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Shelliann was asked to move out of the home last week when the tapes were discovered. She has since moved but it is said that some or her belongings are still in the house, and have been requested to be there by her for another two weeks. Seeing that she has not worked in years , what do you think should have happened?

LA BATTLING IT RIGHT OUT

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CANADA MAD!

what piece a argument dem seh oliver mussi call kay yaad and seh she to mix up and seh a she a carry news to him woman bumper then mi hear seh kirk lick him with shovel and run dung oliver inna labour day long weekend with cutlass
but mi hear seh oliver ketch him weekend weh gone a some party and give him some rass lick buss upp him head and face farid full a coco chain pop off mi hear seh not even 2 3 an4 everfresh dem nuh duh kirk like how oliver do him i know booth guys and they were friends kirk too bright to lick the man with shovel and run him down with cutlass over a phone call

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One batty bwoy a Flatbush did a buss him secret, say him a sleep with men from him live a Jamaica. When. Asked him about it he never say yes but he never deny it. And him love him manni and peddi. Not to mention he eat pu$$y and like a$$ like it’s going out of business. He married he claim but he have a private basement apartment WEH him bring the prees ;)

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HAPPY PEOPLE WHERE ARE YOU?


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SHOCKING: Man makes his wife feed on his POOP for 3 days

A 32-year-old man from Robert Sinyoka area has been sentenced to seven years in prison for locking his estranged with in a room for three days and making her feast on his feaces for survival.

The incident which typifies the zenith of cruelty took place in July but was only reported to police recently. Lucky Matiza and his 19-year-old wife were staying separately at the time of the incident. The woman had also just given birth.

It is reported that on the day, the woman met her estranged husband while walking in the suburb. Matiza is said to have dragged the woman to bushy spot where he reportedly subjected her to a vigorous interrogation for three hours on why she separated with him. Unsatisfied with the feedback, Matiza took the woman to his lodgings and locked her in a room.

The woman spent the whole night without eating. In the morning, Matiza proceeded to the room and told her that he was not going to give her food unless she gave him reasons regarding to why she parted ways with him. The woman, however, refused to do so.

It is alleged that hours later, Matiza returned with a bowel full of human waste that he claimed was his and told her to eat it. With hunger setting in with each passing microsecond, the woman was left with no choice but to eat what was before her. That was also the routine in the evening and the next two days.

With the detention approaching four days, the woman’s health gave in and she fell sick. She was then taken to hospital where all was revealed. Matiza was arrested and appeared before Bulawayo Senior Provincial magistrate, Mr Willard Moyo who was geared to render adequate punishment for the cruel deed.

The man was slapped with a seven-year jail term before two years were suspended on condition of good behaviour. Matiza told the court that he indeed made his wife eat his poop.

In passing the sentence, Mr Moyo made it known to Matiza that he had committed a very serious crime.

“There is no excuse for what you did and the sentence should show that. You made matters worse by separating the woman and her two weeks old baby for three days, which is unacceptable,” fumed the magistrate.

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