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BLONDIE N BLONDEL

IS WHA A GWAAN WID PEOPLE N DIS BLOND WIG TING? btw hi KANDY N NIKKI

DI SWAGGERIFIC ENGLISHES

COW COD SOUP

NOW OUTAROAD ANNOUNCE SAY CHI CHI AND SABRINA A MARRIED AND DEM FIND OUT VIA FB (is when since outaroad a use info via fb, meed tink dem bigga dan dat..anyhow see Outaroad article below)

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Dancer turned deejay Chi Ching Ching and is wife to be Sabrina Downes were very much the spotlight on Face Book yesterday after announcing their engagement via their FaceBook profiles.

Sabrina who’s a native of Jamaica but now lives in the UK has been involved with the pop deejay for several years now and has been the back-bone of Chi Ching Ching’s fast rising career for which she also plays the role of being his manager.

It’s not confirmed as yet if the wedding will take place in Jamaica or the UK but OutAroad.com will keep you posted.

Apart from that Chi Ching Ching has been rocking the street dances and local TV stations with the Skip To Ma Lue anthem Skippin Feelin which is done in collaboration with Media House Production recording artiste Tiana.

NOW… As per A BIG TAPPA TAP JMG VETRAN METTER WORD PAN DI FRONTLINES SAY SABRINA SAY SHE NAW HEAR FROM CHI CHI N SHE A BREED!!!!>>>(ketch ina spirit)

LENA…. NOW DI LIKKLE PLACE WID DI BUCKET INA DI BAWCHOOM MI WAA KNOW IS WHY U DID WAA CHARGE UP CHARGE UP DI HAIRDRESSER DEM SO PANDY LIGHT BILL… LENA WHO A WORK A DI SHOP NOW SINCE DEM LEF? MI TINK WHEN PEOPLE PAY A FEE DI FEE SUPPOSED TO COVER ALL EXPENSES BUT LENA DEM SAY EVERY MINUTE U DID WAA MORE FROM DI PEOPLE DEM……………………NOW IT HAS ALSO REACHED THE JMG CABINET THAT FOWL HAS THREATENED U BECAUSE OF THE YOUNG MEN HE HAS HEARD GOING IN AND OUT OF UR MATRIX( people matrix a mi new word now when a cyaa find a word is MATRIX)… yes LENA SO MAYBE U NAW GO COME BACK FROM DI UK CAUSE U KNOW SAY FOWL A COME DIS VERY MUNT YERE AS WE ALL KNOW…
IN FURTHERANCE OF THE SOUP…. LORNA… FORMER COMMON LAW WIFE OF BUJU BANTON HAS BEEN CUTTING BACK ON HOUSEHOLD COST… DUE TO HIS INCARCERATION…LORNA WHEY HIM DID DO UP OH SO BADLY BEFORE DEM LEFF.. EXCESS AMOUNT A BAWLING N STRESS … LORNA NUH MIND… ALDOW MI A BACK BUJU WID HIM TING MI KNOW HIM DID HAFFI GO TURN BACK TO U FI HELP HIM.. AND HIM DO U WHOLE HEEP A WRONGS+++…SOME I CANT SAY ON JMG

*Article contributer Belly Bang*

MS CANADA ‘S RUDE AWAKENING

MS CANADA  U DEH WID CRAIG FROM DASECA NOW AFTER DI BIG SCANDAL YR BEFORE LAST U DID TINK SAY HIM A GO BE FAITHFUL TO ANYONE? MI HEAR SAY U DEH PAN FB A SAY HOW HIM FAITHFUL AND DI PEOPLE DEH DASH IT PAN U AND NO WARNING DI PEOPLE DEM DASH OUT HOW ALL HIM BEDROOM LOOK …DI WHOLE 50/60 YARDS..HOW U FEEL NOW MUMMIE?

mmmmmMAAAAAAE.. CLAUDIA N KILLA

MS IYAN N STARCH WHEY CANNOT COOK WHEY ALWAYS A CHECK DI CALENDAR  WHEN ORALORD LEF OUT …………………………………….WAAA WEE U DEH A WORD WID DI BOSS DI BOSS DI GOAT…I KNOW THOSE FRILL FRAM GADDA UP DRESS A WEAR BUT U CAN SEE TINGS N PASS DEM  SUMTIMES..HENNY HOW U DOW LOOK 3 BAD DOW

Belly Bang presentS ROW ROW YUH BOAT>

VEGAS

DI RUMOR MILL A OVA BUZZ WID  U NAME PAPPIE WHAT A WAY U CUSS OUT DEBBIE COLE BECAUSE SHE WRITE UP ARTICLE BOUT ”MY G”…(goofy baby madda)… NOW VEGAS ALL RICHIE B U CUSS OUT PAN U TWITTER… AND DELETE IT! ALL BECAUSE U CONCEITED ^^&**$ TINK SAY U NEVA GET NOMINATED FI ANY AWARD.. AND HEF U DID LOOK GOOD U WUDDA SEE SAY A MORE DAN ONE TING U GET NOMINATED FAH………..WELL HERE ON JMG U WIN DI TIKLE FI ENTERTAINER WID A BAD HAWT N A HAWTY SEX APETITE SO MUCH SO DAT DEM A SAY U BI BECAUSE U PAST MANAGER IS GAY…. DENNNNNNNN ME NOW GO RUN A FEW LIKKLE CHECKS BOUT BOUT DI PLACE ONLY FI FIND OUT SAY ORAL EMPEROR CALL U GAYGAS? CAN THINGS GET ANY WORSE?… MI HEAR SAY U IS A OOMAN BEATER  BUT UNDER DI QUIET WHEN MAN MOVE TO U… U TEK WHEY USELF(as the t-shirt shows)… SO WHO N U A SHOP A NEW YORK NOW VEGAS ?… u know wadi mean
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