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CONTESTANTS FOR THE END OF YEAR POLLS

Its that time of year again when we will be giving out cyber crowns to the winners of each poll. I will be making a list of the categories and you guys have to nominate the nominees . A poll will be made and come Jan,1,2011 the winners of each poll will be annonced. There will be a total of 12 polls, please remember they are for entertainment purposes only!

Make your comment with reference to the poll you are nominating the person for in order for them to be selected .

1. Most entertaining story of the year/post of the year?

2. Worst butterah of the year?

3. Silicone Sindicate Queen of the year ( who look like plastic)

4. Tekkington a di year( who tek di most man fi 2011)

5. Bravest MATEY a di year

6. Groupie a di year ( includes only those who have slept with only entertainers)

7. Worst FLYER of the year

9. Best lolipop licker a di year

10. Swiper of the year (male)

11. Retiree of the year ( di person whey need fi lef di dance hang up lock up shop fi 2011)

12 . Blogger of the year
13. Fakest Flosser a di year
14. Freakiest DANCEHALL man of the year
15. Di smaddy whey repeat di tings di most a di YEAR
16. Worst shape a di year
17.Dancehall international/state 2 state freak! (man & woman)
18. Unfaithful DANCEHALL married smaddy a di year
19. Best dressed country /state of the year
20. Worst dressed ” ”
21. Dance all nyam out a di year (Money)
22.The worst fight in dancehall
23.The most popular fish a dancehall
24. Sexiest , morally upstanding man ina DANCEHLL

Love BEBE? SHOPHERE

A REAL REAL ROSE

NOW DEM SEH DIS YAH MAN YAH LOOK HOTTER DAN HIM OOMAN… DI FILE TOO PEPPA MI CYAA RUN IT BUT PEOPLE UNNO COME LOOK AND TALK CAUSE MI NUH TINK DI FILE HAFFI SHELL OUT BY ME CAUSE HIM A LIKKLE TOO OBVIOUS… FELLY FABULOUS HOW U MAN LOOK SWEETER DAN U?? MI A SAVE PPL DI FILE KAW A FEEL IS ONE A HIM PEEPS DEM SEND IT IN DIS VERY SUSPICIOUS……………………………………. BUT NICK ROSES A BETTA U CALL USELF NICKESHA BOO KAWS DI NAME NICK NUH FIT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HOME-MADE FLYER?

ALL DI SPELLINZ WAA KAHREK UP ..PAUL RANGE COME ON NOW

REBEL REBELLED?

BWAAY MI NEVA KNOW SEH RASTA DRAP DEM WRAP N CUSS BUT A GUESS CHOO MR REBEL NUH KNOT UP N BUGLE UP LIKE REGULAR RAS…. PEOPLE DEM SEH TONY REBEL CUSS QUEEN IFRICA INFRONT A PEOPLE LAST WEEK AND CALL HAR ALL KINE A DUTTY BITCH N ITCHES ALLL PEOPLE A TRY PART DEM ALL NOW! BUT MI WAA KNOW IS WHA IFRICA CUDDA DUH REBEL SUH FI MEK HIM PUT ON SKIRT N TRACE HAR SUH BAD…PEOPLE UNNO COME SHELLDUNG DI TINGZZZZZ

KILLA HEF FULLA CUDDU MANIJ U TINK U CYAN MANAAAJE?

DANIELLE SUH U GONE PAN KILLA CYAMP NOW?? AFTER U GI FULL BUN FROM UPTOWN RIGHT BACK TO ROUN TOWN IS REALLY KILLA DOOR STEP U LAN? DANIELLE :- KIPPO , ASSASSIN, SHOWKI, BEENIE , FULLA N NOW BOUNTY?? DRAP INA DI GROUPIE CATEGORY MI DEAR U KNOW MI NUH MOINEE- U BREED FI KIPPO AND MEK CARLENE CARRY U GO WASH WASH, WASH ALL U CHUBBLES AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY OH YEAH… A WHEY U NAH SEH DANIELLE?? KIPPO U KNOW MI KNOW U NUH HAVE NO MINE… HOW U DID FI A DRIVE UP FULLA BENZ WHEN DI MAN NEVA DEH BOUT BRUCK PAKKIT DJ?? DI PPL DEM SEH U DEHA QUAD WID KILLA N BARE TINGS A WUDDA LIKE U KNOW SEH U BETTA KEEP U TRANGLE MANNAZHEBBLE BEKAWWWWWWWWWWWWW U KNOW DI MAD MAN NUH ROMPPP AND U WI GET LICK UNDA U RUMP!

GOODMORNING

Helping Christian Leaders

1Church leaders, [a] I am writing to encourage you. I too am a leader, as well as a witness to Christ’s suffering, and I will share in his glory when it is shown to us. 2Just as shepherds watch over their sheep, you must watch over everyone God has placed in your care. Do it willingly in order to please God, and not simply because you think you must. Let it be something you want to do, instead of something you do merely to make money. 3Don’t be bossy to those people who are in your care, but set an example for them. 4Then when Christ the Chief Shepherd returns, you will be given a crown that will never lose its glory.
5All of you young people should obey your elders. In fact, everyone should be humble toward everyone else. The Scriptures say,

“God opposes proud people,

but he helps everyone

who is humble.”

6Be humble in the presence of God’s mighty power, and he will honor you when the time comes. 7God cares for you, so turn all your worries over to him.

8Be on your guard and stay awake. Your enemy, the devil, is like a roaring lion, sneaking around to find someone to attack. 9But you must resist the devil and stay strong in your faith. You know that all over the world the Lord’s followers are suffering just as you are. 10But God shows undeserved kindness to everyone. That’s why he appointed Christ Jesus to choose you to share in his eternal glory. You will suffer for a while, but God will make you complete, steady, strong, and firm. 11God will be in control forever! Amen.

Final Greetings

12Silvanus helped me write this short letter, and I consider him a faithful follower of the Lord. I wanted to encourage you and tell you how kind God really is, so that you will keep on having faith in him.
13Greetings from the Lord’s followers in Babylon. [b] They are God’s chosen ones. Mark, who is like a son to me, sends his greetings too.

14Give each other a warm greeting. I pray that God will give peace to everyone who belongs to Christ. [c]

SEN A PUMP COME ++

KIKI A FOOFAH MAN DIS NUNG?? IS HOW U MEK DI CAMERA NAILYMOSE KETCH U FRONT WAY SUH?? KIKIIIIIIIIIIII U NUH SI DI BATTAM NAH MEK TRAIN NUNG A CYARR WHAPPEN IT WAA PUMP UP OR DI SWELLIN GONE DUNG? TALK TUH MAYYYYYYYYYY MI WAA KNOW DI CODE A DI BATTAM N WAA GWAAN WIDDY….N JUS DASH HEEN A FOOFAH MAN DAT>>>>>>>>>…PEACE

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