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NO SAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UNNO SEH DEM LIVE INA DEM MADDA HOUSE BUT SI BIMMA YAH NUNG…IT CAN LIVE INA…DOLLY DEM STEPIN HOWT FIDDY 2012 TUH TUH TOOO

WAIT DEH A WHO DIS?

PANTS LEGGO INA PARLIAMENT


Deputy Speaker caught with his pants down in Parliament
2012-01-17 17:31:11 | with audio | (0 Comments)

MP for St. James Central Lloyd B Smith trying to hold his pants up today in Parliament- Rudolph Brown/PhotographerErica Virtue, Senior Gleaner Writer

There was a graceless entrance of the St James Central MP Lloyd B Smith in Parliament today.

Smith, who has been appointed deputy speaker of the House took the oath of allegiance as MP with his trousers falling off.

New and returning parliamentarians, visitors and officials were shocked into silence, when the newspaper columnist, and who for many years served as editor of the Western Mirror, prepared to take the oath with one hand holding up his trousers.

He then made his way to the middle of the aisle and ahead of the Mace to take the oath without any mishap.

However just before repeating the words and swearing on the bible, Smith hastily pulled on his right side of his trousers, pulling it up.

On completion of the oath, it is customary to meet and greet members and Smith, began pulling on his pants every two steps.

He would make fun of himself when he got up to accept the post of Deputy Speaker saying: “I hope the headlines won’t say ‘Deputy speaker caught with his pants down’.”

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WHAT IS HEAVEN LIKE-GOODMORNING


What is Heaven Like?

What is Heaven Like? John received a vision on the island of Patmos. In this place of total solitude, he listened for and heard God’s voice. Through the inspired revelation he received from the Lord, he left for us today a spectacular and vivid glimpse of God’s kingdom — the New Heavens.

“Never again will they hunger; never again will they thirst. The sun will not beat upon them, nor any scorching heat. For the Lamb at the center of the throne will be their shepherd; he will lead them to springs of living water. And God will wipe away every tear from their eyes” (Revelation 7:16-17).

We will live in glorified bodies (1 Corinthians 15:35-58).

Believers will be rewarded. “”Behold, I am coming soon! My reward is with me, and I will give to everyone according to what he has done. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End” (Revelation 22:12-13). Any crowns or jewels we receive will be laid at the feet of Christ who died for us.

God has a plan for all His children to go to heaven and enjoy life eternal. His free gift of salvation is given to all so they can accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior.

“Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea. I saw the Holy City, the new Jerusalem, coming down out of heaven from God, prepared as a bride beautifully dressed for her husband. And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Now the dwelling of God is with men, and he will live with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away” (Revelation 21:1-4).

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ON DI GROUND NEWS SEH— BUT WHEY MI TELL UNNO INA DI LAPTOP?

On the Ground News Reports.
Confirmed: The police have seized a number of assets belonging to popular entertainer Vybz Kartel under the Proceeds of Crime Act including his S-Class Mercedes Benz which has an estimated value of over $20 million, a laptop containing his work, and other documents believed to be linked to properties owned by him. According to a CVM News report the Mercedes Benz was seized shortly after the entertainer was arrested in 2011 and is being stored at the Police Commissioner’s office in St. Andrew. Vybz Kartel made famous his Mercedes Benz motor-vehicle in December 2010, on the S-Class riddim with his single ‘Jump inna d Benz’ which was a remake of DJ Grindsman 1990’s single “Benz P*****y”

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