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WTF AFRICA- MAN CATCHES WIFE IN BED WITH HIS FRIEND AND CRUSHES HIS____


Police have arrested a gold panner from Zhombe who allegedly crushed his friend’s balls and battered his manhood after catching him having sex with his wife.

Blessing Gwara of Mahobo village was on Tuesday arraigned before Kwekwe magistrate, facing indecent assault charges. Gwara pleaded not guilty and was remanded in custody till Friday.

For the State, Mr Brain Mzemba said sometime last month on a date unknown to the prosecutor, the complainant, Mr Brian Munemo approached Gwara’s wife (whose identity is not known) and asked to have sex with her on the payment of US$10. After the woman agreed, the two (Munemo and Gwara’s wife) decided to use Gwara’s matrimonial bedroom for the hanky-panky.

Mr Mzemba told the court that all hell broke loose when Gwara unexpectedly returned home only to find his friend and his wife having sex on his bed. The court heard that Gwara’s wife escaped from the scene leaving her sex-partner to face the music. Mr Mzemba said Gwara then pulled the complainant’s manhood before smashing his two balls with a fist.

The court heard that Gwara went on to twist Munemo’s ‘sexual spitting cobra’ while assaulting him with open hands all over the body. Mr Mzemba said Munemo went and reported the matter to the police leading to Gwara’s arrest. Munemo sustained internal injuries on his private parts.

IN FLIGHT

A PRAYER FOR YOU – GOOD MORNING

For surely, O Lord, you bless the righteous. I, therefore, declare that I am blessed through Jesus Christ. Thank You for surrounding me with Your favour as with a shield. I thank You, Lord, that I can abound in your favour and blessing today. I, therefore, expect Your favour to go before me today. I anticipate the favour of God surrounding me and I expect my Heavenly Father to give me favour with men, even with the ungodly.

I thank You Heavenly Father for opening doors for me that neither man nor the devil can shut. Thank You for blessing the works of my hands as I walk under an open heaven. May I experience your supernatural increase and provision in every area of my life this day. I choose to walk in faith and in victory.

In Jesus’ name I pray.
Amen.

THE REAL WOMEN NOT BAKKLE

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Message Body:
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BOTTLES IN MOTION

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