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Cheating WIFE says she cannot let go of SEXUALLY SKILLED neighbour

A Zimbabwe Nkayi woman stunned the court when she revealed that she was madly in love with a neighbour because he knows and performs quite a number of sexual styles, while her husband lacked sexual innovation in the bedroom and resorts to a single and boring style.

She made the confession in a domestic violence case after her husband had followed her shoe spoor and that of their neighbour into a thicket where he found two used condoms and semen-smeared tissues.

She, however, told the prosecution that she still loved her husband although it was going to be difficult to let go of the sex skilled neighbour.

After discovering the two’s love nest, the husband Shadreck Gumbo called the village head and some elders to be witnesses and later approached the love-poaching neighbour only identified as Farai who he said arrogantly told him, hamba uyobophela inja yakho, loosely translated it means go and tie up your dog.

The stunning revelations were made when the sex-starved woman, Sithembiso Moyo (34) of Tshayani Village, Tsheli area in Nkayi, was seeking to withdraw charges of domestic violence that she had filed against her husband Shadreck Gumbo.

Gumbo was being charged for assault as defined in Section 3 (1) (a) of the Domestic Violence Act.

Circumstances as presented by the prosecutor Mr Maxwell Hapanyengwi are that sometime early this year Gumbo having heard the rumour of his wife’s sexual kindness came back from Botswana where he was working without alerting her and arrived home around 2am. He knocked and told his wife that it was Farai and she came to open the door in her birthday suit. When he asked her why she came to open the door naked when he said it was Farai she responded that she was still dragged with sleep and could hardly hear that he had said it was Farai.

Sometime in September Sithembiso is said to have left home to fetch firewood and later that day Gumbo followed her shoe spoor along a foot path and realised that some distance from the home the spoor was joined by Farai’s shoe spoor well. He followed them until he got to a place where they ended where he found two used condoms and semen smeared tissue paper.

He then reported the matter to the village head and some village elders who he took to the love nest and showed them the condoms and the tissue paper.

When he got home he shouted at Sithembiso accusing her of being head-over-heels in love with Farai and assaulted her with a spanner. She sustained injuries as a result of the assault.

He also took some of her clothes and burnt them saying she was a whore.

Sithembiso ran to her parents’ home in Tshabalala where a report was made to the police leading to the arrest of Gumbo.

She, however, later withdrew the case saying she later realised that she was wrong and that her marriage was going to break down if her husband was arrested.

She said she erred by falling in love with Farai saying she did so after realising that Gumbo was not innovative in bedroom as he resorted to a single and boring sex style while Farai knows and performs quite a number of them to her satisfaction.

Mr Hapanyengwi declined to prosecute Gumbo on the domestic violence charges arguing that the woman was a disgrace and that her behaviour was untoward. He noted that she was not even apologetic and confirms that she was madly in love with Farai whose sex skills quench her sexual desires.

He said her ordeals were commensurate with what happens in African movies.