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TEACHA TUN ECHO AND POPCAAN TUN POPDRAWZ

YOU CHEATED ON YOURSELF!


The Only Person Cheated is Yourself (Adultery)

My name is Niki I have been with Mike for ten years. After the birth of my first child things got sour. In the fifth year of the relationship I realize that Mike was having an affair with a married woman by the name of Marcia. I was very loyal and could not understand why he would do this to me. While at work a colleague of mine used to comfort me through the hard times. We developed a great friendship, Carl was compassionate and understating something I never got from Mike. Shortly after we developed a secret intimate relationship that I could not avoid. His wife did not have a clue as he made her feel like she was the only one and well Mike was not really paying any attention to me.

Two years had passed and I was still seeing Carl and Mike was still having the affair. I had no idea what would happen next because I was using birth control. I got pregnant and did not realize until I was nearly three months. Carl said that it was up to me what I wanted to do but Mike told me that he was happy because it could be a little girl since we already had two boys. I carried the baby and all this time I did not know whose child it was. Nevertheless on paper she was Mike’s child. After I had the baby and returned to work Carl was very distant and his attitude was not the same. I realised that the reason was he was now sleeping with Sophie a very promiscuous girl that was transfered to our department. Sophie slept with everyone in high office to secure her job.

There was no comptetion there so I had to move on and I was very pleased to now that Mike’s friend Peter was interested in me he was a very successful man and well I could not turn him down. It was a very good relationship but when his girlfriend would visit he would give all the attention to her. For the most part I was confused and started to think about my daughter and her paternity. I did an abortion between the affair with Peter and Carl and things were getting to me. Carl called me out of the blue one day and told me that he found out that his wife was sleeping with his best friend and he could not cope. He also said that he caught Sophie red handed with another man at her apartment.

Mike was spending a lot of time at home now these days and I just could not understand because Marcia was granted her divorce and free. I was surprised to hear that she had left Mike for the lawyer who handled her case as it was common knowledge that he was bisexual. Things were just too much for me. Carl did not have any children with his wife and now he is requesting a paternity test and has threatened me to take it to court. I was in shock and tried to reach out to God. I was invited to church by a friend and I had to think about my life. I could not come to terms with my poor decision and how many people I had actually slept with. My calculations was the harsh reality of adultery. Mike was sleeping with Marcia who was sleeping with her husband and her lawyer. Her lawyer was bisexual so he was sleeping with another man. it is alleged that Marcia’s husband was having affairs even with his helpers. I was sleeping with Carl who was sleeping with his wife and Sophie he were both sleeping with other men. Peter was sleeping with his girlfriend who I later found out was his cousin’s wife. What had I gotten myself into? I have left myself exposed to more than twenty people. I have also made my child apart of this madness. I have made Mike’s mistake my own. What will I do? I am now at the hospital to get the results from my tests. I am so ashamed, I have cheated myself.

written by realking

HISTORY OF THE DILLY!

History of The Dildo

People often think that the dildos are a thing of the present generation and were introduced by mankind a few decades ago. The credit for this line of thinking goes to the modern generation people who perceive the dildo as an object, shaped like the male sexual organ, with some electronic circuitry built in that causes the head of the dildo to vibrate. It is this vibration that stimulates the inner vaginal wall and the clitoris and provides thrills to the user.
However, if one bothers to check out ancient history, they will discover that objects shaped like a phallus and made out of leather or wood were used by ancient Greeks as far back as the third century BC. In fact, if one goes by the ancient cave drawings, they will observe that the dildo, in one form or the other, has been around nearly since the evolution of mankind. However the phallic shaped objects used during those days were crude and were unsafe. Advances in science and technology are responsible for presenting us the dildos as we see them nowadays.
Till a few decades back, the dildo was nothing but a small phallic shaped piece of plastic casing housing an electric motor with a rotating head. A pair of electric cells provided power to the motor and caused its head to rotate. The vibration caused by the rotating head was passed on to the exterior walls of those dildos providing a thrill sensation to the user. Compared to the dildos available in the market today they were quite crude. Quite a few of them had sharp edges which could cause serious harm to the soft vaginal walls.
However, since that was the only available dildo during those days, people were forced to use them. The whole scenario has changed nowadays. There are many shops, including those that have an online presence, that provide a wide variety of dildos, guaranteed to thaw even the most frigid of woman. The current generations of dildos are available in a nice range of shapes and sizes. They are available in different hues and are made out of various materials. Whilst the humble plastic is still used to manufacture dildos, the manufacturers have now come out with dildos manufactured using materials as diverse as glass and steel. One can also find dual headed dildos that provide thrills to both ends.
Why keep a hole unplugged when you have the options of a dual treat? In stark contrast to the simple vibration that the dildos of the old days provided, the current generation of dildos also boasts of a head that, apart from vibrating, also moves in a forward and backward direction. Those who are willing to try the extreme can opt in for dildos that come with a tank and a ball pump. A fluid that has a consistency of semen is stored within the dildo that is connected to the ball pump. On pressing the ball, the fluid comes out of the tip of the dildo emulating ejaculation.

 

BEST OF THE BEST AND ER

LAWYAH GUD SUH?

Keisha Platinum

shabba

Hey Met me can understand dis, you had this gal and her husband pon d walls back in November when dem get buss a Georgia fi d tings dem a ? Big time buss a gwan wit dem and d whole team. Me go a Florida and see dis yah woman a pose up in picho. Now how dis ya gal Keisha Jones AKA Keisha Platnium get fi go travel a Florida Memorial weekend to rass and have d nerve fi take picho. Me nah see no ankle ting pon d foot dem? ATL run d tings dem cause which eva lawyer she have, me wan STRAIGHTTTTTTTT

 

SHABBA & JAH VINCI PAN ER

AWWCH

Monju Begum, 40-year old mother of three form Mirzapur village (Bangladesh), cut off a man’s penis during an alleged attempt to rape her. She cut her neighbor neighbour Mozammel Haq Mazi ‘s penis to take it to a police station as evidence.

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“We will arrest him once his condition gets better,” police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

“She said she fought back and cut off his penis and brought it to our police station in a polythene bag to prove that Mr Mazi tried to rape her,” police spokesman Abul Khaer told the BBC.

“She has registered a case accusing him of attempted rape,” he said.

“It is quite an unusual incident. As far as I am aware, this is the first time that a woman has brought a severed penis to the police station as evidence.”

Source: BBC

 

Begum  claims that Mazi had been harassing her for the last 6 months. But Mazi denies the claims that says that she took revenge on him.

 

“We were having an affair and recently she suggested that both of us can go and settle down in Dhaka,” Mr Mazi told the BBC from the hospital in nearby Barisal.

“I refused and told her that I cannot leave my wife and children, so she took revenge on me.”

Source: BBC

 

Currently Mazi is practising to urinate without his penis.

 

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