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UNNO MEMBA DIS?

VISA SERVANT CARD

COST OF NURSE LINGERIE – $9.99
COST OF BLACK STOCKINGS-$1.99
COST OF SHOES- .89c (cost price per night of borrow usage)
COST OF CLEANING OUT THE SCENT REALEASED AFTER THAT BEND OVER- $ priceless

UNNO MEMBA DIS?

VISA SERVANT CARD

COST OF NURSE LINGERIE – $9.99
COST OF BLACK STOCKINGS-$1.99
COST OF SHOES- .89c (cost price per night of borrow usage)
COST OF CLEANING OUT THE SCENT REALEASED AFTER THAT BEND OVER- $ priceless

EMPRESS BEGGEISHA

DYEMA , MUMZEL WALK WID HAR HAND SET OUT A BEG BUT DEM SAY IS LIKE UR BRAIN ITSELF SET PAN A BEGGIN PROGRAM, DAT ALL WHEN MILK NOT EVEN INA COFFEE U BEG IT DYEMA and all di beg u a beg no looks cannot come. DI PEOPLE DEM SAY U IS MORE OF A CLOWN DAN A DANCER BUT A PITY DEM NUH KNOW SAY A BECAUSE A PEOPLE BORROW CLOTHES U INA WHY U CAW DIP TOO LOW OR SPIN TUH MUCH INA DEM. MI NEVA KNOW SAY PEOPLE CUDDA BORROW PEOPLE SHOES WHEY DEM FOOT BIGGA DAN DEM OWN TILL MI ENCOUNTA U MS BEGGOTA BEGGAS, U A BEG , U A DANCE N STILL NUH LIVE NO WHEY.. NOT EVEN A ROOM U CAN RENT YET AND LOOK HOW LONG U COME UP FROM MOBAY…. Dyema it look look like di man dem whey u a hide n f– mek u sign a contract nuffy talk cause…dem naw call ur name n u naw call fi dem name.. IS WHA A GWAAN DYEMA?

GET UNNO GOGGLES N COME… DANGER AHEAD, HAZARDOUS CONDITIONS A DEFINATE

GET UNNO GOGGLES N COME… DANGER AHEAD, HAZARDOUS CONDITIONS A DEFINATE

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