WTF AFRICA- MAN TRIES TO PAY HOOKER WITH A LOAF OF BREAD

A Harare man who tried to pay a hooker for services rendered with a loaf of bread was given a thorough hiding.

The man, who identified himself as Tawanda Mutumba, hooked up with a Congolese lady of the night at a restaurant along Samora Machel Avenue on Monday. He booked her for an all nighter and was charged $50.

Come Tuesday morning, Tawanda had no money, only producing a loaf of bread he had with him from yesterday. The prostitute, named as one Edna, flew into a rage and enlisted the help of other hookers.

The women attacked Tawanda who threatened to see that the Congolese hooker was deported from the country. He even quoted the Bible in trying to convince the women to let him go.
“Christians must not dine with us or come to a place where Angels will not tread. What we want is our money and nothing in these scriptures he is quoting,” one of the prostitutes was heard saying at the height of the fracas in Edna’s flat.

“This is not a prayer room, give us the money or else eat your bread now!” shouted another.
Edna said Tawanda wanted to take advantage of her being a foreigner threatening her with deportation after she demanded her money.

“He did not know that I have all my documents to be in this country in order when he threatened me with deportation after I demanded my money. I think he must be someone who is well connected because he was furious with me before I decided to inform my colleagues. I met him at Portuguese Restaurant last night and we came here at around midnight and he was holding his loaf of bread which he wanted to give me saying he has no cash,” said Edna.

Tawanda begged the news crew not to publish the story because of the abuse he suffered at the hands of the prostitutes.

“I think they have done more harm already so why publish me in your paper? To be honest, I have only $20 with me which they refused saying I have to give them US$50 that we agreed on last night. I regret my actions and the bread was for me to take home and not as payment for sex,” said Tawanda.

The prostitutes frog marched him to a police post where he was detained and later released. metro