DING-A-LING-LING UPDATE
WELL DEM SAY DIS IS DING DONG FIRST BABY MOTHER… ANYHOW MI HEAR SAY BIG TIME SHIFMENT GWAAN INA DI PORTABLE PISSPOT…. KENNY GET DRAW UP BIG TIME FROM MR KNEECUP/DING-A-LING-LING… AND A BLAME HAR ALL FI MEK HIM MADDA GET SOME BLOWS INA DI DASHING OUT….. dat part nuh right ..HENNYHOW DEM SAY DINGAZ LINE UP KENNY N TELL HAR FI STOP HYPE PAN FB CAUSE HIM DONT CLAIM ANYONE AND DI ONLY REASON HIM STAY A HAR HOUSE IS BECAUSE A HIM SON( dingz if u did say so u lame cause dats a bucket widout a bottom…holds no water) FURDER DUNG DI PISSPOT AND SED HUH MUCH TIME SHE TRY SEN IT ON AND HIM SAY NO CAUSE HIM HAVE HIM OOMAN( Met dont believe this one fi a second!) AS TO DINGZ LOCATION DEM SAY WHEN KENNY DID A SAY HIM INA HAR BED HIM DID PANIM WAY TO HWT.. AND HOW DI MADDA BEX BAD… now I aint dissing a soul but if di madda really bex wid kenisha ova di blog sum reasoning lacking somewhere… all di people dem say is dat di madda dont like har… at no time did anyone come n say kenisha say di madda dis or that so if it really go so Ding Dong unno is unfair and unno fi look ina unnoself and stop point pan others fi unno shortcomings…Reading with REASONING is the basic fundamental necessity to a healthy brain function.. nuff a dis a indignancy wid a tups a ignorance…
REBECCA HOW U FEELIN?
BOBBETTE MI HEAR SAY U GLAD BAG BUS NOW DAT LUBETON COME BACK HOME… YES MAN REBECCA GONE NOW SO EXCESS AMOUNT A HUG UP AND KISS UP AND FAMILY MOVEMENTS BACK INA SWING…ONE TING DOW… U SEE PEOPLE WID UR TYPE A COLLA BONE…. DEM HAFFI KEEP U KNOW…U KNOW WHEY MI A TALK.. ONE TING MI NOTICE WHEY CONSISTENT WID LUBRETON IS DAT DERE IS ALWAYS A PEEP OLE MARK PAN HIM MOUT… LIKE HIM HAFFI REALLY LET OUT DI BRET… DI MOUT CYAA CLOSE 360 DEGREES NO TIME… WOIEE YOOOOOOOOOOO WOIEE YO YO YO… DI MAN COME BACK HOME OOOO…
JMG HIGH SCHOOL
METTERS, MICHI BOO, THOSE THAT MATTER & GROUPIES. Today’s lesson is entitled “How To Pronounce Designer Names”. Here are some of the more popular names:-
Alessandro Dell’Acqua: Ala-SAND-roe del-LA-kwa
Bulgari: Ball-gah-ree
Burberry Prorsum: Bur-bur-ree Pror-some
Carolina Herrera: Caro-leena Hair-era
Chanel: Shuh-nel
Christian Dior: Dee-yor
Christian Louboutin: Loo-boo-tin
Dolce & Gabbana: Dole-chay and gab-BON-a
Fendi: Fend-ee
Gareth Pugh: Gareth Pew
Giles Deacon: Jy-els Dee-kin
Givenchy: Jhee-von-shee
Gucci: GOO-chi
Hermès: Air-mez
Jean Paul Gaultier: Sj-awn Paul Goat-ee-ay
Louis Vuitton: Loo-ee Voo-ee-ton
Moschino: Mo-SKEEN-o
Ralph Lauren: Ralph Lauren (as in Lauren the girl’s name, not Sophia Loren)
Salvatore Ferragamo: Sal-va-TOH-reh Fair-a-GAH-moe
Thierry Mugler: Tee-air-ree Moog-lay
Versace: Ver-saw-chee
Yves Saint Laurent: Eve-san-Laur-ahnt
p.s. Who nuh know dem start google cause the world of fashion is much bigger than Kingston Arcade.
*Article contributed by Belly Bang*
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