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WTF AFRICA- WIFE SET FLY PAN MATE PUMZ

Shock As Flies Swarm Out Of Woman’s Private Parts

By Zim Diaspora

RESIDENTS of South Africa’s Umlazi F Section-outside Durban circled around a house when rumours surfaced that a woman was discharging flies from her vagina. So bizarre was the rumour that people kept on coming until the family had had enough and confirmed it.

The woman Sane Vilakazi might now be forced out of the house by her brother and his wife who say Sane had been bed hopping with a policeman from Durban Central police station.

“Before the incident there were rumours in the suburb that flies had been spotted coming underneath the woman’s dress,” said the source. Sane’s brother Mzamisi and his wife Mabel Chiya say they do not know what is inflicting Sane.

“Mzamisi and his wife have been on the defensive since the day the rumours started spreading but they had a change of heart on the day. You should have been here, it was a sorry sight. She (Sane) just stood there and could not defend herself as her brother and wife took turns to tell the whole world about her puzzling situation,” said the source.

It is alleged that during the onslaught, Sane’s brother narrated to whoever cared to listen how the woman ended up in the state.

“He (Mzamisi) accused his sister of bed hopping, which might have resulted in her falling into a trap of witchcraft,” said the source.

It is reported that since the day, Mzamisi and his wife have sought different avenues of chucking out the woman. “It has been war since then. The three are not seeing eye to eye. The man and his wife have gone to the extent of forcefully trying to evict her but she maintained her ground,” added the source.

When our news crew visited Sane at her home, she was at home alone and narrated her ordeal to us.

“This has created serious difficulties for me as I can no longer work on my on my employment with the municipality. This (flies coming out of my private part) started in February this year when I fell in love with Thami, who is a police officer in town. He told me that I was his only girlfriend but few weeks later, a female called Thembi phoned me and demanded to know why I was having an affair with his man. I denied it and she said if I continue to have sex with Thami, I ‘ll see what will happen to me. She said she doesn’t mind if I have an affair with him but she will not allow me and Thami to have sex -as this is for her alone” said Sane.

Quizzed on whether she had sex with Thami after this call and also the nature of her problem, the woman said “Thami denied knowing the woman and he said if I don’t want to have sex with him, he will leave me and, fearing to lose him, we had sex and five days after that I noticed flies coming out of my private part. Since February I’ve been having this problem and it hurts because since then I’ve never had sex as flies keep coming out even when I’m sitting or walking. I cannot mix with other people since these flies come anything and they make a loud noise when they appear” said a sobbing Sane

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PSALM 37 -GOODMORNING


Psalm 37[a]

Of David.

1 Do not fret because of those who are evil
or be envious of those who do wrong;
2 for like the grass they will soon wither,
like green plants they will soon die away.
3 Trust in the Lord and do good;
dwell in the land and enjoy safe pasture.
4 Take delight in the Lord,
and he will give you the desires of your heart.
5 Commit your way to the Lord;
trust in him and he will do this:
6 He will make your righteous reward shine like the dawn,
your vindication like the noonday sun.
7 Be still before the Lord
and wait patiently for him;
do not fret when people succeed in their ways,
when they carry out their wicked schemes.
8 Refrain from anger and turn from wrath;
do not fret —it leads only to evil.
9 For those who are evil will be destroyed,
but those who hope in the Lord will inherit the land.
10 A little while, and the wicked will be no more;
though you look for them, they will not be found.
11 But the meek will inherit the land
and enjoy peace and prosperity.
12 The wicked plot against the righteous
and gnash their teeth at them;
13 but the Lord laughs at the wicked,
for he knows their day is coming.
14 The wicked draw the sword
and bend the bow
to bring down the poor and needy,
to slay those whose ways are upright.
15 But their swords will pierce their own hearts,
and their bows will be broken.
16 Better the little that the righteous have
than the wealth of many wicked;
17 for the power of the wicked will be broken,
but the Lord upholds the righteous.
18 The blameless spend their days under the Lord’s care,
and their inheritance will endure forever.
19 In times of disaster they will not wither;
in days of famine they will enjoy plenty.
20 But the wicked will perish:
Though the Lord’s enemies are like the flowers of the field,
they will be consumed, they will go up in smoke.
21 The wicked borrow and do not repay,
but the righteous give generously;
22 those the Lord blesses will inherit the land,
but those he curses will be destroyed.
23 The Lord makes firm the steps
of the one who delights in him;
24 though he may stumble, he will not fall,
for the Lord upholds him with his hand.
25 I was young and now I am old,
yet I have never seen the righteous forsaken
or their children begging bread.
26 They are always generous and lend freely;
their children will be a blessing.[b]
27 Turn from evil and do good;
then you will dwell in the land forever.
28 For the Lord loves the just
and will not forsake his faithful ones.
Wrongdoers will be completely destroyed[c];
the offspring of the wicked will perish.
29 The righteous will inherit the land
and dwell in it forever.
30 The mouths of the righteous utter wisdom,
and their tongues speak what is just.
31 The law of their God is in their hearts;
their feet do not slip.
32 The wicked lie in wait for the righteous,
intent on putting them to death;
33 but the Lord will not leave them in the power of the wicked
or let them be condemned when brought to trial.
34 Hope in the Lord
and keep his way.
He will exalt you to inherit the land;
when the wicked are destroyed, you will see it.
35 I have seen a wicked and ruthless man
flourishing like a luxuriant native tree,
36 but he soon passed away and was no more;
though I looked for him, he could not be found.
37 Consider the blameless, observe the upright;
a future awaits those who seek peace.[d]
38 But all sinners will be destroyed;
there will be no future[e] for the wicked.
39 The salvation of the righteous comes from the Lord;
he is their stronghold in time of trouble.
40 The Lord helps them and delivers them;
he delivers them from the wicked and saves them,
because they take refuge in him.

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