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MORNING PPL

SO SORRY I FIGET SEH DIS BILL WAS DUE… TOO MANY EMAILS N DOW MEMBA WHICH ONE FI CHECK… ANYHOW..MI MEK SURE PAY DI WEBHOST BILL FI DI RES A DI YEAR BECAUSE MI BOUND FI FIGET AGEN!

MI NAH LAUGH!!

CLEAN UPPERZ?

SMADDY SEN IN DAH PICHO YAH… N SEH DEM A RUN JERSEY…. N WHILE DEM A RUN IT DEM NEED A RUN FROM DI RAZOR /HAIR REMOVER, HAIR DRESSER, WIG STYLIST… ETC…. SUH… MI A ASK… HOW DEM TWO YAH A RUN JERSEY, WHA DEM CRENTIALS?

JAMAICA HAVE SERIAL KILLER NOW?

Soldier cuts NCU student’s throat
Follows similar murder in parish on Sunday
Jamaica Observer
Thursday, August 12, 2010

A Northern Caribbean University (NCU) student was killed last night in a fight with her boyfriend, a Jamaica Defence Force soldier.
The student, 23-year-old Shannel Norris, had her throat cut, the police said.
The Constabulary Communication Network said this morning that the soldier is being interviewed by lawmen for the killing.
Reports from the Mandeville Police are that about 6:45 pm, the 47-year-old reserve soldier and the student were travelling in the soldier’s motorcar on Hart Road when an argument started. It is alleged that he pulled a knife and slashed Norris’ throat, killing her on the spot. He was later picked up by lawmen at the nearby JDF training camp.
This is the second such incident in Mandeville in the past week.
On Sunday, Tashoy Spencer, a 19-year-old student nurse, was allegedly stabbed to death by her boyfriend, 32-year-old security guard Neil Anthony, during a domestic dispute in Resource District, Manchester.
The Mandeville CIB reports that Spencer was visiting her boyfriend at his home in Resource District when an argument started. Anthony then allegedly used an ice pick to stab Spencer. He then fled the scene.
Meanwhile, Councillor for the Mandeville Division Sally Porteous said Norris was the sports director of the United Student Movement and had great promise for a bright and successful future.
“It is inconceivable that anyone could allow themselves to get so out of control, to become so vindictive and so pathologically violent that a relationship should end like this,” Porteous said. “I am appealing to everyone in a relationship, if you find that you are getting obsessive and out of control, go and seek help right away.”
She warned young women in relationships with controlling

JAMAICA’S NIKI MINAJ???

WHO FAH MONEY HA HA!

BIG UP TO LORNA AND HAR KIDS DEM CAUSE MI HEAR DEM A DUH WELL… A HEAR DERE IS ANOTHER BUJU ON THE UPRISE? YEAH MAN CONGRATSS!……..NOW TUDDY CRUX.. WHEN DEM SEH PAKIT LONG DI PEOPLE DEM SEH CHECK BUJUUUUUU… PEOPLE DEM SEH DI MAN GUH DUNG N COME UP ONE TIME WID $500,000.00 U.S. FI PAY FI HIM CASE! NUH ITCH , NO GLITCH NUH HUNGRY NUH BUS, NUH SOCKS NAH DARN……… DI MAN HAVE HIM GOOD UP MONAYYYYYYYY AND HIM A GO FIGHT DI CASE TO DI Z WID DI 1/2 MIL… * jus wondering huh much under prezzy boot battam*

KING CRAWNY/DREAM CATCHER THROWS TANTRUM- KARTEL

Ebby bady & dem puppy know seh Smeagle ah breed up, again. We know seh Smeagle ah try tun her hand mek fashion & deh pon the clothes selling business now. Cant beat ah girl for trying. But loeth & beholdeth…. Hell guh pop wah day over by di Portmore ranch weh she live. King Crawny guh over deh & start mash up dresser, hawl & pull the divan, sawka sawka di stainless steel fridge & wah him nuh mash up Courts Jamaica Limited nuh mek. ALL because dem have it seh Smeagle ah creep pon di side. YUP!! Smeagle ah do di creeepy crawly pon KIng Crawny & mout start talk & all dat. Mout did all start seh dat di belly, which would be (# 3 gift from Smeagle to he) aint belongs to he, but to another man who mussi live ah back pawt ah Christian Pen. Met, mi hear seh it never nice at all at all. When di man dun rant & rave & use hammer & batta batta, him just start heave ho & shub ebby ting outta door. Sun hot. Rain Fall. Down to di clothes basket wid di chee-string dem attached. It Nebba Pretty at all. Wat did mek matters worst was when mout did ah seh dat Smeagle & di man did deh ah dance ah Gregory Park wah nite & di man did ah rub her hum hum wid him paw & dem did ah share one small cup ah mannish water together. King Crawny hab feelings beneath the bleach out skin, the braces & the dutty living. Amen.
*Story contributer Belly Bang*

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