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WTF AFRICA- WOMAN TURNS INTO SNAKE AT FUNERAL

Unbelievable was the reaction when a Harare woman confessed in court that she once turned into a snake.

The woman, Esther Chirawo, said her ex-husband was responsible for the horror that saw her turning into a snake during a funeral for a family member. She had dragged her former husband, Davison Guvamombe to court where she was seeking a protection order against him.
This lady had the follwing to say: “My relatives were shocked when they saw me moving with my tummy at the funeral. I acted like a possessed person. I was acting like a snake and I said things that no one could understand. I used to spend three months without having s*x because he would have it with his other wives.
He once stripped me naked before bashing me with a belt and I sustained severe injuries. I left my children in his custody but he is denying me access to see my children.
Responding to the allegations, Davison vehemently denied the accusations and said Ester just left their matrimonial home without giving any notice.
“How can I assault someone whom I do not stay with? I have been wondering why she left home because I never assaulted her,” he said.
Magistrate Milton Serima, who presided over the case granted a protection order in Ester’s favour and urged her to apply for custody if she wants to stay with the children.

SAY SOMETHING SPECIAL

BODY BUILDERS- GOODMORNING

Body Builders
by Dave & Cara Hanson

Ephesians 1:22 and 23
(22) And God placed all things under his (Jesus Christ’s) feet and appointed him to be head over everything for the church,
(23) which is his body, the fullness of him who fills everything in every way.

When God deliberated about the perfect metaphor for Jesus’ relationship with his followers, He had unlimited options at His disposal. He wisely rejected “captain/deckhands,” “plantation owner/slaves,” and “dictator/refugees.” Since God is both loving and wise, He chose to call Christians collectively the “Body of Christ,” with Jesus Christ as the “Head.” God selected this distinctive metaphor, knowing that each of us has a body and can therefore relate to this image (for those of you without a body, well…that’s just creepy). The body metaphor communicates clearly: 1) how important each of us is to the Lord Jesus Christ, and 2) how important each of us should be to one another.

The metaphor of Christians being members of the Body of Christ demonstrates just how vital each of us is to the Lord himself. Jesus’ heart toward his Body is vividly expressed in his first dealing with Saul (also called Paul), on the way to Damascus:

Acts 9:4 and 5
(4) He fell to the ground and heard a voice say to him, “Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me?”
(5) Who are you, Lord?” Saul asked. “I am Jesus, whom you are persecuting,” he replied.

Jesus didn’t say, “You are persecuting my disciples,” or “my people.” Jesus said twice, “You are persecuting me!” When Christians are afflicted, Jesus Christ takes it personally. He also takes it personally when his people treat each other kindly. In Matthew 25:40 he stated, “‘…whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.’” Jesus cares about how every member of his Body is treated.

Jesus is the definitive “body” builder, intimately involved with building and developing every member, or part, of his Body. A true bodybuilder is more than just a man with a gargantuan physique and python-swallowing biceps. To achieve perfection throughout his whole body, he works specifically and tirelessly with each body part to reach its maximum potential. He would not be content with an unbalanced physique, where one arm can’t fit through the door but the other could be used as dental floss. Interestingly, the head (in our case, Jesus) does not need to be built up, but instead directs the building up of all other members.

Jesus appeared to one member, the Apostle Paul, and became his personal trainer in building the Body of Christ. As Paul began to understand the significance of this body, he, like his Lord, took it very personally; so much so, that he labored fervently as a “body” builder himself. He worked diligently, “warning every man, and teaching every man” (Col. 1:28 – KJV), so that he could “present every man perfect in Christ Jesus.” He explained, “To this end I labor, struggling with all his energy, which so powerfully works in me” (Col. 1:28 and 29). This man fought the urge to hit the snooze button and turn on his bed like the hinges of a door. Bodybuilding is never easy, but sometimes you just have to throw the covers back, put one foot in front of the other, and show up at the gym.

Ephesians 5:29 and 30
(29) After all, no one ever hated his own body, but he feeds and cares for it, just as Christ does the church–
(30) for we are members of his body.

Paul understood that if Jesus loved him so much, then Jesus would also love other Christians as intimately. Therefore, he prayed for the Lord and God, “who loved us,” to encourage and strengthen the saints (2 Thess. 2:16 and 17). Having been trained by Jesus, however, Paul didn’t just pray like this and then roll over in his hammock and go back to sleep. He loved Jesus’ saints by getting involved in helping them grow, just as Jesus does.

1 Thessalonians 2:8, 11 and 12
(8) We loved you so much that we were delighted to share with you not only the gospel of God but our lives as well, because you had become so dear to us.
(11) For you know that we dealt with each of you as a father deals with his own children,
(12) encouraging, comforting and urging you to live lives worthy of God, who calls you into his kingdom and glory.

Like a father, Paul loved and cared deeply for each individual believer. Paul was not just a spiritual professor, pontificating platitudes from the pulpit; he was personally involved in building every member of Jesus’ body. Notably, Paul didn’t just work this way himself; he also encouraged others to get involved in his mission. He sent Timothy to the Thessalonians with the purpose of strengthening and encouraging them in their faith (1 Thess. 3:2).

Paul truly understood the metaphor of the Body of Christ with each and every believer as a member in particular. [1] He knew that it was not just his responsibility to build the Body of Christ, but that each believer has an important role in the growth of the body, just as every part of our physical body plays a crucial role.

Years ago we didn’t have plastic grocery bags with convenient handles. Instead, we had brown paper “sacks” that, crammed full of food, were a bit more cumbersome. When you arrived home, you carried them from underneath, and then you would witness the masterful body in all of its glory…

With two fingers twisting the doorknob, you’d wedge your knee in to keep the door from slamming shut (too slow and you had to start all over, often with a poorer attitude). As your knee would open the door, you’d have to pivot your hips to twist your shoulder in to keep it open. Sometimes the chin would take over for the shoulder so you could balance the bags on your hips, twist your biscuits into the space, and finally proceed to the kitchen.

In other words, the members of your body would work instinctively together to accomplish what your head wanted done, all without dropping the eggs on your porch. Not that the groceries aren’t important, but each of us is essential in accomplishing what the Head of the Body, Jesus Christ, wants done.

Ephesians 4:16
From him the whole body, joined and held together by every supporting ligament, grows and builds itself up in love, as each part does its work.

Throughout the Church Epistles, Paul exhorts each of us to use our gifts toward Jesus Christ’s goals. We begin by recognizing that as Jesus has reached out and received us, so we should reach out and receive one another (Rom. 15:7). Then, we use our gifts and callings to love and serve each other, just as Jesus would do.

Romans 12:4-6a
(4) Just as each of us has one body with many members, and these members do not all have the same function,
(5) so in Christ we who are many form one body, and each member belongs to all the others.
(6a) We have different gifts, according to the grace given us…

We, the authors, used to understand this section to mean, “IF you have one of these gifts, then use it.” But that’s not what it says; we are all members, and we all have these gifts of God’s grace! Furthermore, we are to use them primarily to build each other! Each of us, like Paul, needs to recognize the Lord’s love for us and then use our gifts to build each other.

1 Peter 4:8 and 10
(8) Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins.
(10) Each one should use whatever gift he has received to serve others, faithfully administering God’s grace in its various forms.

As the Body cannot survive without its Head, Jesus, we also need each other in order to reach our maximum potential. The literal members of Jesus’ body (his hands, legs, etc.) obviously went wherever Jesus’ head went; he didn’t teach at Jerusalem leaving a knee in Galilee, a toe in Jericho, or his sternum in Capernaum. Similarly, Jesus, as the figurative Head of the Body of believers, would never think of leaving any of us out. The head cannot say to any other part of the body, “I don’t need you!” (1 Cor.12:21).

When we truly understand the unconditional love that Jesus has for each of us, we can strengthen and encourage each other to serve his Body with our gifts. Thankfully, you don’t have to wear a Speedo™, drink raw eggs, and bench press a truck in order to build someone up. Jesus has already given us our gifts as the equipment that we need to build each other and grow up into him together, spiritually perfect and mature. See you at the gym!

BIG UP VIVIAN BLAKE DAUGHTER DOMONIQUE BLAKE

MI HAFFI BIG HAR UP AND BIG HIM UP BECAUSE DI MAN MEK SURE HIM PICKNEY DEM COME OUT RIGHT!!

SHE NUH BORN A JAMAICA BUT A JAMAICA SHE SEH!

USAIN DEM PAN USTREAM

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CONGRATULATIONS JA

PIE PIE

AND CAN I TELL YUH DI JAMAICANS DEM DIS CARL LEWIS SO BAD PAN HIM PAGE …AND HIM DELETE DI POST DEM DIS MAWNIN YAH BUT ONLY DIS LEF

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        • Jamaicangroupie Met

          Do you understand what is being said by us? We dont claim to be from a small nation, we are! If your dignity can be lost only through speech I suggest you do not speak. Our language is colorful and what you have encountered are its wonderfu

          l colors. Art , in it’s purest form cannot be appreciated by everyone. I understand that but , do allow my people to speak, you are not from our nation, not related to Usain Bolt so please do not speak for him. Goodnight
          14 hours ago ·  · 23
        • Angus Mo damn, somebody run in
          14 hours ago · 
        • Jamaicangroupie Met Because we are from a small nation our dignity is concise and compact…better yet it is found in silence. You must be smoking. I suggest you purchase some dictaion on Jamaica, we do not go down quietly. You have spoken about both athletes greatness and instead of addressing Carl Lewis on what he said, you have taken it upon yourself to reprimand a whole nation. You are so full of nerve its not even funny. We cannot make other countries proud, because we are our own patriots. Be proud of your own country, that is what patriotism is all about. Did you suggest that Facebook stop these comments? I hope that is not what you suggested, let me say this, while Facebook lets the (YOU) down, if you are a skilled creature with muti-tasking in your pocket…I would suggest you find the plaster for the leaking wound Carl Lewis has and a cork for the garbage spewing from his mouth. After this , you can rest easy and leave Jamaica’s dignity to Jamaicans
          13 hours ago ·  · 20
        • 12 hours ago via mobile ·  · 3
        • Jeniele Campbell I believe that’s checkmate! Well said Jamaicangroupie. :) Ros Trimble-roper, Wipe your mouth there’s a piece of bullshit still leftover.
          12 hours ago ·  · 3
        • Ros Trimble-Roper Not at all, I am saying that there is no need to curse at someone’s mother!! It is just not necessary. Usain himself spoke about Carl’s comments and he did so without swearing or using any colorful art. We were all cheering for Jamaica, not just one country. You should all be proud of their achievements and focus on the positives that will come from such a great sprinting performance.
          12 hours ago · 
        • Jamaicangroupie Met

          Tell Carl Lewis to be proud of someone’s achievements and not jus us. I don’t know where you are from but if you step out of yourself and try to lie on someone , disrespecting their God given talent, then you are already disespecting your v

          ery own mother. The majority are just reiterating the concept. Our curse words are not swear words, to swear is to commit blasphemy. We are cursing him sure, curse words included, what else did you expect to see? You don’t have to cheer for Jamaica, there is a competition going on you can do your own country a favor at this time…and be patriotic to your own country. There are enough Jamaicans to cheer for Jamaica at this time..don’t do us that favor. Especially if you cannot be fair. I am not proud of Carl Lewis’ achievement because it did not affect me one way or the other. Usain, Yohan, and all the other Jamaicans that have done Jamaica proud I will lift my hat to. Don’t spare us any cheers, we are cheerful enough…hence the colorful language ..
          11 hours ago ·  · 8
        • Röwläñd Säñtäñä Bic Çluñis We nuh care a bumboclaa. A WEEEEE RUN DIS!
          10 hours ago ·  · 2
        • Keisha Bless carl lewis expressed to us jamaicans what most of us knew all along…THAT MOST AMERICANS ARE ARROGANT INDIVIDUALS…the world begins and ends with them…get outta here with that…there’s a more fascinating world out there…bless
          9 hours ago via mobile ·  · 4
        • Tanisha Skeen Well said my peeps, well said. Jamaica Land we love.
          7 hours ago via mobile · 
        • Vanessa Mo’Nique Williams I’ve never been prouder to be Jamaican. Respect to all my country men
          2 hours ago via mobile ·  · 2
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