Follow along please, because when mi put up di tings dem fi unno add up…no proper adding nah gwaan..It look like di sums dem too easy..

Big up to the dj whey deh behind bars and all now no court case cyah gwaan ..wishing him a hearty big up because di people dem seh………………… di wifey a run it red….true wifey have all access to di vehicle dem yah now she feel lakkah she a di real boss and she go do up har body and tek it pan di road……..while him deh a prison a pay lawyer ina overload..Big him up ooo because him haffi a swallow pill whey doctor neva prescribe and big she rite up bakka him because as di man gone a prison she get nuff dramatize sense suh she nah play no winnie mandella……she seh body duh…ah doe know if a bres or what but sum doing gwaan……. a sorry a cudden sumwey else pan har duh because unno know above di neck waa duh bad! But big har up same way because she tek di ting to di road and she nah tek nuh check!

Last week di people dem seh when Amita a cuss maybe a di next girl whey did a breed same time as she did run in pan she………..mmhmm Dem seh dat man does not like condom pan no occasion suh di one dat did a breed wid Amita is not one or two time she ketch belly….sadly di belly dem nuh come to..Suh now di people dem a summize seh..maybe a she run in pan Amita wid di dosing because Amita and she was fren….WHA KIND A FREN??? Paring P fren and Amita dash it pan di breeda but dem seh a nuh nuttin because Amita used to drink nuff dem time deh and drunk more dan di drinking…………………………..suh di belly came quick…and she exit….Street people seh now dat baby come no more drinking nah gwaan but……..di show dung mussy a gwaan kaws har parring p haffi deal wid she breeding fi har breedah man…………Thank you

Hi nice girl…whey come pan di people dem television whey have di baby last year…….. when u a boil cornmeal porridge u haffi mix di meal ina likkle cold water and den yuh stir it into boiling water………hef u doe mix di meal before it put ina di boiling water…you shall have a pot of lumpy porridge…………as per what di people dem saying now……….but if yuh stove allergic a nuh nothing…maybe yuh can cook in the bed room? Like how a long time yuh a duh road and suh

Title: Philly/shakeria

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Pic of the gift Shakeria buy Chrisse is included..
Mekk shakeria love walk and fren all a har mate dem.?if you ever sleep wid any man she sleep wid , she carry cocki feelings fi you and then when she see say she cah beat you she run in and join you. She did well and hate Chrissie chu. She sleep wid Bengo. Now she fren up di gal and run gone buy har gift. Dwpl.
shakeria the way how you hate chrissie mi never know u would’ve talk to the girl you tell everybody sey Chrissie look like a little boy n you nuh know why tyesh tek picture with har, shakeria you fi tell Chrissie sey you been see the picture before it come out.friend like you Chrissie nuh need enemies mi know how Barbie call you bestie cause you chat Barbie n Susan .
Shakeria u no see seh Bobby nah leave him nice young girlfriend who is his age group for you?You mean to tell me seh man Dunn pon you that you run gone to (Edited) the ppl dem juvenile.. The way how you brite you all a post up di buoy pic and know seh is Di mafia ladies family like you wah dem tell har leave Bobby fi him run come to you. As you can see it no work, now you run gone tattoo him name pon you like a u bonifide man. Hear is tip.. All a dah money deh weh you a waste pon Bobby go and buy urself a new hole cause the one weh you have been fail you. Stop by urself gift and seh a Bobby buying cause we all know seh bobby no have dry shit Ina him panty. bobby girl a college educated girl. The only brains you have is di act weh you perform best in bed.. Fly away flea..

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SUH HOW DI BED INA CLOTHES PROBLEM ? AH MUSSY BECAUSE IS A BAG A TIGHTS A BUY UP?

The church will bow as usual
Thursday, January 10, 2013

Dear Editor,
Isn’t it interesting how history can appear to repeat itself when looked at in general terms? Take the current hot air about the church’s acceptance of homosexuality. Those members of the church who think that the church will never bow to the homosexual lifestyle don’t know their church very well.

From the start, the church has always been bowing by accepting practices that it would never dream of. The church recently celebrated Christmas. How many church members know that Christmas is based on a pagan ritual that it at first rejected? In the Old Testament, disobedient children were ordered killed. I wonder which brave pastor would preach that today?
Even if we look at more recent times, we see the church bowing. The Mormon church did not allow black people to have leadership roles until fairly recently. Many other churches only started allowing women leaders in recent times.
Even in Jamaica, we see the church bowing. A friend of mine who used to work in the education ministry told me that there was a time our church-controlled schools would never have allowed teachers who had children out of wedlock into the classroom. Indeed, there was a time when the church scorned fornicators.
Now, in every instance, the church has bowed as a result of the sheer force of the new realities. Imagine, for instance, our Jamaican churches turning away all fornicators today. Most of them would be empty.
Churches in societies like ours can afford to maintain their scorn towards homosexuals, thanks to our society’s rejection of their lifestyle. However, with all the changes that are taking place around us, the permanency of this scorn is in doubt.
The church may have done a terrible job at proving the existence of God, but it is very good at “re-interpreting” scripture to accept new realities. If and when the majority decides to accept the homosexual lifestyle as normal, the church will bow, as it has always done.
Michael A Dingwall
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Utter rubbish about God, church
Monday, February 25, 2013

Dear Editor,
I am somewhat amazed at the continuous rants by Mr Michael Dingwall and Mr Hilaire Sobers against anything that bears any semblance of God or the church.
The assertions by Mr Dingwall in his recent letter decrying the strength of the church’s resistance to pressure over the debate surrounding the acceptance of homosexuality, is quite absurd and pointless. He should bear in mind that whilst the church over the years has not been without faults, or in this case, sin, in many areas, it has been the single most powerful institution standing in the way of dictators and totalitarians. It has been the voice of morality and good family values which contribute to a healthy society. No state or agency anywhere in the world, with the exceptions of some Islamic countries, can deny this claim. The church has been vital in ensuring most of the freedoms we enjoy today, such as our privilege to be able to openly criticise them.
So to juxtapose the church as being weak and bowing to pressure in an instance is flawed thinking.
Both gentlemen over time have eloquently put forth arguments denouncing Christianity and its values, yet they fail to promulgate their own philosophy of what would be considered good moral principles and/or healthy lifestyles. Both gentlemen seem to be confused or downright idiotic in their own belief system, due to the fact that they spend a lot of time trying to denounce the existence of God, whether by reference to scientific research, which to date cannot be substantiated, or by way of so-called intellectual reasoning.
One of the problems with humanity is that it is very quick to dispel whatever it is ignorant of. Not knowing the facts does not mean they are not true. We cannot see the breath that we breathe, but yet it is the very life that we live. We cannot see our thoughts but we know they exist.
The greatest of inventions were merely beliefs at one stage. Alberto Santos-Dumont believed before actualising the aeroplane. Karl Benz conceptualised the motor car before inventing it. If either gentleman would have had a conversation with you about the possibilities of such inventions beforehand, you would have probably disregarded their ambitions and labelled them as delusional.
Now, I am not sure of how your thought processes work, but if I knew something not to be real, it would be futile of me to continue to try and prove that it isn’t. Einstein would probably attribute insanity to my very existence.
I challenge both Mr Dingwall and Mr Sobers to honestly say who is the fool in this picture: The one who says something is real and tries to prove it, or the one who knows that something is not real and tries to prove it.
After all “the fool does say in his heart there is no God” — Psalm 14:1.
Melvin Pennant (MAP)
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Woman, 23, found ‘having sex with a pit bull terrier’
Last Updated: 24th February 2013

POLICE in Las Vegas allegedly found a 23-year-old woman having sex with a PIT BULL.
Kara Vandereyk was found naked in the front yard outside her house by cops responding to a tip-off.
A report in the US claims she continued fondling the pooch after officers arrived on the scene and approached her.
Police said the woman appeared to be on drugs and could not remember her own name. She informed them she was bipolar.
Vandereyk was booked on a charge of open or gross lewdness.
The dog was handed over to animal control officers.
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