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EASTER ALL STARS & IMAGINARY STARS

Published April 14, 2011 | By

BARBER

DOUGIE CABANERO

GARY SHERLOCK

NIKKI ENGAGED WHILE HE IS MARRIED

TASHA NEEEMY MAY

Barber………………di smaddy seh fi tell yuh deh a oman shirt dat.. all mi waa seh is that di whole suit was fi a ooman…mi neva si a man ina full burgundy yet…until now..Did you and Gary Shelock share unno shoes dat nite? Kaw mi nuh tink dem wudda mek two pair a shoes wid suh much mout…CHEKITOUT! Hola papito Dougito a whey yuh get dah mc hammer closet battam shirt deh a wear?? Dougie mi know dat doe sell a road………..and yuh bandelero shoes a seh hey rancho gi mi dah pancho deh mi fine sinting fi sawt out di teet..Yes di teet..Dougie any time di teet si ooman it draw breaks n tan heena di mout…………..( see above pictures) …. Nikki…ceresse dodger.. I is callin you…Wear your panty size di belly a beg fi gaging…wear some big draws….thankz you…Suh nikki yuh tilla a wear di ring? And di man married nikki? Not a engaged…man reserve di@#$$% fi when wifey unavailable him can mek a dive………1-2-3 ..chuck off ina bird brain @##$% an buss off…IYIE YIE.. Hi neems..yuh sort out but a my eye or u fading?? skin white lakka chawk .. di lip a come in doe…or di braces a werk?

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