GI DEM HEADACHE!

On a lovely and sunny afternoon…Here I am driving in havendale and I looked up, SUDDEN MIGRAINE HEADACHE! Guess what caused it? ELEPHANT MAN KRAWSES HOUSE, it a get from bad to worse. A nuh like say him use one bright colour and tonne it down with sump else, him just dab on the damn paint pon the piece a house and if the house structure did look good it wouldn’t bad and suh bad. Mi hear say the citizens association say him need fi change the colour or come out a dem community. Yuh can tek dem out a the ghetto but yuh caan tek the ghetto mentality out a dem, him need fi sort out him house…it nuh look good. Mi did hear one time say him buy bucket a chicken from KFC everyday fi feed fi him dog dem but one thing mi a tell him, him need da money deh fi a painter and memba say dem tek weh him visa and treatment dare suh him ago need all a dem money deh! Same way like how him hard fi look pon, a same way him house look! Him face fava like when yuh drop fritters inna cold oil! lol! Ugly till him buck! ELEPHANT MAN, YUH HOUSE A GI PPL HEADACHE YUH NEED FI SORT IT OUT! Him get two statue that was suppose to be dogs a him gate but instead dem fava reindeer lol! Go see the furniture dem! If outside look suh mi nuh waan see inside.