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FARRAKHAN & DI ELECTION

With my 50th birthday fast approaching, I have a very important decision to makeconcerning my future. Should I marry my ex-girlfriend of 18 years (Orange) or should I take the hand of the girl I have been dating for the past 4 years. (Green) Truth be told, they both come with a lot of baggages . Take Orange for example. She ran my credit cards to the ground so much so that the banks have me under strict austerity measures to the extent that they dictate how I use my cards. Green on the other hand, has siphoned off money from a loan that I received from my Chinese cousin and blatantly declares that she has done nothing wrong. Perhaps, Orange’s most despised trait is her penchant for gossip and scandals. Zinc scandals, light bulb scandals, Shell scandals and Trafigura scandals. If there is scandal, you can bet that Orange has her greasy palm all over it. This is such a turn off. I have becoming equally disenchanted with Green’s associates. I have long suspected that Green has been cheating on me with a man of nefarious connections. In some circles, this man is regarded as a don. It is rumored that he is the president of a Garden empire and an alleged drug lord. When ask questions about this Don, Green claims she cant recall. I have found Green’s habit of ringing the bell quite annoying. However, Orange’s Head habits, I have found to be quite stupendous. I must confess that I have a hunger for intellectual conversations. Orange is sadly lacking in intellect and concludes every conversation by requesting that I dont draw her tongue. In this aspect, Green is vastly superior as her brilliant intellect creates a marketplace for the exchange of ideas. I am presently leaning towards Green as Orange is somewhat old and broken down. I hope I make the right choice.

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