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LEF FI BUN MEK SOME MAN FOAM??

PPL DEM SEH BLACK RHINO NAILY TUN A PILLA A  FRAWT WHEY DAY…. YEPPP..FRAWT… DEM SEH CHEW RHINO BABY MADDA DOW LIVE WID HIM  A BARE OOMAN HIM SLIDE HEEN N OUT A DI PLACE LIKE A PARK SLIDE HIM A RUN………HENNYHOO… WHEY DAY DI GIRL COME RUN A SPOT CHECK INA ONE TAXI ONLY FI KETCH HIM DRIVING OUT WID A NEX BEE INA HIM VEEKLE… DEM SEH MY GIRL JUS  SEES ,SEKKLE N LAY WAIT HIM NASTY RAWS… AND HAN IT TUH HIM BUMBO ..STR8 N TELL HIM …ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR N SHE TIRED A  HIM…  I GUESS A 7TH SENSE DEM SEH…DI GIRL WAPPY BACK AFTER A WHILE N GUH CHECK DI DOOR……… NO DOOR CYAA HUPPU N NO ANSA… DEM SEH DI OWNA FI DI MAN SKIP /RUNJASSLE N GUH GET SEKURTIYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHEN DI SEKURTIY BUS HUPPEN  DI DORE.. DERE WAS RHINO FOAMING FROM DI MOUT LIKE A HIM NAME DR SUDZ……. AMBULANCE CALL , STOMACH JUMP UP HEENA/PUMP UP N  ALL DESE TINGS…PPL A LAWS WEEK DIS GUH DUNG… N DEM SEH FRESH FRESH DIS WEEK.. MEMBA SEH TUDEH A CHEWSDEHH… STUMUK DID PUMP ENO MAN…………. MEMBA NOW… TUDEH A CHEWSDEH MI SEHHHH… N RHINO HAVE A NEW OOMAN HEENA DI  COMPLEX DIS VERY WEEK YAH … RHINO  ”SUMTIME YUH FI
BE LIKE A POT COVER & ACCEPT WEN YUH GET TUN DUNG & SIMMA YUHSELF”…
KAW U CYAA TEK  FI DEH PAN DI LOOSIN HEN… N U NAH TAP..PATCOVA

* ppl dem seh is rhino try tek whey himself./suicide./ attention grabbin/sorry fah tactic

GOLD RUSHHHHH

ANYBODY TELL GARY SEH DAT PUMA BAG IS NOT FOR MALES???….das all mi a ask stillllllllllll…mi nah seh nuttin bout di khaki

CONGRATULATIONS ON UR KIDS KIZZY CLEAN

Tre’zior a.k.a. Keym

A woman’s worth is determined by
how much she values herself.
If her thoughts of herself are dwindling,
then the same will be true of her wealth.
I recognize that I am a treasure
bearing rubies, diamonds, and gold.
My treasure has not been found yet,
and its whereabouts will remain untold.
One day someone shall find me and
a fortunate man he will be.
He will open the lock and finally release
all the beauty of his woman to be.
With confidence I will
shine like the diamonds
that once were hidden inside.
My wealth will be more than rubies,
for no price can be put on my life.
Like gold I’ll be tried in the fire,
and I’ll come out as pure as can be.
And that day shall be reminiscent
as the era in my life,
when a treasure was found in me.

DI TEEFIN SOLIDER N POLICE WHEY JAMAICA BREED

FROM DUDUS COME IT LOOK LIKE SEH ALL A DI POLICE N SOLIDER DEM WHEY DID WAA TEEF FROM LONG TIME A GET DI CHANCE MANN… DI PPL DEM SEH WHA PICK POCKET N ROBBIN A GWAAN IS LIKE A CHRISMUS INA TEEFVILLE TO BLOUSE CUP………………. N NONE A DIS NAH REPORT PAN NO KINDA NEWS—- SOLIDER N POLICE A RAPE DEM SEH… SOME A DEM A MOVE INA PPL HOUSE N A SEH A FI DEM…… SOME A DEM A HICE UP DEM BATTAM N LET OUT U KNOW WHAT PAN DI PPL DEM BELONGINGS…………. BARE TINGS A GWAAN… NOW WHEY DAY DEM GO ROB A JEWELRY SHOP WHEY DEH RIGHT INFRONT A WHEY PASSA PASSA KEEP… DEM RAB IT ONE TIME WHEN DEM DID HAVE DI STAND OFF N DEM GUH BACK GO RAB IT AGEN………………… ONLY FI WHEN DEM DUST N FINGA PRINT DI PLACE… NO FINGA PRINT… BUT DEM FIND DI SOLIDER BOOT PRINT DOW…. ALL WHO NEVA HAVE TV N STEREO HAVE IT NOW.. ON BEHALF A DI PPL DEM DUNG DEH… DI OOMAN WHEY DID WALK WID DI DUDUS SIGN… MI HEAR SEH FI HAR PICHO DEH INA POLICE CYAR CAUSE DEM A LOOK FI SHE………………… IS HUH MUCH SOLIDER DID DEH PAN DI LIST YESSIDEH??

MOVARA TAN GUD

WET WET CHAT CHAT

DENNIS ”WET WET’ DI PEOPLE DEM SEH U TEK U TIME EASE OUT A DI LIME LIGHT BUT U COME BACK  NOW……………… WID DI YOUNG GYAL DEM SED WAY.. POOR CECILE U NEVA EVEN DID A LOOK PAN … N PPL UNNO KNOW PANDY BOAT U CYAA SEH ”ONE STAP DRIVER”.. DENNIS DEM SEH ONE LIKKLE GYAL NUH STOP TALK HOW U LOVE IT WASHED BY THE BATTERY OPERATED ITEM… SUH A NUH DILLY ONE A TALK DI TINGS DEN DENNIS???

KP TWIN?

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