Monthly Archives: December 2009

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MISSA PARAKEET #4

PEOPLE MEET RELLE… DEM SAY HIM IS A PRODUCER A NY… AND ANY TWIS UP SUSS UNNO SEE A RUN BOUT MORE TIME A HIM LETTY GO. DEM SAY AS U DROP U DRAWS BEFORE IT HIT DI FLO… HIM TONGUE REPLACE IT… DEM SAY HIM NUH NEED NO HINT NO TURN ON… HIM JUS YAM DI PUSSIE… RELLE U TONGUE NEED A GYAAD CAUSE MI NUH TINK U ALONE CAN RULE IT… AND DI PPL DEM SAYYYYYYYYYYYY U AND A CERTAIN ARTIST IS BIG FREN AN  A SO U CHAT HIM A SO HIM CHAT U..YES SIR A CHAT FI CHAT AND A DRAWS DROP FI SWIPE… YES U RELLY TONGUEAZZ

JAHCURE & DI BABY IN QUESTION#3

 GORDENE DI PEOPLE DEM SAY U BABY FAT N PLUM N VERY PRETTY BUT U DONT EVEN WANT A PIC A HAR GET OUT JUS CAUSE U FRAID A CURE.. DEM SAY CURE HAVE SOME BAD MAN FREN WHEY MEK GORDENE FRAID FI TALK OR FRAID FI CARRY HIM GO CHILD SUPPORT.. YAMMA BWAAY CURE GO MINE U PICKNEY… PEOPLE YEYWATER GWINE KILL U.. U SEE HOW U CLAIMS U GO PRISON FI NUTTIN… U SEE HOW EVERYBODY NUH FRAID A U DOW… GO DO DI DNA N MINE U PICKNEY.. U PATCHY PATCHY HEAD YAM PUSSY FAKE RAS U. DI POOR GIRL ACTUALLY FRAID FI TALK N U A WALK ROUN LIKE U A SUPERSTAR.. STAR MI $%^&** %^&*

FIRE TONGUEEEEEEEEEEE/ MR NIBBLES #5

A PUT A PIC BEFORE HIM LOCKS GET WHEY CAUSE FROM THIS PIC U CAN SEE HIM WAS IS AND STILL IS A FREAKKKKKK.. CAPLETON  DEM SAY U LIKE TO EAT IT BAY BEEEEEE ALL WHEN DI WHOLE A U TEET DEM DID ROTTEN OUT WAY BACK INA DI DAYS_________________…di teet  dem tek out now still…BUT U FILE/ DOCKET STILL DEH A ROAD MR NIBBLES, NUH AMOUNT A DASH A FYAH OR KETCH A FIYAH CAN STOP YOUR TONGUE FROM BASE DUNG INA DI LIKKLE YOUNG GYAL DEM… *singing* I am going home pandy man dem traneeeee.. simmy say simy… unno know di resssss

MISSA PARAKEET #4

PEOPLE MEET RELLE… DEM SAY HIM IS A PRODUCER A NY… AND ANY TWIS UP SUSS UNNO SEE A RUN BOUT MORE TIME A HIM LETTY GO. DEM SAY AS U DROP U DRAWS BEFORE IT HIT DI FLO… HIM TONGUE REPLACE IT… DEM SAY HIM NUH NEED NO HINT NO TURN ON… HIM JUS YAM DI PUSSIE… RELLE U TONGUE NEED A GYAAD CAUSE MI NUH TINK U ALONE CAN RULE IT… AND DI PPL DEM SAYYYYYYYYYYYY U AND A CERTAIN ARTIST IS BIG FREN AN  A SO U CHAT HIM A SO HIM CHAT U..YES SIR A CHAT FI CHAT AND A DRAWS DROP FI SWIPE… YES U RELLY TONGUEAZZ

SPICE TEK IT TO DEMMMMMMMM

FIRE TONGUEEEEEEEEEEE/ MR NIBBLES #5

A PUT A PIC BEFORE HIM LOCKS GET WHEY CAUSE FROM THIS PIC U CAN SEE HIM WAS IS AND STILL IS A FREAKKKKKK.. CAPLETON  DEM SAY U LIKE TO EAT IT BAY BEEEEEE ALL WHEN DI WHOLE A U TEET DEM DID ROTTEN OUT WAY BACK INA DI DAYS_________________…di teet  dem tek out now still…BUT U FILE/ DOCKET STILL DEH A ROAD MR NIBBLES, NUH AMOUNT A DASH A FYAH OR KETCH A FIYAH CAN STOP YOUR TONGUE FROM BASE DUNG INA DI LIKKLE YOUNG GYAL DEM… *singing* I am going home pandy man dem traneeeee.. simmy say simy… unno know di resssss

SHANTAL DID WELL SURE… DI REAL FIRST LADYYYYYYYY

SHANTAL PEOPLE A KNOCK U SAY U WAS DIS N DAT AND A U WAS DI REAL REAL FIRST LADY ROUN BUSY PARTS…. (all gary one more night /shane u have pic wid… gwaan yah mi gyal) WICKED SHANE WHEY DID A IGNORE CALLS  N SHARON WHEY A PLAY BOATIE… YES MAN IT LOOK LIKE EVERYBODY KNOW WHA DID A GWAAN… EXCEPT MS INVISABLE/ MS ACKEE POD.. SHANTAL U WAS DI REAL REAL STAR AND A SO MI KNOW SAY BUSY DID REALLY A TRY BREED U FI TRUE CAUSE U WAS HIM OOMAN… pan a second note..UNO KNOW BUSY A BRUSH HIM 40 ADD… KAW NOT EVEN KILLA OR BEENIE LOOK AS OWL AS HIM… CAN SMADDY SEN IN BUSY BERT PAYPAH PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
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