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LISA…u jus a crawl outa u shell now..

In the intro Lisa Hype asked “A just one thing mi waan fi address – a wha duh some gal whe seh dem a Gangstress and don’t gi head”.

TITLE: DI ANSA

“Mi a junior and some a dem a pro,

Your tongue bore suh di world done kno,

Yuh waan fi please yuh man suh tell a gal so,

Yuh A suck h**d To

And di world done know,

Memba a yuh go mobay guh star freak show,

A gal a try style mi thing a use false info,

Dun talk seh mi dweet yuh a hide guh dung low,

Yuh A suck h**d to,

And di world done know.
 
 
 
LISA MI NUH HAVE NO WORDS.. .. MI WAA KNOW ANSA TO WHO OR WHAT
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STACIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STACIOUS MI NUH KNOW IF A CAMEL HUMP , CAMEL TOE, CAMEL HERD DIS BUT SUMTING NOT SO NORMAL A GWAAN BELOW U WAIST DEH.. AND ITS NOT FIT FOR THE EYES… SEEING DAT U HAVE EXTRA NUFF TINGS BACK N FRONT PLEASE MEK SURE SAY U MOVE DAINTY WID DEM, CAUSE MI SAY ALREADY DAT DOSE TINGS HAVE A WAY OF LOOKIN STINK…and look yah now? DAT PANTS MUS A CRY CREE …das if it can find it voice..

MEET MRS DONT LIKE THE HYPE

MEET MOVADO OOMAN WHEY LIVE A HAVENDALE FORMALLY FROM BROOKLYN (she up here now btw)… YES DIS IS MOVADO OOMAN …WELLLLLL SHE SAY SHE DONT LIKE THE HYPE SO SHE MEK SURE STAY BEHIND CLOSED DOORS…. ketch a bret… waieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…. okay then.. A DAT MOVADO WANT ENO BECAUSE WHEN SHE HOLD HAR SPACE HIM JUS ZUPS FROM HAVENDALE TO HWT … STOP N CALL GULLYLUSH… PUT HAR TO BED AND DEN GO HOME WID DI FULL BADDIE BROWNING WHEY DEM SAY HIM LIVE WID… MOVADO U A LIVE LAWGE..BTW THIS IS LEE LEE.. SHE SAY SHE IS DI BES AND SHE DONT HAVE NO COMPETITION  *faints*.. MI NEVA KNOW SAY DOSE BED STILL A MEK WID ALL DI SIDE TABLE ITCH ON AND SHEET A MATCH OUTFIT N BARE TINGS!>>>>>>>.

BOLT MEK HYPE COME INA DI LEMON LIGHT

BOLT DEM SAY WHO GOD BLESS NO MAN CURSE … BUT WHEN GOD BLESS U… A NUH GOOD TING FI COROUSE WID DI DEVIL …U NUH FRAID U FOOT DEM GET HEAVY N CAW LIF OFFA DI TRACK??…BOLTTTT IS WHEY DI WHOLE A GAZA JINGLE BANGLE DEM A DO A U PARTY?… A HOPE U MEK DEM SPIN DEM ROLL BEFORE DEM DID COME CHEW DI MANSION GATE ENO CAUSE GOD HE KNOWS WHEY KIND A SHADOW DEM A COME FROM GAZA WID….. HI LISA FAILED EATER.. HOW U FACE LOOK SO SPRUSSEY YASSO MUM? U JAW PLUMP N U LOOK SAWTOWTTTTTTTTTTT… LISA U NUH SEE SAY DI ALIEN LOOK DONT FIT U? nb the red hair.. LOOK HOW NICE U LOOK INA DIS BLACK HAIR YAH? SHEBA, KIM AND GAZA INDU TRY MEK SURE SAY UNNO HOOD PIC NUH EXIST ENO… UNNO BETTA TRY DOW LET IT… ALL LIKE INDU WHEY PREFAH STEW TO BEEF.. NO PICS MAMA

BOLT MEK HYPE COME INA DI LEMON LIGHT

BOLT DEM SAY WHO GOD BLESS NO MAN CURSE … BUT WHEN GOD BLESS U… A NUH GOOD TING FI COROUSE WID DI DEVIL …U NUH FRAID U FOOT DEM GET HEAVY N CAW LIF OFFA DI TRACK??…BOLTTTT IS WHEY DI WHOLE A GAZA JINGLE BANGLE DEM A DO A U PARTY?… A HOPE U MEK DEM SPIN DEM ROLL BEFORE DEM DID COME CHEW DI MANSION GATE ENO CAUSE GOD HE KNOWS WHEY KIND A SHADOW DEM A COME FROM GAZA WID….. HI LISA FAILED EATER.. HOW U FACE LOOK SO SPRUSSEY YASSO MUM? U JAW PLUMP N U LOOK SAWTOWTTTTTTTTTTT… LISA U NUH SEE SAY DI ALIEN LOOK DONT FIT U? nb the red hair.. LOOK HOW NICE U LOOK INA DIS BLACK HAIR YAH? SHEBA, KIM AND GAZA INDU TRY MEK SURE SAY UNNO HOOD PIC NUH EXIST ENO… UNNO BETTA TRY DOW LET IT… ALL LIKE INDU WHEY PREFAH STEW TO BEEF.. NO PICS MAMA

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!HOW DEM MATE YAH SO BOWL..yes my Tiger Woods obsession… it sweet mi

A friend close to Moquin, 27, said: “For Kalika, what she had with Tiger was the real thing. He professed his love for her and the feeling was mutual. He said he’d leave Elin in a flash if she wanted.”

The friend said: “Kalika is a marketing manager at The Bank nightclub inside the Bellagio so they’d hook up for a drink downstairs and after she finished work they’d go up to Tiger’s villa.”

And the pal added: “Kalika was blown away. She said he has a great body and was amazing in bed. They’d have sex three or four times a night. He said Elin was a cold fish and they rarely had sex. He’s apparently in a loveless, sexless marriage.”

And the pal went on: “Tiger said he was desperate for a change but was

terrified he’d lose his kids.”

 
HOW MUCH MORE A DEM MATE YAH A GO BUY DI STORY SAY DI MAN INA DI MARRIAGE BECAUSE A DI KIDS??????????? TIGER UP TO WOMAN NUMBER 10 NOW BTW

DIS MORNING WELL EARLY 911 RECEIVE A CALL FROM TIGER WOODS HOUSE

DEM SAY IS A BLOND MIDDLE AGED WOMAN WHO DEH PAN ADVANCED LIFE SUPPORT… SMHH

STACEY BASHMENT

WHEN DI PEOPLE DEM SEND IN DI PIC DEM IS DAT TIME PEOPLE REALISE DEMSELF N DEN SEND IN A REQUEST FI PIC TEK OFF… IS ONLY PAN JMG UNNO SEE SAY DI TINGS DEM WRONG? CAUSE STACEY NOW WID EVERYTING INA U Y WOULD U SHOW U DRAWZLESS ASS INA DANCE LIKE DAT?  A CUDDEN FI DI TATOO SAKE.. CAUSE DAS FI DI BEDROOM … IS WHO U BATTAM IS ON DISPLAY FOR?? U A SEND OUT A BID FI A FIRM UP SURGEON OR WHA?..JUS GIMMY A IDEA… A HINT..SUMTING AS TO Y U DO DIS ..CAUSE FROM DI LOOKS OF TINGS U AGE COME OFF DI ALMANAC.. DI SKIN A SWINK WHEY LEF DI BONE.. WRINKLES A MEK BARGAIN FI COME IN…ALL DOSE TINGS A GWAAN AND U PULLED DOWN UR PANTS!
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