MAMPALA TO PASTAH

Dear Pastor,

Something is bothering me which I find very difficult to understand. I saw a girl sometime ago and she looked very nice and real. I could not get her out of my mind. I was in a relationship, but this woman looked like she had everything, so I found myself in a quandary.

She loves sex more than food. She is so small and neat. And if you were to see her female organ, you may feel that you were dealing with an animal. My previous girlfriend had nothing like that. I don’t know what to do as I cannot live with that. She seems to have had a horrible life before I met her. A friend of hers told me that she had an abortion while she was in high school when she was about 15-16. A friend of mine told me that she has been a ‘run around’ at work. Even her friends at UWI are telling me that she attends different parties with different men.

Pastor, even if a doctor could operate on her vagina and make it normal, I don’t think I could live with her memory and I don’t think any other man can. She is wasted.

It is said that at her workplace about seven to eight men have had her. Pastor, I have to give her up but the thing that bothers me is that I gave up my angel for her and every day I hear a new story.

Pastor, pray for her that she will take care of her body, otherwise she is going to die of AIDS. Pastor, she needs help. She also carries a pungent smell, even when she uses perfume, which means that she needs to see a doctor.

Y.L.

Dear Y.L.,

Your comments about this woman are despicable. You are not a real man. You are trying to embarrass this girl because something went wrong in the relationship. Real men don’t describe a woman in such a manner. You can be described as a stinker and surely not this girl.

You probably believe that you have done well by writing this letter, but you have brought shame upon every decent man. If this girl is bad, you should try to help her, not trample on her.

Pastor