WE ALL HAVE THEM?

(1) The Genealogist–Do you have a family member who is always Introducing you to perfect strangers
as relatives? every family function always another new family member.. word to my mother and auntie if its
not a 2nd or 3rd Cousin we are not related.. lol

(2)The Perv/FamilyRam –What can i say about this creep he’s always on the look out for the next up
and coming young girl in the family. always making inappropriate comments rude remarks. if he make a
move at you chances are you are not the first one or the first time..

(3) The Trouble Maker/News carrier –Kinda self explanatory bringing news back and fourth latest
gossip/suss passa passa she/he inna it. most likely she/he is the cause for the whole thing in da first place.
Let’s just say the next time dem come fi beat har/him rass Don’t save her/him..

(4)The Rich and Boasty– More boasty than rich. put down everybody show off everytime them come round.
the house they grew up in is no longer good enough for them. so they can only spend a few hours. by night fall
they must be on their way home to their mansion

(5)The Sad Drunk—White Rum was his tea this morning. for some reason everybody owe him that’s is claim he
help all of us get through school. he helped you get the job you have right now. if it wasn’t for is good name where
would you be now?help you to get your Visa and now you all turn your backs on him Wow..

(6)The Slut–Yes what would the family be without her?we know how she get by, still no one seems brave enough
to confront her bout her whorish ways. is it cause she help every body with the money she make from her
endeavours? you know she never tight with cash easy fi let off the cash just like the pum pum…

(7) The Beggar–Don’t lie every family have a beggar or few lol…at any family function its fair to say they will bring nothing
guarantee.. never fail always broke check never change. them owe everybody and them mother.. there is no item too big or small
for them to borrow or beg. lend me this beg you some a that.

(8)The Provocative Dresser– Mini dress at a Church ceremony come on tone it down auntie. her perfume smell took me away
her bosom was like a pillow of rose as she buried my head between her cleavage.. i soon surfaced for air only to realize that I was  still
at our Grandfather’s funeral . and was still 8yrs young.. see you in 10yrs auntie lol…

(9)The Thief/Con man– This is where we need to be brutally honest, cause the beggar is sometime the thief in the family.
you make sure to keep a close eye on them whenever there are invited over. all valuables are put out of sight scheming
always.. some new investment they want to get u suckered into. am sure they are hiding from somebody right now..

(10)The worrier/war Monger? Quick to start a fight this can be a man or a woman. fight for the least of things hot head.
in my opinion they are the most misunderstood of all other family members. let me explain, you see they are loyal to family
they have your back weather you are wrong or right. but as loyal as the are they will kick your ass too.. lol. so most member
of the family shun them for this reason.. but i say stay on their good side keep them at a distance you will need them trust me lol.

Questions by PORNSTAR