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DUNNO IF FIDEL TIME IS DRAWING CLOSE BUT I HAD A FUNNY FEELING ABOUT HIM YESTERDAY AND RAN INTO THIS DOCUMENTARY

-DIDNT KNOW HE PLAYED A PART IN APARTHEID COMING TO AN END IN SOUTH AFRICA…IS THERE ANY LEADER IN JAMAICA WHO WILL HAVE THEIR NAME MARKED IN HISTORY?

these r the young generation of Guyanese butterers….the old lady sitting at the table is granny butterer,the 2guys together in the pic is the hostess’s ex and current.These 2 just had a fight over her in a party now they taking pics together.The girl with trinip is the hostess.This girl left her good job at driven Airlines to be a professional thief

MARVIA… WHEN MI SEE DA OOMAN YA LAST WEEK PON “MOB WIVES” MI SEH TO MI SELF SEH….
“WAIT DEH… MARVIA TUNN REALITY STAR!!”
BUT AH WHEN DI NAME TITLE COME UP AN MI SEE SEH DI OOMAN NAME “BIG ANGE”….
MI SEH “OHHHHHH, ANNO MARVIA”!!
LAWD GAHD… MARVIA HOW YUH FAVA DAH GYAL/MAN YAH SO MUCH…
MI PERSONALLY NUH TINK DA PERSON YA IS A OOMAN….
MI MI DEFINETLY NUH TINK SEH YOU MARVIA CLASSIC BORN AH OOMAN NEEEDA!!
STAY BAD MON!!!!!
MARVIA YOU AN BIG AN FAVA TWINS….. MINE IH-NUH!!!!!
AH GOODLY YUH SISTAH AN YUH DONT EVEN KNOW!!!!
LAAAWWWWD-AMMERCY…..
ANYWAYS PEEPS… MI NUH LIKE “MARVIA CLASSIC” NAME…..
SUH FRAM NOW ON…. WE AGO CALL HAR “MARVIA ANGE”
MI NEVA SEE SMADDY FAVA SUH YET!!!!!!

100 year old prostitute still going strong

By Tessie Theuma – Happy fluffy story correspondent

Sitting on her plastic-covered scarlet arm-chair in the boudoir of her Gzira home, one would be forgiven for thinking Doris Borg is just a regular sweet old granny. But while she is indeed sweet as kannoli, she also has a more illicit side: she is Malta’s oldest working prostitute.

The silver-haired “anzjana tat-triq“, as she calls herself, celebrated her birthday on January 2, surrounded by prominent politicians, businessmen, lawyers and members of the clergy, all of whom were in costume to protect their identities. “I so enjoyed lapping up their warm greetings,” she beams.

Doris says she has been in the world’s oldest profession ever since she can remember. She comes from a long line of ladies of the night. “My mother was a prostitute, and her mother before her. Her mother was a cloistered nun so I’m not sure what happened there. There hasn’t been a proper male member of the family for generations.”

During her long life, the centenarian has lived through her fair share of momentous events. She has particularly fond memories of World War II. “All those marines,” she says wistfully. “Some historians say the invasion of Sicily might not have succeeded had the entire British 51st infantry division not spent a morale-boosting night with me before they shipped out.”

How has she managed to live for so long? “Well I’m lucky enough to do what I love, even though I don’t love who I do most of the time. I’ve never had a break, except for my hip of course.

“Also, a Ghanaian former witchdoctor once told me his seed had life-giving properties. It appears to have worked.”

Doris admits that due to her advanced age, the market she caters for is somewhat niche. “For men who are almost into necrophilia but not quite” say her ads on Maltapark. “Oh yes, I’m very web savvy,” she says. “One of my last clients, bless him, was a shy computer programmer, and he set up a Facebook page for me, which really helps to set up appointments since I can only cover about 30 metres of pavement in a day nowadays, and that’s with my Zimmer frame.

She says advanced age has several advantages. “Losing all my teeth has been a Godsend, I can tell you. And if someone has a foot fetish, but also likes breasts, in my case they’re in the same general area.”

Being more than a century old certainly hasn’t diminished her creativity either. “I can do more things with a tire-swing and a rolling pin than you could ever possibly imagine.”

What does she think of her younger counterparts? “Bah, in my day we used to learn everything on the job, if you’ll pardon the pun. Hookers today don’t know they’re born, with their MCAST courses and ETC training schemes.”

Despite the fact that her more glamourous days are arguably behind her, Doris has no intentions of retiring any time soon. “No matter how old I get I won’t stop bending over backwards to make sure my clients are satisfied.”

OBEAH BOOMS UPTOWN

Crystal Harrison & Paula Gordon, Star Writers
If you think uptown stores are missing out on the booming obeah business, think again.
A recent trip made by THE WEEKEND STAR team to a prominent store in the Kingston 8 area literally raised eyebrows, and caused jaws to drop in disbelief based on the products that were being sold in the ‘uptown store’.
With prices starting from $380, perfumes such as ‘Success Water’, ‘Prosperity’, ‘Mr Success’, ‘One Drop of Love’, ‘Money Grabber’ and ‘Do as I Say’ were readily available.
Some of the other nicely packaged items on display included candles of different colours and sizes, sprinkling salts and body oils with prices starting from $180.
Among the candles were some labelled ‘Fast Luck’ and ‘Controlling’, also on display was an instructional chart giving the different candle colours and meanings.
Interestingly, during THE WEEKEND STAR’s visit to the busy store, our team was just in time to meet an ‘obeah man’, who is also a taxi operator, and his wife who were purchasing their monthly supply of products.
A member of the team, acting under the guise of a worried woman who just lost her lover, approached the obeah man’s wife for advice. The reporter was told by the wife that she lost her man because she was not giving him enough sex.
“Don’t worry yourself, just buy two pink panties and go a sea fi two mornings and bathe wid a blue rag, when yuh bathe with the blue rag just remember to leave it there. Yeah man, fi di two mornings remember to use a new rag each time and when you do dat just give me call. Si mi number here,” the obeah man said.
When contacted later by THE WEEKEND STAR for a comment, a supervisor at the store said that they were merely in the business of selling candles and perfumes and that the store is not an obeah store.
She explained that persons from all walks of life visit the establishment, including Catholics, Anglicans and Methodists.
She did, however, say that almost all Jamaicans believe in obeah but they do not give advice to persons who are interested in buying a product for specific reasons.
Meanwhile, when THE WEEKEND STAR made checks with Deputy Superintendent Altemorth Campbell, who is attached to the Flying Squad, he explained that the practising of obeah is illegal.
“The practice is illegal, but it cannot be hearsay. The police have to get evidence for court. If convicted an individual is liable to a fine not exceeding $100 or be imprisoned for a term not exceeding 12 months,” Campbell said.