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ONE CUP A BISSIE, HALF CUP CERESSE, 2 CUP A LEAF A LIFE
PublishedApril 2, 2010 | By
SUMBADDIE PYZU DI SHERLOCK DEM POT… naaaahman..SHIZZLE WALK UP INA SMADDY KITCHEN N SHARE A PLATE FI HIMSELF N GI GARY MOST A DI DUMPLIN DEM OUTA DI TEEFINS… ppl unno see wha happen when ppl teef food? MI A BEG UNNO ZOOM HEEN PAN GARY HAN DEH FIMMY…. BAD BELLY GI BLUE HAN,…AND INA SHIZZLE CASE BLUE LIP….tek heen di pic wid him n di girl…NO NOT LISA FATTA….lisa kartel hood protien well low I see… now dat u stop suck… u baddie a flurish…malnutirition naily kill u hee….u is blessed…yes ma’am.. YES SHIZZLE MOUT… DI MOUT SO BLUE IT ALL LOOK LIKE PART A HIM BEARD SO UNNO MEK SURE UNNO LOOK GOOD… AND ALL DI SHINE DI NOSE A SHINE LIKE A MILLION PEPPER LIGHT OVA IT …… A STILL REALLY CYAA SEE DI MOUT GOOD.. GRANPAPPY FOWL WE WILL LEAVE U AND UR MARINA FOR ANOTHER TIME… WE CAN SEE THAT UR BLOOD PRESSURE PILL WAS IN FULL EFFECT THAT NIGHT…head di dizzy n bare tings granpa?… SHIZZLE I KNOW THAT BOXERS IS NOT URNS…RETURN IT… U WET LINER!
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