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WE HAVE HEARD IT ALL

The police have allegedly discovered several used dildos during the search of the house of a well-known thug in Tivoli Gardens, west Kingston.
Eyebrow-raising information reaching THE WEEKEND STAR is that five dildos of various sizes, shapes and colours along with lubricating oils were found at the man’s house last week while the security forces searched the premises as part of their operations there.
“Yow a dem ting yah a gwaan a TG and dem claim seh dem a bad man and dem nuh involve inna certain tings. Him one have five dildo,” one police source who saw the sex toys said before laughing uncontrollably.
The cop after regaining his composure told THE WEEKEND STAR they were; “Black, white, pink, long, not so long, straight, curved … Is like di man want whole heap a choices.” He then again went into a another long round of laughter.
shared by two men
Other police sources ensured THE WEEKEND STAR that the revelation is not an effort to discredit the thug. The sources went on to add that the two-bedroom premises where the toys were found, was shared by two men but the items were found in the bedroom of the respected thug.
Efforts to get a photograph of the dildos from the sources were unsuccessful as they claim that they have been urged by their superiors not to speak on the operations.
Other senior members of the Jamaica Constabulary Force were tight-lipped on the rather surprising find.
But although the discovery is somewhat shocking to members of the security forces, some residents are not surprised and the reports only raise more questions about the thug’s character.
They said this was not the first instance that his name was mentioned in relation to questionable acts.
“Bway a it a one a di hot topic dem dung yah. But mi not even a go lie, me and him nuh par but mi know him and ask anybody from west Kingston a nuh now fi him name a call up inna certain tings … Dis a jus a next fishy story to him name,” one male resident who is also a known thug from west Kingston said.
A female resident said, “Bway mi nuh too know di man dem weh dem seh a bad man eno but mi hear bout fi him name, especially cause a whole heap a story mi hear bout him. So wen mi hear bout di dildo dem mi jus shake mi head. Mi know nobody weh come from west naw go too surprised.”
The security forces had moved in on Tivoli Gardens and surrounding areas on Labour Day and remain there as they search for illegal weapons and criminals.

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METTALITE

Bruce Golding di people dem seh big meeting keep in America and dem a seh u did know seh Prezzie neva deh a Gyaadu.. Mr Hannarebble dem also seh u mek suh much people dead and Prezzie Lawyer dem claims dem dow know whey him deh yet dem a persue him legal options… Bruce it look like dem pikkup pan u mi lubbbbbbbb. Dem claims Dudus still deh a Juhmayker and how all anna sudden u mek up checkpoint a T.G and Merica did have ppl pandy grung a wait fi two weeks before u claim u a move heen pandy ppl dem Brucie Boy.. Den now pandy last leggin… dem waa know how Mr Al Miller know whey fi find dem and how him know suh much________________________________ Lord if u not too busy come by here. Allie Boy all u ina di drawings tuh? Mi hear seh Bam  a seh how di Caribbean come in like di nex border so it look like dem waa pachol wi yah now n bare tings..heyhayyyyyyyyyy..likkle but we tallawah a dat dem a seh… but a stifle dem waa stifle wi oooooooo.
p.s Ah wen Danhai him a kum?

GARY SHERLOCK WHEY U STILL A DO A FARRIN & other mi dow know wha fi seh

GARY SHERLOCK IS HOW UR TOUR SUH LONG?? ANGELLA JETSET PLEASE FIND UR RIGHT SHADE FACE POWDER…. DOW DO DAT AGEN STAR…. THE GIRL THAT IS LIFTING UP HER HAND DISPLAYING HER ARM PIT… MI KNOW A NUDDY KAMARAH… A NUDDY LIGHTING…  U KNOW UNDER U ARM BLACK U MUSSY JUS TINK U INA U BAWCHOOM.. IT NUH FIT FI PUBLIC VIEWING MI GYAL…. OH HI.. THERE …LADY  IN THE SEECHOO TIGHTS…  Y U DUH DAT?

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