TWO SMALL THINGS

YUH SI DI LIKKLE TWITTER SIKES WHEY GWAAN SINCE WEEK? DI PEOPLE DEM SEH ALL DEM A TWEET AND A LOOK SORRY FAH A ONE DANGEROUS PIECE A INDIVIDUAL …DEM SEH WHEN GROUP DID FORM UP AND BAY TINGS……. TIMBERLEE DID MEK SONG WHEY SEH HAR TINGS GOOD AND RAY…CAUSE UNNO KNOW SHE DID TEK A PIECE OFF A CHINO BINO DEM SEH TWITTER DRAMATIST JUMP UP PAN HAR CYAR BONNET AND CALL DUNG BAD MAN PAN DI GIRL……………DI PEOPLE DEM SEH DOE TEK HAR LITE SHE NUH LITE SHE HEABBIE
DI SECOND SMALL TING NOW………………..DI PEOPLE DEM SEH WHEN MR DESMOND DID GUH DUNG A TIVOLI WHEN DEM DID JUS DID A ROLL OUT DEH AND WAA TALK TO DI BIG KING DUNG DEH…………….DEM RUN MR DESIE AND CUT HIM TWO UPPA CUT..BUT A NUH DAT A WAA TELL UNNO…IT LOOK LIKE SEH MR PLATTY PUMS WAS ONE OF THE MANY IN THE LITTLE HAREM CAUSE DEM SEH DI MAN MENZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DEM WAA CALL HIM NAME AND CYAA CALL HIM NAME BUT DAT HE/SHE WAS R DRIVING A WHITE ESCALADE AND A HIM A DI REAL MAN FI DI MAN………………..mi gone