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THE MOST WELL BEHAVED ARTIST FI DI PAST 6 MUNTS… YES SIRR!

Published February 4, 2010 | By
HI SIR… NUH LATE LAST YR U AND GAVESHA DID DEH A FLORIDA WELL A HUG UP AND TING? SO HOW COMES U DEH PAN TOUR WID DIS NEW  GIRL PAN DI GULLY WELL QUIET… *ina mi best shebawda vice… Gavesha take a guess take a guess…. cause Met still a guess.. DEM SAY DI GIRL HAVE ONE A PIECE A RING PAN HAR FINGA …. WOIEEEEEEEEEEEE… *ppl finga gwine bun dem todeh*… VADO U PLANNING TO GET MARRIED SIR? SO WHA A GO HAPPEN TO U KNOW WHO*wink wink*… ANYBODY HAVE ANDREWS, TUMS, PEPTO BISMOL, IMMODIUM AD…and a flushable toilet.. PPL BELLY A GO HURT DEM TODEH>>>
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JMG FINALLY GET A SONG …

Published February 4, 2010 | By

MATTEY WE NAW WORRY BOUT U…

PEOPLE MATTERHORN A DASH WUD PAN JMG * rayyyyyyyyyy lawwww bayyyyyy*

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HERE COMES A BRAND NEW RAZOR FOR UR FLARE..

Published February 4, 2010 | By
HI SWEETS *waving*  THIS IS MET RIGHT HURR… U DRESS SELL OFF U MAKEUP PROPA… DI SHORT HAIR TEK IT TO DEM…. BUT…. WHAT U CANNOT DO IS LIFT U ARM UP WITHOUT MAKING SURE UNDER THERE… U KNOW…. I REPEAT… U HAIR IS POPPIN… AND EVERYTHANG…EXCEPT THE ____…
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MORNING EVERY ONE

Published February 4, 2010 | By

MI NUH DEAD A RASS DWLLLLLLLLL MORNING… MI MEK A QUICK RUN GO UPSTATE LEF MI CHARGER TO MI LAPTOP AND A WHOLE BAG A FUKERY… MORNING… YES ALL DI PEOPLE DEM WHEY KILL MI EMAIL MI A RETURN BACK JUS FI UNNO… GOGETTER N SERENITY TANKS FI HOLD DI TINGS…

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THESE PITCHA SPEAKS FOR THEMSELVES

Published February 3, 2010 | By








THERE IS NO WORD IN ENGLISH THAT CAN DESCRIBE HOW MI IGNORANT FI DEM CLOWNS YAH

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A "CANDY" DATS NOT SO SWEET…..FOUNDATION GROUPIE

Published February 3, 2010 | By

OK METTERS THIS IS CANDY…SHE YUH CALL FOUNDATION GROUPIE

THIS GAL TEK D GROUPIE TITLE TO A NEXT LEVEL

HER LIST IS AS FOLLOW AND IF U KNO OF HER AND ANYBODY ELSE PLZ FEEL FREE TO POST………

kRISTOPHER D IRON BALLOON SINGER FROM NEW YORK

LEXXUS

VYBZ KARTEL AND THIS IS LIKE FROM SHE WAS 14 DEM AGE DEH

HER BABY FADDA WEH WORK WID REGGAE BOYZ

LUTON SHELTON

JERMAINE TEDDY JOHNSON PLUS A FEW MORE REGGAE BOYZ

RAMBO KANAMBO

QUITE A FEW BIG OLE MEN FROM WHEN VILLAGE DID A D IN THING

BLUE—-BEENIE MAN BREDDA

DIS ADDA YUTE WEH LIVE A FARRIN NAME PRETTY BWOY….WEH A TRY BUSS FROM HOW LONG

SHE HAVE QUITE A FEW WOMEN ON HER LIST ASWELL AS DIS GIRL SWING BOTH WAYS!!!!!!!!

NOW THIS IS ONE A D ORIGINAL GROUPIES….SHE DEH BOUT B4 WE EVEN KNO D NAME GROUPIE…FROM WE A CALL DEM AWTISTE PEGGY SHE A RUN IT RED…

DONT 4GET D PRODUCERS AND BOXX BWOY TO SELECTOR…SHE TEK D ENTIRE INDUSTRY………

NOW THIS IS A GIRL WEH ALL MOVE OUT LEFF HER BABYFATHER FI GUH WHORE DUNG D PLACE…..

SHE GUH KETCH A BREED N INSTEAD SHE CALM HERSELF SHE NUH STOP FLING IT OUT FI ANYBODY DAT WAAN PLAY TOUCH N LEG-GO………

FROM BACK ROAD A PORTMORE TO D CAR SEAT SHE WILL DASH IT U NAME IT.

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Yours Truly

Ya Girl
GOGETTER

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MAN WHOR WID A SMALL TEELIE>>>>>>>>>>>> I PRESENT 2 YOU RAMBO KANAMBO

Published February 3, 2010 | By

YUH EVER HEAR OF A MAN WHORE???????
WELL MR RAMBO KANAMBO HIMSELF IS ONE…….

HIM FUXXX FROM SIDONEY TO BOBBIESHA TO KEDZ…. DID I MENSHAN DAT LIKKLE SHORT GROUPIE WEH NAME SAMANTHA……YES HIM ALL TOUCH N LEGGO ANNABELLE…….HOW COULD ANYONE FIGET D GIRL WEH HAVE TO STORE A HALF-WAY-TREE… I THINK HER NAME IS NADINE…..

PPL ME NEVER SEE A MAN LOVE BEG SUH HIM A SUPPOSE TO BE D BIGGEST WAGONIST DEH BOUT HIM JUMP FROM DASECA TO ELE TO FLIPPA.

PPL DI WUSS PART ME GET FI UNDASTAN IS DAT D YUTE TEELIE IS BOUT D SIZE OF A HB #2 PENCIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

metters dem seh a him fi get d title BEGGAR WITH A LIKKLE TEELIE

ONE A ME FREN GET A TOUCH OFF A HIM N SHE SEH D WAY RAMBO TEELIE SHORT N LIKKLE SHE DID FRAID FI MEK A NEXT MAN TOUCH HER CAWZ SHE WAS SO DISAPPOINTED SHE NEVA WANT D SAMETING HAPPEN 2WICE

SHE SEH D EFFA LOVE BEG TO NOT MENSHAN IF YUH COME FROM FARRIN..HIM WUDDA BEG YUH D SUGA OUTTA D TEA….

FROM CLOTHES TO MONEY HIM NUH PAWSHALL NUTTEN.. BUT WEH ME GET FI UNDASTAND HIM LOVE BEG N NUH HAVE NUH TEELIE FI KEEP D GOODS N MONEY COMING IN.

DEM SEH D WAY D TEELIE LIKKLE NOT EVEN D PENIS ENLARGER PUMP DEM CAAN HELP HIM

OH 4 UR INFO METTERS THATS D GUY TO THE LEFT OF FLIPPA IN D SWEAT SHIRT. HE’S THE ONE IN THE PURPLE AN WHITE UPTOP

DEM SEH HIM WALK AND LOOK EVERYTHING AND KNO SEH HIM NUH HAVE NUTTEN INNA HIM PANTS.. ME HEAR SEH IF UNO SEE IT UNO WUDDA JUST TELL HIM FI GET UP OFF UNO…..

BELOW IS THE LINK TO THE SONG I SHALL PLAY FOR HIM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3Ic3z2CbOY



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Yours Truly

GOGETTER

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