allegedly told the two that he was going to teach them a lesson they would never forget.

He went on to tie the two’s hands and feet before making them lie backwards. He is alleged to have forced himself on his wife. he also dipped his anaconda into his wife’s lover’s butt hole. He allegedly gave both of them a second, third, fourth, fifth and finally SIXTH round of pumping gymnastics. Upon rendering ‘justice’, the man fled in the wee hours of the morning.

The seemingly over-sampled lovebirds were found in the morning by a neighbour who responded to their distress calls. A report was made to the police leading to the arrest of the husband who was reportdly caught by police after a couple of days.

He appeared before Western Commonage magistrate, Mr Richard Ramaboea, facing quite a long ‘train’ of charges comprising of six counts of rape, six counts of aggravated indecent assault, one count of unlawful entry and two counts of physical abuse as well as making threats. He was not formally charged and remanded in custody to 12 October.