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NEWS CHRUBE..J.A.W.I

JMG NEWS CHRUBE

Vrooommmmmmmmm mi hear seh not a traffic police cudda ketch Yendi if she did a bruck a stoplight di way she speed whey from bigship ..Yendi  dem seh studio eyes nuh glimpse yuh since yuh likkle JMG run in…Yendi is back home folks…so unno prip har out a har apartment  cause unno will si har…Chino bed a spread up now and all dese tings

..BUT A NUH DAT MI WAA TALK BOUT STILL..BRAN NEW BEATING STICK SHIZZLE TAN UP AND TEK A PIECE A SHOVEL  AN HOZE BEATING FROM GAaaRaaaY ………. DI PEOPLE DEM SEH NEVA IN LIFE DEM SI SMADDY TAN UP WID DEM HAN A DEM SIDE AND TEK LICK SUH…NOT EVEN A FINGA SHIZZLE MOVE…DAT MEAN SHE GARY BEAT HIM PANNA REGGY-LAR…GARY GI SHIZZLE MONEY FI RENT CYAR AND HIM NUH RENT NUH CYAR…….. A DID TELL UNNO LONG TIME SEH SHIZZLE FINGA DEM LOOK WELL LITE LONG TIME…SEET DEH NOW MAN A YARD GARY SHERLOCK HAFFI BEAT HIM..AH HOPE GARY NEVA LICK HIM NUH WHEY UPSTAIRS DEH BECAUSE SWELLING PAN TAP A SWELLING NUH RERK..AND DI NOSE CYAA TEK A LICK OFFA DI SHOVEL.. MI WAA KNOW HUH MUCH DUMPLIN SHIZZLE COOK OUTA DI RENTAL MONEY… SHIZZLE MI NUH HEAR SEH YUH MEK SONG AND ALL DESE TINGS SUH HOW YUH FI A SCRAPE CAR RENTAL MONEY.. NOW GAaaRaaY HAFFI GUH COME UP WID A NEW BEGGIN LINE ..TRAH 

 

 

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