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COAL MAWKIT ESCAPEE

MAN WID TITTY

MAN WITH BREASTS SHOCKS COPS

Police personnel from Spanish Town, St Catherine, were left shocked recently when they found out that a sexy woman with bountiful breasts they arrested was in fact a man who is going through a sex change.

Reports reaching THE WEEKEND STAR are that about 3 a.m. on Wednesday a police party spotted a silver Honda Civic motor car driving carelessly.

The lawmen are said to have stopped the vehicle and asked the driver for her licence. She was not able to produce it or any other identification card and was taken to the police station.

It was while she was at the station and plans were being made to transfer her to the Central Village Police Station that it was discovered that she was really a man who was going through a sex change.

The accused reportedly told the cops that he went to the United States where he did hormone treatment to change his body.

“This is how I want to go to court; this is who I am and it’s only in Jamaica that it is a problem,” the man supposedly told the cops.

He further stated: “I just want to go home and get some needed rest; this is a drag.”

The police told THE WEEKEND STAR that the man said that he is scheduled to return to the United States to remove his private parts as his desire to be a woman is overwhelming.

He also reportedly told the cops that he does private parties abroad and travels extensively. “She really look hot with nice clothes and false eyelash and want to teach persons how to dress,” a policeman told THE WEEKEND STAR.

The accused man was charged with various traffic violations and granted bail to appear in court later this month

GOODMORNING-DISCERNING OF SPIRITS

Let me suggest that you read Job 4:12-21. It speaks of the appearance of a spirit, but what kind of spirit was it? Various commentaries assume that God sent this spirit to correct Job. But was it? No one seems even to question whether it was from God. This is in direct contradiction to the words of John, “Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone into the world” (I John 4:1).

A evil spirit that comes to us does not announce, “I am from the Devil and I have come to lie to you and make you believe that lie.” That would be ridiculous! Most of us would immediately turn that spirit off and command that it leave. The enemy is more deceptive than that. He often comes to us disguised as a messenger from God. He may also come to us in the first person, “I” to make us think that we are talking to ourselves. He may say, “I am depressed.” Then we may say in our minds, “Yes, I guess I am really depressed.” When we are thinking we are having a monologue, we may be actually having a dialogue with the enemy.

How do we test the spirits? I John 4:2-3 gives one test. It says that every spirit that does not confess that Jesus is the Anointed One who came in the flesh is not of God. We can also demand that the spirit declares that Jesus is Lord (I Corinthians 12:3). Another practical application of discernment is to reword the statement of the spirit and add “in the name of Jesus.” Using the above example we would say, “I am depressed in the name of Jesus.” That sounds rather insane. We have blown the enemy’s cover! One of the best ways to discern the nature of a spirit is to check the Word of God. Does what the spirit says match up with the Word of God?

The Word says that the weapons of our warfare are not carnal, but mighty through God to the pulling down of strongholds. We are to cast down imaginations, and every high thing that exalts itself against the knowledge of God and bring into captivity every thought to the obedience of Christ (II Corinthians 10:4-5). I have in my file about a page and one half of lies that the enemy has used on people to make them become suicidal in their thinking. We must answer each lie with the truth of the Word of God.

Now looking at the spirit that came to the friend of Job, we find [1] the spirit appealed to his desire for special revelation (verse 12). This is what the serpent did with Eve in the Garden when he said, “You will become as gods, knowing good and evil.” [2] The spirit came in the night, evidently the form of a nightmare (verse 13). [3] The approach of the spirit was intimidation (verses 14-15). Fear is not God’s approach to Believers. God does not give us a spirit of fear, but of power, love, and a sound mind. Whenever people were fearful of angels, the angels said, “Fear not.” [4] There is an obscurity of the form (verse 16). We do not find obscurity in the appearance of angels in Scripture. [5] The message begins with an accusation. Who is the accuser, but Satan?

[6] Does God trust His servants (verse 18)? God often intrusted his Word to His angels. Why was this spirit so sensitive about God charging some of His angels with folly? This was one of the angels that rebelled with Satan. It is no wonder that this evil spirit was bitter and carried a grudge against God. [7] Does God trust man with anything (verse 19)? Yes! He has trusted His Church to carry His precious Gospel into all the world. [8] Is man destroyed without God caring about him (verse 20)? Look at the

hopeless implications. God, however, keeps record of the sparrows that falls and the deaths of His saints are precious in His sight. [9] Is life upon this earth futile and without purpose as this spirit would have us believe (verse 21)? The obvious answer is, “No!” We have a purpose to serve the Lord. Furthermore, God works all things together for our good.

As a Christian and also as a Christian Counselor, I find it essential to have discernment of spirits. We are not to be ignorant of the devices of the enemy. Therefore, I pray this exercise in discernment is helpful.

ASKABAN IN LIVIN KULLA

Nuttin beat a good 5 yawd a lastik hee?  Only five yawds fi drape yuh up and mek under yuh look like yuh a wear a pad pandy outa skirts a di lastic…Now if dis a nuh madniss a dow know wha it really is

RETIRE DI LIPSTICK N DI HAIR….DEN DI MAN

Met,Metters an every bady else mi usually nuh do dem sumting ya but mi couldn’t mek dis pass dis ya ugly zutupeck man rayal rotten face gal ya aka Bobbette,Bobby r Bob love walk up nd dung inna dance bout “How she look good nd how Samar one time man Marlon a mad ova r nd di sad ting bout it is none a dem nuh look good mi ci di two a dem inna dis red hair like a competition dem a run  pan Rupaul Drag Race but not even di Drag Queen pan di show look suh.Bobby need fi guh retire r man bady an guh flush r face inna a tylit koz she naw mek it @ all……she need fi cum again koz nuh man nuh want dat nd if any man lay dung wid dat a muss a batty man…….

AN DI OSCAR GOZE TUUU

Javana first tings first….mi wudda encourage yuh fi really stick to di black hair …please an tanks… all dat deh heavy reddish brownish wig deh dow duh nuttin fi yuh face more dan mek yuh look like part a di  five star circus…THANK YOU! Mi seh if dere was eva a groupie whey mi can seh dem tings a run like when marble drap pan tile an still clap har like she win di Oscar a you Javana… GYALL yuh good mi nah loi… mi sidung  fiddy fus ina mi life and really gi smaddy ratings…NO SAH.. people when unno seh tun man ina MASKUT! call JAVANA… when unno seh can write poem pan spat fi any occasion call JAVANA… dah gyal deh can deh pan one cockey an write a poem seh she in mourning bout a  nex cockey an sed time while she a ride ..she a figa out di nex poem fi di man whey she a ride.. GYALLLLLL yuh win hands dung… boi boi… Yuh tan up a hole up 5 star sign… Bounty ina di sed pawtie likkle bit behine yuh … Javana yuh still waa di cyar fram him?…Him seh nuh cyar suh di poem neva work … back tuddy drawin bowd but mi know yuh gwine get it cause yuh good like dot! yeah man…HEYYYY  Andy from di looks  a yuh pan di cyar deh mi can tell yuh sawt out poaley..look like yuh can  bailey balance..yuh han dem trang a hold on but tuh how yuh waist set is like yuh hudda juk di back an tink yuh a go dung ina sumting…. yuh nuh mekkit!…Bway Javana mi nah loi di likkle poetry mash up Luton meds….* baby I want you back your’e the best I’ve ever had, Andy doesn’t do it better*… When mi seh meds an mash….MEMBA… LUTON nuh tap sing * Jus call my naaayhameee…an I”ll be there*  I a wonda how di balling season a go guh a Denmark dis hare….Luton waa shell out di bank book every page /chaptah an binda…no man yuh good!

JMG MAN COURT-JULIE -THIS IS HIS HOME!

please i’m asking u julie to stop calling down my phone,the other day you went and broadcast that you and legend move to florida smdh! NO sweety legend moved u to florida.now that he drop you off and came back home to ny to help me plan our daughter’s delivery you cant handle the fact that he no longer wants you.i did not steal your man he got tired of your worthless life, you cant clean cant wash cant cook,cant even fill out a application i know cause this is how he describe you.you cant be on welfare for the rest of your life they will soon get tired of you.i am a hard working woman and i dont use government checks to mind man.get off your ass and get a job calling my phone wont bring him home (THIS IS HIS HOME)your xfriend came in the shop and told me all about your plans to try and harm my baby with your evil doings.you dont scare me i fight fire with fire so know what you saying.how does it feel to be drop off like the waist trash you are?this is the month for lovers and i got mines right here so later fi u(in my jamaican friends voice)

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