A DA BIG HUMAN BEACHBALL YAH WAH TRY DONE MI.. DWFL WOIIEE NUH DWEET
STINKING CROSSES HOLE GYAL..A HYPE YAH LOOK FI YUH BBQ SEET YAH… DA WAR YAH BIGGA DAN YUH..

JMG HAS OVER FOUR MILLION IMPRESSIONS PER MONTH, I WOULD LOVE FOR IT TO GROW WAY BEYOND THAT..BUT BESIDES THAT, I AM GIVING PEOPLE WITH SMALL BUSINESSES THE OPPORTUNITY TO INTRODUCE/SHOWCASE ANY BUSINESS HERE FOR FREE. IT WILL ONLY BE ONE DAY ( JUNE 8,2012) PLEASE SEND YOUR BUSINESS CARDS OR FLYERS TO [email protected]
This offer does not include websites, parties or music. Its strictly for people with businesses.

P.S To Artists who are in need of Phd qualified publicists, there are two available, willing and qualified to work. Please send your requests also to [email protected] (This service however is not for free)

Zimmerman’s bail revoked
By Yamiche Alcindor and Marisol Bello, USA TODAY Updated 5h 30m ago
Comments
Reprints & Permissions

George Zimmerman, the Florida neighborhood watch volunteer charged with killing an unarmed black teen, may be sitting in jail until at least next year now that his bail has been revoked.

By Gary W. Green,, AP
George Zimmerman appears before Circuit Judge Kenneth Lester during a bond hearing in Sanford, Fla.
Enlarge
By Gary W. Green,, AP
George Zimmerman appears before Circuit Judge Kenneth Lester during a bond hearing in Sanford, Fla.
Sponsored Links
Circuit Judge Kenneth Lester ordered Zimmerman back to jail Friday during an afternoon court hearing. Zimmerman, who has been staying in an undisclosed location since he was released on bail April 23, has until Sunday at 2:30 p.m. to turn himself in.
His trial may not happen until 2013, his lawyer, Mark O’Mara, said.
Lester revoked the bond after a motion by the state prosecutor accused Zimmerman and his wife of lying to the court about their financial assets during his initial bond hearing April 20.
They said they had no money during that hearing, but Zimmerman and his wife had access to at least $135,000 that he raised through a website he set up before his bond hearing, the judge said.

Trayvon Martin was talking on his cell phone when he was shot and killed in February.
“They were well aware of the money available,” Lester said. “Mr. Zimmerman can’t sit back and let his wife testify falsely … nor can he allow his attorney to stand up and make misrepresentations.”
Zimmerman is charged with second-degree murder in the shooting of Trayvon Martin on Feb. 26. He told police he shot him in self-defense after the teen repeatedly knocked his head to the ground. Martin’s family says Zimmerman racially profiled the teen and confronted him as he walked home from a convenience store.
Assistant state prosecutor Bernie de la Rionda argued in Friday’s hearing that Zimmerman and his wife discussed the money raised through the website in multiple recorded conversations while Zimmerman was in jail and before his bond hearing.
He said Zimmerman spoke in shorthand to elude officers listening to the call, referring to $15,000 as “15” and $100,000 as “100.”
“The defendant just sat there as his wife lied under oath,” de la Rionda said. “The defendant wife’s lied to this court when both Mr. O’Mara and the state asked her questions, when she stated she had no money.
“The defendant and his wife were very deceptive in the actions they took before this court,” he said.
O’Mara, Zimmerman’s attorney, argued that the judge should consider how his client spent the money, on rent and living expenses, not whether he knew about the money.
“How they use the money is relevant,” O’Mara said in his argument to Lester.
He called the issue an “innocent misunderstanding rather than a deviant intent to hide money from you.”
The money was transferred to a defense fund run by a third party, O’Mara said.
Lester interrupted him, arguing that how Zimmerman spent the money had nothing to do with him acting as if he didn’t know anything about it during the bond hearing.
O’Mara did not explain why Zimmerman did not say he knew about all the money he collected. O’Mara has said the account raised about $200,000.
Lester seemed most concerned about phone calls between Zimmerman and his wife while he was in jail that showed they knew of the tens of thousands of dollars he collected. The judge said Zimmerman and his wife talked about using the money to pay for his bond.
In one of the conversations, according to the state’s motion, Zimmerman tells his wife, Shelly, “If the bond is more than 15, pay the 15.”
Prosecutors said Zimmerman did not surrender a second passport, but the judge dismissed that concern, comparing it to losing a driver’s license, applying for a new one, then finding the old one.
Benjamin Crump, an attorney for the family of Trayvon Martin, said everything Zimmerman says is suspect.
“His credibility is greatly in question,” he said after the hearing.
The judge also ruled Friday to publicly release more documents related to the case. The prosecutor’s office has tried to keep key evidence, including statements Zimmerman gave police and cellphone records for Zimmerman and Martin, sealed.
For more information about reprints & permissions, visit our FAQ’s. To report corrections and clarifications, contact Standards Editor Brent Jones. For publication consideration in the newspaper, send comments to [email protected]. Include name, phone number, city and state for verification. To view our corrections, go to corrections.usatoday.com.

There was drama on Thursday night in Gboko Benue, as a 47-year-old married man simply known as Yakubu was
mystically stuck to a 36-year-old married woman known asYahimba during sexual intercourse. The two adulterous couple are permanently attached to one another through their private parts.

An eye witness at the scene, claimed that the woman’s husband Idris who is known to be diabolical is responsible for what has befell the two adulterous lovers.
The eyewitnesses also said the man who remains stuck to the woman is a known wealthy businessman who is in the habit of sleeping around with married women in the area when any of their husbands are not at home.
However, when the younger brother to Idris called to notify his brother of the latest happenings, it was said that the Idris (the woman’s husband) responded by saying that he was busy at work and must finish whatever he is doing before coming back.When asked when he will come back, he responded by saying ”Over the weekend”.
The matter has now been reported to the police station. Meanwhile Yakubu is pleading for help promising to pay any amount of money to anyone who could unbolt his penis private part from the married woman’s vagina private part.

As at Friday morning the adulterous lover birds were said to be still stuck together.

….Adulterous people you are now warned! It could be you tomorrow.

My bday outfit