Psalm 45[a]

For the director of music. To the tune of “Lilies.” Of the Sons of Korah. A maskil.[b] A wedding song.

1 My heart is stirred by a noble theme
as I recite my verses for the king;
my tongue is the pen of a skillful writer.
2 You are the most excellent of men
and your lips have been anointed with grace,
since God has blessed you forever.
3 Gird your sword on your side, you mighty one;
clothe yourself with splendor and majesty.
4 In your majesty ride forth victoriously
in the cause of truth, humility and justice;
let your right hand achieve awesome deeds.
5 Let your sharp arrows pierce the hearts of the king’s enemies;
let the nations fall beneath your feet.
6 Your throne, O God,[c] will last for ever and ever;
a scepter of justice will be the scepter of your kingdom.
7 You love righteousness and hate wickedness;
therefore God, your God, has set you above your companions
by anointing you with the oil of joy.
8 All your robes are fragrant with myrrh and aloes and cassia;
from palaces adorned with ivory
the music of the strings makes you glad.
9 Daughters of kings are among your honored women;
at your right hand is the royal bride in gold of Ophir.
10 Listen, daughter, and pay careful attention:
Forget your people and your father’s house.
11 Let the king be enthralled by your beauty;
honor him, for he is your lord.
12 The city of Tyre will come with a gift,[d]
people of wealth will seek your favor.
13 All glorious is the princess within her chamber;
her gown is interwoven with gold.
14 In embroidered garments she is led to the king;
her virgin companions follow her—
those brought to be with her.
15 Led in with joy and gladness,
they enter the palace of the king.
16 Your sons will take the place of your fathers;
you will make them princes throughout the land.
17 I will perpetuate your memory through all generations;
therefore the nations will praise you for ever and ever.

PEOPLE THIS IS COINCIDENCE , I WAS READING THIS TODAY WITH THE INTENTION OF POSTING IT AFTER READING SO NUH BADDA OOO

Dear Taiwo,
Please, help me. I need a way out of this mess I created for myself and also a solution to my problem.

I am married and blessed with two children. My marriage of eight years is about hitting the rocks if I am not careful, and all is because I saw someone who needed help and helped her.

My husband does not believe me, I wonder why and what would make him believe the words of an outsider against mine. When I was able to pull a response from him, his answer was shocking. He said he would believe my friends’ words any day, any time because she is my friend and he believes we are very close and she would know me inside out.

Sherry, my friend is really not a close pal, but we were classmates in school and during our university days we both shared the same room for two sessions.

My parents know her and vice versa.She has not been lucky with the opposite sex right from our school days. When virtually all of us in our group were dating our mates and younger men, she had always dated older and married men and she would not mince words, then, to tell us that her destiny does not lie with single or younger men, as she would prefer to settle for a married man.

I never asked her why and those who cared to ask her then never got satisfactory answers from her.

We left school to start our lives. I married Soji, the guy I dated from my 200 level. I did not hear from or see Sherry again until two years ago when we met at the airport on our way from the UK. We had travelled in the same aircraft, but did not know until when we got to Nigeria. I travelled with my two kids. We went on holidays to England because Soji resides and works there.

My husband got an immediate employment with the bank where he did his youth service way back then, but he had to leave when the banking job became insecure. He had a good job prospect in England, so he travelled back and he is doing well. He would have moved his family, but for his mother who wanted us close by. Soji been an only child; I also have a good job and we both decided that for some time, it should be this way.

This was how Sherry and I met again. We had no time to talk the day we met; we exchanged phone numbers and called each other again. This was how we started communicating and how I learnt that in the few years that we left school, she had been married twice, both did not work out. She travelled to the UK for two years and she was back home to settle down.

As a friend, she started coming to my house, she would stay the weekend and before long, I asked her to move in with my kids until she would get her own apartment.

I did this out of good-will; I never knew that I had courted trouble. I however, informed my husband before taking the decision. His response was that if I felt I would be able to cope. He was also happy for me because she would be a companion.

We lived in a new area, in our own house, I lived with the domestic staff and my kids. Since Sherry was not a stranger to my husband, they communicated. Whenever he called and she was around he would speak with her on phone. Dear Taiwo, I never knew when she started speaking with my husband on phone behind me. All of a sudden, Soji started asking me questions about things happening in the house that I haven’t discussed with him.

It has never been in my character to keep things from Soji, but if not on urgent issues that requires urgent attention I discuss with him at our leisure, but I discovered that Sherry would have told him before I did. At the initial stage I wondered how he got to know the things he asked me, even trivial issues like the exit of the house help among others. It then dawned on me that Sherry must have been his informant.

When I asked her, initially, she denied and when I put it to her that there were certain issues that Soji couldn’t have heard from someone outside the house she could no longer deny. Her reaction however shocked me because she told me that she does not need my permission to speak with my husband. She said she agreed that she is my friend, but he is also her friend and she would speak with him anytime without my approval.

I was very bitter about this and I told her my mind. Two days after this encounter, my husband called to tongue lash me on the phone.

I couldn’t comprehend what was going on. I was trying to digest all these when Soji called and stopped me from attending his step sister’s wedding.

His father had other kids and there’s no love lost between them, because his dad abandoned him and his mother in favour of his step mother and siblings. My mother-in-law however, said we should be a part of the wedding without Soji’s knowledge. Because it was an outing that we had to plan together, Soji’s mum even made Sherry a part of the planning and made her promise not to tell her son, but she eventually did. Soji called and told me that I must not go for the wedding if I still wanted my home.

I was so angry that I asked Sherry to leave my house. I got another shock when my husband called that if Sherry should move out I should be prepared to follow her.

Can you imagine? I told Soji that I brought Sherry into my home and would ask her to leave when and if I no longer feel comfortable with her. I asked her to leave, but she had the guts to tell me she would when she finds a situation accommodating. Her excuse was that Soji has asked her to stay until she can sort herself out.

If Soji was in Nigeria, I would have said maybe he had something to do with Sherry or if she had travelled out of the country during this time,but she didn’t. I am angry with my husband because I never believed he could be on a stranger’s side against me. I also cannot understand why he suddenly started making issues out of little things and non-issues.

We have not spoken to each other in the last three weeks, because I went for his step-sister’s wedding. Sherry did not go with us. I couldn’t leave my mother-in-law alone. Soji has also refused to speak with his mother.

Please, what should I do? To say I feel very uncomfortable under my own roof is putting it mildly, kindly help me.

Oluwatoyin.

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Robbers who disguised themselves as white cops are caught… after they send polite thank-you letter to company that made their ‘unbelievable’ latex masks

• Robbers wore life-like masks to steal $200,000 from check-cashing store
  
• Edward Byam, 24, and Akeem Monsalvatge, 37, were caught after Byam wrote a thank you note to the company that made the high-end disguises
  

By EMILY ANNE EPSTEIN
UPDATED: 15:01 EST, 22 August 2012

The New York City Police Department has collared two brazen burglars who robbed a cash-checking store in Queens disguised as cops, thanks to their polite letter of appreciation to their unwitting mask maker.

Officials say Edward Byam, 24, and Akeem Monsalvatge, 37, of Queens, dressed in NYPD gear and wearing high-end masks, robbed a Pay-O-Matic in Rosedale on Valentine’s Day.

After getting away with the heist, Byam wrote a short thank you note to Composite Effects, the makers of the mask, to show his gratitude for the ‘realism’ of the disguise.

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Masked: The New York City Police Department has collared two brazen burglars who robbed a cash-checking store in Queens disguised as cops, thanks to their polite letter of appreciation to the mask maker.

Unmasked: Officials say Edward Byam and Akeem Monsalvatge, right, of Queens, dressed in NYPD gear and wearing high-end masks, robbed a Pay-O-Matic in Rosedale on Valentine’s Day

They identified themselves as detectives at the store, wearing dark blue jackets with NYPD logos and police-type shields hanging around their necks, before making off with the contents of an unlocked safe. Police say the two men stole $200,000 from the store.

Thick gloves covered their skin completely, and dark glasses hid their eyes, making it near impossible to identify them. They even threatened a female store worker with photographs of her home, making sure she knew how serious they were.

‘We don’t know if they are white, black or Hispanic. People in the neighbourhood saw them in the van for two or three days before the robbery,’ a police spokesman said at the time. ‘They saw three white guys.’

The police then traced the photograph of the clerk’s home to a nearby Walgreen’s and were able to get Byam’s home phone number on a receipt.

Thanks to an anonymous tip, the NYPD zeroed in on Composite Effects, a company that makes masks similar to the ones the criminals used.

They contacted the company which then supplied them with an email from Byam.

‘I’m sending this message to say I’m extremely pleased by CFX work on the mask,’ Byam allegedly wrote, according to the New York Post. ‘The realism of the mask is unbelievable.’

It appears they purchased the ‘Mac the Guy’ model with customized hair designs for upwards of $600.

‘Whether you want an ordinary Joe, a handsome man or a blank palette to let your imagination take over for our many customization options, Mac is sure to be perfect for several occasions,’ the company’s website says about the mask.

Customized: The customized mask model used in the heist costs well over $500

‘Mac is designed for ultimate human realism in face and neck movement anatomy.’

The company told the MailOnline said that their products are ‘intended for entertainment purposes only.’

‘The person who purchased the masks gave no indication of any intentions to use the product for illegal purposes,’ CFX owner Wes Branton told the MailOnline. 

‘Customer privacy is important to us, but we will cooperate with law enforcement if criminal activity is involved.’

They were arrested in August 21 and the two appeared in court today on charges of armed robbery and impersonating an officer and were held without bond.

Monsalvatge had alleged robbing another Pay-O-Matic in Queens, on Sept. 10, 2010. On Facebook, he lists his occupation as ‘venture capitalist.’

‘The invidual [sic] has always had to struggle from bein[sic] overwhelmed by the tribe. If u try it you will be lonely often, and sumtimes[sic] frightened. But no price is too high to pay for owning yourself,’ he wrote on his profile.

If the trio were wearing masks the stunt would imitate a London bank robbery, Britain’s biggest ever, when £40m was robbed from the exclusive Grafts in Mayfair.

The two crooks hired a professional make-up artist to disguise them using liquid latex, at a cost of £450 ($720), reportedly under the pretense that the four-hour transformation was for a pop video.

ONLINE MASKS

• Life-like latex masks are widely available on the internet
• They range in cost from around $50 for basic masks to over $800.
• Optional extras are available including latex gloves at a cost of $569.95.

‘It is possible for someone to use a silicone mask in a situation like this. These masks are highly convincing, particularly for short term encounters such as the robbery incident. Obviously, our mask are intended for entertainment purposes only.’ Wes Branton, Composite Effects

 

Cost: Cheaper options include this one which costs around $50.

Pricey: The most expensive masks cost more than $800.

 

Creepy: The most realistic masks have wrinkles and lines. This one costs $629.95.

Life like: You can even buy latex gloves. They cost $569.95.