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Cold Ground Was My Bed Last Night…A wah dat 5Star?

Published March 8, 2011 | By

Met, the proper story pon foota 5star! him baby modda Nardia, Ishawna sista deh a new york wid him son, lef the dutty boy a Jamaica inna dem house. Deh boy don’t have a chimmey fi piss inna! every ting in deh belong to she and har modda! him all a bring in di woman weh drive the range rover inna di house, deh a dance up and down with har and the people dem inna the complex see and carry back the news. Well har modda send har go a Jamaica fi pack up every ting! bed, fridge, stove, all plate and fork and lef the dutty boy pon de ground fi sleep! not even a glass a cold wata, ah so fi duh dem! After she dun pack she go a every dance and fly out! brap! brap! bet the fool fool ms bimmer soon run een come gi him a bed.

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