PURPLE & SEE CHOO IN STAGES-TASHAMAY

Di face browna , di jaw plumpah ….Tashamay yuh nuh  si seh di ten turbo dem pred whey a grung and dem nuh deh nuh whey near Mandela Highway Tashamay? Yuh know mi waa know if a really di wrong size shoes yuh buy/tuh much lotion or a style…. since yuh a stylist/boutique shopper…right? If yuh check any addy latter Tashamay mi dussa tell yuh seh it nuh mek it… toe fi up ina shoes like wow…Mi sit back and a wonda when yuh lip get dah extra frill deh like Nemo an yuh jaw get dah extra ice up deh like Nemo, yuh farrid a glisten like Nemo..Tashamay mi really a wonda if yuh get a Nemo transplaant kaws a nuh human surgery yuh get …it nuh fit fi land at alllllllllll..Yuh go do di bres an di lipo…all anna sudden jaw sprout out a nowhere like a yuh name brussle sprout..Not even di $300 lace wig cudda bring dat out Neemy Neemz unno too bad man… cyaa satisfy..Unno allergic to good bag? mi haffi ask cause mi si Sidonie ina one furry one…Kieva ina one great granny one…an now yuh come plaps dis madda aunty one under yuh arm …bwaay unno really did gwaan bad  dah night deh mon…alll di baby hair whey yuh did waa mek outaddy wig but it bite yuh bod fi cut a likkle chumps outa di $300 doe?..Guh cut di wig Cleopatra go cut di wig and layer it/ cut yuh toe nail dem/find yuh right size shoes mon..chuh…aftah yuh bres job did look so wonderful yuh haffi go di extra mile an wi seh no amphibians roun yereeeeeeeeeeeee mammals please!