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CAN SOMEONE SAY MY HOOM? if u dont have a womb say LAWD MI BELLAYY

YES MI NAME MS TAX N TEAR CALL MI BEGGARELLA IF U MUST

MUMSEL IT LOOK LIKE WHEN U BAWN U HAND DID FOWL UP N SINCE DEM UNFOWL IT U TEK BEGGIN MEK A CAREER. please a beg u sumting, please a beg u sumting.. YES MUMZEL U BEGGIN CAREER FIND ITSELF PAN DI STREETS OF DOWNTOWN KINGSTON…Jamaica of course.. NOW MI WUDDA LIKE KNOW WHAT IS DI DAILY PROCEDURE? WHICH DAY U PRETEND FI BE WHAT N WHA A DI LIMIT FI DI DAY? ZEL DI PEOPLE DEM SAY U BEG ANYTING FROM ANY MISS OR MR BADDIE UR BEGGIN NUH PARSHAL… OLE PEOPLE SAY WHEN OOMAN LOVE BEG DEM FRONT END PAY DI PRICE…draw fi u alum yaw mummayyyyyy… CAUSE DI BAR WHEY U OPEN FROM U BEGGINS HAFI WELL STOCKKKKKKKKKKK… U BEGGIN TUN U INA ALL HENCHAPPINEER…u nuh ramp a bloodclot.. MUMZEL U GO A PARADE GO BEG N WHEN U DONE U SPIN GO INA ARCADE GO BUY U OUTFIT FI  GO DANCE… a so mi know beggin profitable… WHEN U BEG U GO DANCE N U GET A DANCE MAN OR A BIG MAN FIDDY NIGHT…………. MUNTLY ALLOWANCE MUMZEL ………….. U HAVE IT LOCKED,SEAL, ZIPPED AND COATED … SWIZZLE BADDIE CREW A NUH FI U MUMM U NEED U OWN CREW WID IT OWN NAME…. BEGGARINAZ OF BELHARE… YES DAT FITTIN..MI HEAR SAY U PERSONALITY NICE DOW… BUT ALL BEGGAZ HAFFI FRIENDLY SO A LOCK U LOCK U TING DESSO… U BEAT DI CHARGE WID SHERINE WHEY DAY PAN SELF DEFENCE.. SO BACK TO DI BEGGIN STAGE FI U AGEN FULL TIME….mumzel di people dem say u feel bad bout whey happen n ting butttttttttt… DEM A WONDER Y U HAVE BAR.. N U BIG MAN DEM N STILL A BEG… IS A SICKNISS MY GIRL??..Jamaica if u see this girl on the streets of Kingston begging dont give her a dime, she begs because she think its vogue..AND IT NUH VOGUE A WATSITNAT KLAWWT..

YES MI NAME MS TAX N TEAR CALL MI BEGGARELLA IF U MUST

MUMSEL IT LOOK LIKE WHEN U BAWN U HAND DID FOWL UP N SINCE DEM UNFOWL IT U TEK BEGGIN MEK A CAREER. please a beg u sumting, please a beg u sumting.. YES MUMZEL U BEGGIN CAREER FIND ITSELF PAN DI STREETS OF DOWNTOWN KINGSTON…Jamaica of course.. NOW MI WUDDA LIKE KNOW WHAT IS DI DAILY PROCEDURE? WHICH DAY U PRETEND FI BE WHAT N WHA A DI LIMIT FI DI DAY? ZEL DI PEOPLE DEM SAY U BEG ANYTING FROM ANY MISS OR MR BADDIE UR BEGGIN NUH PARSHAL… OLE PEOPLE SAY WHEN OOMAN LOVE BEG DEM FRONT END PAY DI PRICE…draw fi u alum yaw mummayyyyyy… CAUSE DI BAR WHEY U OPEN FROM U BEGGINS HAFI WELL STOCKKKKKKKKKKK… U BEGGIN TUN U INA ALL HENCHAPPINEER…u nuh ramp a bloodclot.. MUMZEL U GO A PARADE GO BEG N WHEN U DONE U SPIN GO INA ARCADE GO BUY U OUTFIT FI  GO DANCE… a so mi know beggin profitable… WHEN U BEG U GO DANCE N U GET A DANCE MAN OR A BIG MAN FIDDY NIGHT…………. MUNTLY ALLOWANCE MUMZEL ………….. U HAVE IT LOCKED,SEAL, ZIPPED AND COATED … SWIZZLE BADDIE CREW A NUH FI U MUMM U NEED U OWN CREW WID IT OWN NAME…. BEGGARINAZ OF BELHARE… YES DAT FITTIN..MI HEAR SAY U PERSONALITY NICE DOW… BUT ALL BEGGAZ HAFFI FRIENDLY SO A LOCK U LOCK U TING DESSO… U BEAT DI CHARGE WID SHERINE WHEY DAY PAN SELF DEFENCE.. SO BACK TO DI BEGGIN STAGE FI U AGEN FULL TIME….mumzel di people dem say u feel bad bout whey happen n ting butttttttttt… DEM A WONDER Y U HAVE BAR.. N U BIG MAN DEM N STILL A BEG… IS A SICKNISS MY GIRL??..Jamaica if u see this girl on the streets of Kingston begging dont give her a dime, she begs because she think its vogue..AND IT NUH VOGUE A WATSITNAT KLAWWT..

POLL

ANNABELLE 30 (11%)
SHANIQUE 13 (4%)
SHANOYIA 20 (7%)
BOBBEISHA 70 (26%)
CHINEYK 57 (21%)
RUSHELIA 2 (0%)
SHAUNA 10 (3%)

REBECCA 44 (16%)
TUNYAH 23 (8%)
Votes so far: 269

Poll closed

UNNO SEE SAY BOBI STEAL DI NAKEDESS MATE A DI YR TITLE… NOW MI WAA ASK WHEY UNNO TINK DI NEX POLL SHOULD BE  ABOUT… i will be back in a little but here is a present for u guys while unno tink it out
 

DI ENGLISH DEM

MI NUH MEMBA IF THIS DID POST BUT MI INA RUSH TODAY…I HAVE AN APPOINTMENTTTTTTTTTTT

POLL

ANNABELLE 30 (11%)
SHANIQUE 13 (4%)
SHANOYIA 20 (7%)
BOBBEISHA 70 (26%)
CHINEYK 57 (21%)
RUSHELIA 2 (0%)
SHAUNA 10 (3%)

REBECCA 44 (16%)
TUNYAH 23 (8%)
Votes so far: 269

Poll closed

UNNO SEE SAY BOBI STEAL DI NAKEDESS MATE A DI YR TITLE… NOW MI WAA ASK WHEY UNNO TINK DI NEX POLL SHOULD BE  ABOUT… i will be back in a little but here is a present for u guys while unno tink it out
 

DI ENGLISH DEM

MI NUH MEMBA IF THIS DID POST BUT MI INA RUSH TODAY…I HAVE AN APPOINTMENTTTTTTTTTTT

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