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MEDIA TEK IT OUT- DI LIE PART

Published August 12, 2010 | By

August 12, 2010. MediaTakeOut.com has some INTERESTING news. Word coming out of an EXTREMELY RELIABLE insider in Jamaica tells us that track superstar Usain Bolt will be OUT for the rest of the year.

While the mainstream press is claiming that the injury is caused by some UNSPECIFIED ailment to his back, MediaTakeOut.com knows the PRECISE cause of the injury – back injury as a result of ACUTE FREAKINESS!!!

According to our insider, Usain – and his girlfriend beauty Queen Milan spent the entire week together – a few days before his BIG TRACK MEET in Stockholm last week. And at one point, the insider told MediaTakeOut.com, Usain’s back ‘popped’ while they were in a particularly FREAKY position.

Usain’s official condition is that he’s “resting” for the remainder of the year. And is expected to beat FULL STRENGTH next year.

DANG . . . next time MISSIONARY ONLY while in training . . . OK!!!

Members of teh press are REQUIRED to credit MediaTakeOut.com fr this EXCLUSIVE report

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