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UNNO CUDDU BUY TWO CLAWKSS?

EVERYTING WAS GRAVY TILL MI SPOT DI SPIKE HEEL BOOTS…………….

A HOPE U NUH BAWL OUT VETLIGO ENO

DIS MAN FINGANAIL DEM LOOK LIKE DEM A STEP AWAY FROM DROPPING OFF….DI HAN LOOK BUN UP AND HIM A POSE BOUT GAZA

GOODMORNING!

 

Proverbs 24

-19-

 1 Don’t be jealous of crooks

   or want to be their friends.

    2All they think about

   and talk about

   is violence and cruelty.

-20-

 3 Use wisdom and understanding

   to establish your home;

    4let good sense fill the rooms

   with priceless treasures.

-21-

 5 Wisdom brings strength,

   and knowledge gives power.

    6Battles are won

   by listening to advice

   and making a lot of plans.

-22-

 7 Wisdom is too much for fools!

   Their advice is no good.

-23-

 8 No one but troublemakers

   think up trouble.

    9Everyone hates senseless fools

   who think up ways to sin.

-24-

 10 Don’t give up and be helpless

   in times of trouble.

-25-

 11 Don’t fail to rescue those

   who are doomed to die.

    12Don’t say, “I didn’t know it!”

   God can read your mind.

   He watches each of us

   and knows our thoughts.

   And God will pay us back

   for what we do.

-26-

 13 Honey is good for you,

   my children,

   and it tastes sweet.

    14Wisdom is like honey

   for your life–

   if you find it,

   your future is bright.

-27-

 15 Don’t be a cruel person

   who attacks good people

   and hurts their families.

    16Even if good people

   fall seven times,

   they will get back up.

   But when trouble strikes

   the wicked,

   that’s the end of them.

-28-

 17 Don’t be happy

   to see your enemies trip

   and fall down.

    18The LORD will find out

   and be unhappy.

   Then he will stop

   being angry with them.

-29-

 19 Don’t let evil people

   worry you

   or make you jealous.

    20They will soon be gone

   like the flame of a lamp

   that burns out.

-30-

 21 My children, you must respect

   the LORD and the king,

   and you must not make friends

   with anyone

   who rebels

   against either of them.

    22Who knows what sudden disaster

   the LORD or a ruler

   might bring?

More Sayings That Make Good Sense

 23Here are some more sayings

   that make good sense:

   When you judge,

   you must be fair.

    24If you let the guilty

   go free,

   people of all nations

   will hate and curse you.

    25But if you punish the guilty,

   things will go well for you,

   and you will prosper.

    26Giving an honest answer

   is a sign

   of true friendship.

    27Get your fields ready

   and plant your crops

   before starting a home.

    28Don’t accuse anyone

   who isn’t guilty.

   Don’t ever tell a lie

    29or say to someone,

   “I’ll get even with you!”

    30I once walked by the field

   and the vineyard

   of a lazy fool.

    31Thorns and weeds

   were everywhere,

   and the stone wall

   had fallen down.

    32When I saw this,

   it taught me a lesson:

    33Sleep a little. Doze a little.

   Fold your hands

   and twiddle your thumbs.

    34Suddenly poverty hits you

   and everything is gone!

WHA REALLY A GWAAN?

Rasbert Turner, Star WriterA popular singer, who appeared on a local talent competition, was recently raped by a gang for approximately five hours while her family helplessly watched.

The woman, who was prominently featured on television some years ago, reportedly fell victim to a group of at least five rapists when she returned from an overseas engagement and was paying a visit to her relatives in St Ctaherine.

The police told THE WEEKEND STAR that it appeared as if her attackers were lurking on the premises before entering the house and holding up the occupants at gunpoint. They are said to have proceeded to rape the woman and rob her.

The incident was reported to the Ewarton police station and it was also said that the woman had to seek counselling following the frightening ordeal.

That incident is said to be the latest in a series of cases occurring in two communities in the parish.

The police say that a group of men are said to be wreaking havoc on the women in the St Catherine communities.

In another case, a 16-year-old girl was also raped over a week ago by a group of men who discovered she was home alone. The police suspect the same group of men are responsible for both acts.

Sources also told THE WEEKEND STAR that the men are linked to the theft of a shotgun in a recent robbery at a house.

Deputy Superintendent of Police, Clive Blair, the officer in charge of crime for the St Catherine North police, said the criminals are being tracked by the police and they will be brought to book.

SOUL TRAIN AWARDS

VAYGIE U LOOK DIFFERENT DI SUIT NICE…GRAMPS MORGAN IF DAT ROCK U BOAT ROCK ON….BWAAY BARBIE A HATE FI CALL OUT PPL PAN LOOKS BUT WHEN U IS SMADDY WHEY A UR HEIGHT ETC……………….. ALL DI MAKEUP IN DI WORLD AND DI 3 PACK A HAIR DONT DUH NUTTIN MORE DAN SHOW U UP BOO…

ROY OUTSTANDING?

DI FACE NUH STAP BLING…………….NOT EVEN A GOOD CLOTHES RACK DEH A BACK………………………….DI TING INA DI WIG………..NO COMMENT…. ROY OUTSTANDING U SHAP LAWGE?

FRIDAY’S QUESTIONS

6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.

1) What is the purpose of Religion and is it necessary?

2) Do you really believe with your whole heart that there is a Creator?

3) What is spirituality?

4) Is sex out of marriage really wrong?

5) Is it ok if you are married to have the kind of sex that pleases your partner and still maintain a true relationship with God? For eg., threesomes, orgies

6) Is there really life after death now?

7) Do you believe in ghosts, spirits, duppy and why?

8) Has something happened to you that you can only call it a miracle because it wasn’t initiated by man?

9) What do you think about God’s Love?

 

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