SHARON PLATINUM TIME FI REPAIR UP YAH NUNG

BWOY OH BWOY SHARON . . . YUH SEE YUH TWO BLOODCLOT FOOT DEM ????
NAW SAH YUH NEED FI GO TEK DI TIME OUT AND MEK AH DOCTA FIX DEM DEH
BUT DEN AGAIN IT NUH LOOK LIKE YUH CYAN STOP PAHTY FI NOW
YUH LUCKY DEM SOON DROP OFF PON YUH ….
BUT YOU NUH NEW TO DOCTA ANYWAY … CUZ DEM TRY FIX DI HUMP IN AH YA BACK
AND ALL NOW IT CYAN STOP RE-APEAR
NO MI LUV YOU ALL HAVE GRANPIKNEY . . . YUH MEAN FI TELL MI SEH YUH CYAN GO SALT OUT YUH SELF SO YUH
CYAN LIVE LANG FI SI DEM GROW ?????
DI PEOPLE DEM INNA YUH SHOP NUH TAP CHAT SEH YOU AH QUARREL WIT DI BIG SOUR WOMAN NAME MUFFY OVER DI
BIG MAN WEH NUH WAN NEEDA AH UNU !
MI NAH THO MI HEAR SEH SHE NUH HAVE NUTTIN PON YOU CAUSE SHE BIG AND SOUR AND HAVE ONE NASSI GOLD
TEET INNA HAR HEAD….MI NUH KNOW HOW TRUE IT IS BEACUSE MI NEVA SI THIS WOMAN YET INNA MI LIFE…
MI ALLL HEAR SEH DI SAME BIG SOUR WOMAN COME BACK BOUT CHREE YEARS AGO AND AH COME PUT OUT CHRISMAS
“ANNUAL” PAHTY , AND MI HEAR SEH SHI NEVA COME BACK WID AH NEDA ONE SHI JUST FLOP HAR SHOW
BUT ONE TING WID YOU WEN YUH SEH “ANNUAL” AH “ANNUAL” , CUZ YOU BEEN KEEPING YOUR TINGS DEM EVERY
YEAR FOR OVER FIVE YEARS NOW !

MI NAH TELL NO LIE YUH IS NOT AH UGLY GIRL YUH JUST NEED FI GO TEK CARE AH DEM TWO FOOT DEH , DI HUMP
INNA YUH BACK , AND DI PEIRCIN DEH WEH DEH UNDA NEET YUH LIP …. AND YUH GOOD TO GO !
JUST NEED SOME CLOTHES NOW !
GWAAN YA SHARON PLATNUM