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Weeba Keeba Dutty munchy stop wear u pickney clothes dem!!! A nuh ur size shit dat!!!!

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WHAT IS JAMAICA’S GOVERNMENT DOING TO CURB THIS

I have been a lone voice in trying to get this done in Jamaica. This is very easy for the Carriers to implement and for the government to mandate. This is the only way to stop the killings for cell phones. I don’t know how many times I’ve seen where both children and adults have been killed for high end phones like the Black Berry, Iphone, Galaxy, etc. I even got a ghost writer to write a piece in the Gleaner. I’m at my wits end. This is so easy to stop the theft and killing, yet the powers that be refuse to address it.


Carriers partner with FCC to track stolen cell phones

The four major wireless providers in the United States have partnered with the Federal Communications Commission in an effort to curb cell phone theft, The Wall Street Journal reported on Tuesday. The wireless companies will build a central database of stolen cell phones, which will track phones that are reported as lost or stolen and deny them voice and data service. The goal of the database is to reduce crime by making it difficult, even impossible in some cases, to use a stolen device. Verizon Wireless and Sprint currently block phones that are reported stolen from being reactivated. AT&T and T-Mobile do not, although all four carriers have now agreed to be part of the new database. Members of Congress are also expected to propose legislation to make it a crime to alter a cell phone’s unique identification number, according to the report. Similar stolen-phone databases are already in place in the U.K., Germany, France and Australia. While crime hasn’t completely stopped, the number of incidents has apparently declined. Carriers will roll out individual databases within six months that will be centralized over a 12-month period, with smaller regional wireless providers expected to join the database over the next two years

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TB Joshua frenzy as Mutharika death falls within 60 days’ prophecy

By A Correspondent

Published: April 6, 2012

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PROPHECY – 5th February to 5th April 2012

Harare(ZimEye)The president of Malawi, Bingu Wa Mutharika has finally been confirmed dead, triggering a TB Joshua frenzy across Africa based online networks as many rushed to celebrate the Nigerian church leader who 60 days before foretold the president’s death, calling him ‘a prophet indeed’.

Mutharika who once called Robert Mugabe his “elder brother”, died on Thursday shortly after suffering from cardiac arrest, doctors who spoke on condiction of anonymity confirmed.

TB Joshua frenzy as Mutharika death falls within 60 days’ prophecy
His death was kept under a shroud of secrecy as it was believed authorities were coordinating a succession that would sideswipe the legally qualifying person who is the vice president, Joyce Banda. It is believed it will be Mutharika’s brother Peter who will take over the presidency although the constitution states that only the vice president qualifies.

During a church service on the 5th February TB Joshua was heard announcing that he was seeing the death of an African president in two months:

“I’m seeing a head of state, by that I mean a president. He is not feeling well. He is very old. What is this I’m seeing…sudden death…I’m seeing the death of an old African president in two months,”

“It could be sickness being in the body for a long time but God showed me the country and the place but I’m not here to say anything like that. When it’s too close and there is nothing I can do about it, I’ll mention it clear: the place, the country and the person so that they can see what they can do to rescue him…” he was quoted.

Zimbabwe’s President Robert Mugabe’s ZANU PF party dismissed his prophecy, and many others commented saying that he was merely playing with chance.

On Sunday 1st April, TB Joshua however would state that his prophecy was now drawing close.

He said: “I was talking about April, we should pray for the nation, this country… God loves us, you should pray for one African head of state, when I say President… again the sickness that is likely to take life; sudden death.”

His prophecy was later confirmed on Friday 6th April a day after Mutharika had died.
The date 5th April is exactly two whole months after the Nigerian church leader predicted the death of the African president.
Shortly following the news, online news sites were awash with the revelations.

One ZimEye reader labelled TB Joshua in Shona a ‘Korinte’ meaning a big respectable person.

Wrote the reader identified only as Chaps on Friday

“TB mukorinte.”

Other readers were full of indignation charging at the Nigerian Prophet:

Wrote one identified as Nehondo:

“This T.B of yours is gonna kill pple for popularity nd firm(sic). Tell me does he knw when he’s gonna die himself? He should know. Jesus knew! I tell you he’s gonna be a multi billionare with fools giving him everything they got.”

The Harare based popular preacher Noah Bishop of Life and Liberty Churches International also blasted the prophecy.

“It is unbiblical,” Pashapa said. “There is no biblical precedence to that prophecy. God’s character is not given to inciting or causing confusion, despondency, apprehension or fear in individuals or nations.

“In the Bible, when a prophet is given a message regarding an individual’s ill health, death or demise of a leader, whether it is a good leader or bad leader, the prophet is given specific instructions to approach the particular leader and speak directly in the presence of some witnesses.”

“TB Joshua has caused despondency, fear and apprehension. The prophecy is so general and open to anyone’s interpretation, it is not of God. He is very clever to make vague prophecies and has never been caught to be a false prophet.

“If he is given a prophecy from God it should be clear and it should be given directly to the leader. This guy is just a trouble causer who is causing despondency and fear.”

Other readers however congratulated the people of Malawi for the death of the president who many disliked because of his authoritarian rule.

Wrote one identified as “Jack Chikurubi”

“congratulations to people of malawi amhlophe.”

While others labelled TB Joshua one of the greatest prophets of our time, 30% of readers directed their anger on Chitungwiza based preacher Emmanuel Makandiwa who they claimed had prophesied the death of another president, a charge Makandiwa however denied saying that he did not refer to any human being but rather to poverty, sickness, and other ills in society.

Popularity

TB Joshua who is renowned for making other predictions did not disclose the name of this old African president, but many Zimbabweans the following day rushed to suggest that it could be President Robert Mugabe who is currently Africa’s oldest presidential ruler.

So popular is TB Joshua that many Zimbabwean politicians including Morgan Tsvangirai and ZANU PF Womens league leader Oppah Muchinguri, have in recent months been flying to Nigeria visiting his church to be prayed for.

“TB Joshua, Tell me now!”

Shortly following his prophecy, an MDC legislator, HON Perez Hamandishe Maramwidze was seen on social networking website Facebook stating his anxiety:

“I want TB Joshua to be straight to the point! He mustn’t keep me in suspense. He must not keep my nerves on edge and stretched to the limit. He announced today that an old African President is going to die in two months’ time from today. Who is that President?, TB Joshua, Tell me now, I want to know.”

Others however have rubbished TB Joshua’s prophecy accusing anyone supporting the prophecy to be practicing witchcraft:

Said one other Zimbabwean:

“This does not need any education, common sense is enough. Anyone who listens to TB Joshua needs deliverance. That’s why I transferred the prophecy to you, cause you claimed it for someone; why not claim it for yourself? Zvawaita ndokunonzi kuroya. Long life Mugabe, those who wish him death it shall be their portion.”

Also foretold John Atta Mills election

TB Joshua is accredited for prophesying the election of Ghana’s John Atta Mills, among others.

Speaking a few weeks after he was made president following TB Joshua’s prophecy John Atta Mills said:

“I believe that the elections in Ghana have changed the minds of many people. I believe there are many people who are going to give themselves to God because of what has happened, and we will always want God’s name to be glorified…My brothers we are all the same children of God. Lets help one another. Lets hold each other’s hands and whatever happens to us lets give praise to the Almighty God. God we thank you for your glory. May your name be praised forever and ever. Amen” VIDEO:

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