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CHINA YUH NEED FI WASH OUT DI SALT WID VINEGAR

 

CHINA NO SOH…IS WHAPPEN??? LAST YEAR DEM SHOT YUH MAN INA HIM CHEST AND KILL HIM…NOW YUH A TEK GABBA G UNDER DI QUIET…6 MONTHS LATER AND HIM GET SHOT YESSIDEH ?? CHINAAAAAAAAAAA WASH OUT DI SALT CAUSE IT NUH FAIR TUH DI MAN DEM OO…DIS A SERIOUS TING! WHATEVA YUH HAVE PAN YUH NEED FI BATH OFF AND SUN AND DEN BATH OFF AGEN!! MI DONE TALK

GYPTIAN MORE DAN TONGUE FUNCTION

WELLL..HIM AND JAVANA LEF DI CHOOT AND DI LAPTOP WHEY HIM SEND POLICE FAH IS HIM DID BUY IT AND GUH BACK FAH…SUH DI DREAD TEKKIE BACK …DI MAN DEM A ROAD SEH ANY LIKKLE TING GYPTIAN LOVE GWAAN LIKE HIM A BADMAN AND SEND THREAT AND BAY TINGS…………. BUT HIM NAH GO ABLE CARRY DEM OUT CAUSE HIM BRUCK LAKKA CHURCH MOUSE..SUH PEOPLE AND JAVANA INCLUDED…DOE TINK A MEAN HIM MEAN OR MEAN FI TEKKIE BACK..HIM JUS NUH HAVE NUH STACK…HIM GYAL OUT AND CLOTHES OUT DI LIKKLE SHILLING AND NUTTIN….ANYHOW…DEM SEH HIM BEX SEH JAVANA LEF *rolls eyes* AND A GWAAN WID A BAG A TINGS SO POLICE CALL UP AND UNNO SUU SI GYPPY INA COURTHOUSE AN AL DESE TINGS..BUT MI NAH LIE GYPPY FI A MAN YUH CUSS LIKE A GYAL…WHAT AWAY YUH CAN STYLE UP PEOPLE GYAL PICKNEY…NUH YOU DID SEH WHEY DAY SEH VEGAS A SISSY AND MI SI YUH A CUSS AND A CLASS UP…A WONDER WHEY DEM WUDDA CALL YUH NOW?

PREGNANT?

SOYINI DI PEOPLE DEM WAA KNOW IF A BELLY IS COMING….YOU KNOW ME DUSSA DELIVA DI METCHIZ?

CONFIRM DIS DEPORTATION AGEN?


DEM SEH SHARON RAMBO GET DEPORT LAST WEEK AND ARLENE SUMMER BODY CANNOT COME BACK…PEOPLE COME TELL WI BOUT DI TINGS DEM!

MACKA WHEN YUH A GO RIDE YUH OWN WAVE?

YUH MIXUP…A NUH DEM DID A SEH A YOU SEH…NOW, WHATS THE STORY?

Hi met I was in (Edited) n they was talk’n about this girl name “George aka Pretty kitty” n how she don’t stop walk n(Edited) ppl man from 90s go up!But all I want to know wit a face like that which man in they right Mind would (Edited) that she favor a scarecrow!ppl please cum sort it out for me lol or his she a man ?.

GRAMMY UNMANIJEBBLEZ

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