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Published February 12, 2012 | By

The day I met ‘Motty’ Perkins
By HG HELPS Editor-at-Large [email protected]
Sunday, February 12, 2012

IT was during the early part of 1993 that a Jamaica Observer team decided to visit the St Elizabeth home of Wilmot “Motty” Perkins, with the objective of doing a feature on the outspoken, if not controversial, but colourful individual.
The team that included Sandra Champagnie, then Sunday Observer editor, and myself, went to Malvern with an open mind, not knowing what to expect from the tough-talking radio host who had racked up more political enemies than the number of new members of the Jamaica Labour Party and the People’s National Party recruited at the time.
PERKINS… politicians don’t like to hear the truth, so someone has to tell it for them
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“Come, come on in,” was the initial greeting from the man who gave his age as “somewhere around 60” after Neville, Perkins’ then gardener, had ushered us inside the swanky premises.
We felt the overwhelming presence of the man who resembled some biblical character with his long beard, and who looked like he might actually have the power to turn water into wine. After a while, though, in his jeans that were cut off at the knees, and his white T-shirt, Motty looked more like an American hippy than one whose voice and pen could have such tremor-like impact on the nation.
He was fairer in complexion than television and newspaper columns depicted him and his towering height presented him in an even more intimidating light.
“You want something to drink… or even eat? You travelling from very far, from what I hear,” he asked.
“Maybe just a drink for now,” Champagnie responded. “We really want to know as much about you as we can.”
Motty had expected company. The interview had been confirmed a week before. It was one that was slated to be done by Champagnie, but I had to get in on the action. After all, it was Motty Perkins, one of my heroes of journalism and broadcasting.
Neville, the latest in the line of faithful gardeners, was there as a handyman too, and would respond positively to any demand made by Perkins and his lovely wife Elaine, still one of the nicest women I have ever met.
Some say she was the direct opposite of her husband, but forget the man behind the microphone and the man wielding that ink-filled pen. Motty, too, in a social setting at any rate, was right up there as a true human being.
Even with Neville watching his back, he would take no chances. His .38 pistol, stuck in his jeans waist, said it all.
“You never know what will happen in these times, you know, sir. So you have to be prepared just in case you get someone here whom you did not invite for crackers and cheese,” he said in justification of the presence of his licensed pistol.
It was soon down to the business of interviewing him for the Sunday feature.
The venue, by his admission one of his favourite places, was his library, a entire room filled with must have been hundreds of books. Champagnie suggested on our way back to Kingston that Motty must have read and retained every word in those books.
“By the way, I am cooking roast beef, but I have asked my boss (Elaine) to oversee things for me. You are free to stay for dinner,” he told us, earning a zippy glare from vegetarian Champagnie, but a quick nod of approval from the other hungry visitor.
Along with journalism Perkins ventured into farming, and was well known for his cattle farm in St Mary.
“Why is it that you appear to hate politicians, particularly those in the PNP?” was one question put to him.
“Look, sir,” he responded, adjusting the pistol, though not in an act of intimidation. “Politicians don’t like to hear the truth, so someone has to tell it for them. I have nothing personal against them and I don’t have an axe to grind, but if we can rid this country of our politicians, we will be better off.”
Regarding his association with former Prime Minister Michael Manley and in reaction to suggestions that he despised Manley, Perkins admitted that while he was once a member of the youth arm of the PNP and had strong party sympathies, he felt that Manley’s economic and social policies of the 1970s, in particular, had damaged Jamaica.
“But if you say things that seem to be uncomplimentary about Manley, you hear all sorts of things,” he added.
“So it was not true that you hate Manley because he took away a girl from you?” was the next question put to him.
“Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,” emerged the infectious laughter that was known to reverberate across the length and breadth of the nation.
“Me?Manley took away my woman? No, sir, no such luck for him. I was too sharp with the women for even Manley to knock one from me,” he said.
There were several other rumours about the former Titchfield High and Calabar High School student that he flatly put down to people bad-mouthing him.
Motty’s background as an amateur boxer in the middleweight division, starting from his days at Calabar, gave rise to stories about him as a street fighter, who would punch down a man if he dared to cross his path.
“I have heard so many stories about me you see, sir, that really amuse me.
“I hear that I punched down men at JBC (Jamaica Broadcasting Corporation) when I worked there, but I have never been involved in a fight at the JBC. Yet, they say all kinds of things about me.
“Maybe I should have gone professional in boxing, because they say so many things about me.”
The flow of the interview was disrupted several times by Elaine’s intervention.
“You sure you don’t want anything else?” she kept asking, almost after 10-minute intervals.
The smell of roast beef from his kitchen may have even forced Champagnie into thinking that maybe her decision to go the vegetarian route was premature.
Soon, Motty and Elaine had insisted that we halt the interview and partake of the offering.
It had been quite a while since roast beef had touched my tongue, but as good as it smelled, Champagnie kept her distance, instead choosing to consume carbohydrates exclusively.
“How did you get the nickname ‘Mutty’?, as I had felt was the correct spelling.
“Did someone mean to demean you by calling you a dog?
“No, no, no. That nickname was actually derived from Wilmott. I know some people want to call me dog. Indeed, I have been called worse, but it is actually spelt Motty.
“I don’t like the name Wilmot, sir, but I guess that my mother wanted me to bear some torture,” he said.
Perkins did many things differently. He, at the time, did not depend on the Jamaica Public Service Company for electricity, as he always had a standby generator at hand.
He also stored his own water in a huge tank on the property, thus reducing, if not totally eliminating, the dependence on the National Water Commission.
He had a particular love for his Nissan Pathfinder sports utility vehicle, not primarily for its endurance, but because “it has a nice stereo system”, as he veered off course to hum one of the tunes that he often hears.
He, too, sounded like someone who could sing, oftentime belting out lyric after lyric of some of his favourite songs in the middle of the interview.
“Are you a wicked man as they say?” Champagnie asked him.
“Me, ma’am? Me… a sweet, handsome bwoy like me… wicked? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, poor me, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.”
Always suggesting to his callers while he ran talk shows that “you need a lawyer” in solving pressing matters, Perkins was also asked why he kept doing so, in light of the fact that many Jamaicans did not have the financial means to retain the services of lawyers.
“Look, if you are not prepared to pay to defend your right, then I don’t know how you plan to live.
“People must defend themselves against injustice. There is too much of that going on in Jamaica,” he reacted.
Years later, we met to the funeral service for Colonel Ken Barnes at the Garrison Church, Up Park Camp. His vision had him under pressure, but his wit was still intact.
“Bwoy, a feel like a coulda run round the playfield over so,” referring to the cricket ground opposite the chapel.
“So what you no feel me coulda do that? You a laugh after me. Me can do it you know … ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.”