Good Day Met,

Last Friday me dress off fi go a 5 Star dem dance pon the boat and Met! what a summin! dem carry the boat side gone clear clear uptown!!! trus me dem guh hard!!!. Mask and tings wheh the ooman dem cudda choose fi match u outfit! lounge, tent, spot light and a rahtid PINK star pon dat deh building weh u coulda see from clear down town. No Met! trus me! it was the perfect setting fi watch the matey / wife passa passa luuu laah leh weh fallah five star.

Who stand off one side an a hide an wink! lawd!. Every one a di bwoy dem have at least 3 ooman dem inna di dance!
GQ, mi like how u a behave u self doh…Andy a u seh Petrone money an she seh you! Marky a wha did happen wid u and Wendy? David you a try hard wid Sim Simma. Foota, Keisha nuh stop seh a you! me ketch di hide and watch whe she did deh pon! But who you seh? Street hot bout u new uptown browning and the dedicated guinep stain decorator still inna u life, ‘ the love was in her work Friday nite!!!!!! lawd!!!!!

It has been alleged that a sum of 15 million has been placed on the release of the popular and recently incarcerated entertainer a Mr World Boss Teecha Bleacher Creecha. It has been alleged that the world boss knowing this quota has been contacting friends and people he had disassociated himself with before being incarcerated . He has allegedly given all of them the same lines ” I know who my friends are now” which is proceeded by a lamentation about his circumstances, sources close to the boss have alleged.

A little over a week ago, the boss sent a young woman who was previously a part of gaza and her picture went viral online when the dj’s sex organ was compromised in the young lady’s mouth. It is alleged that the desperate dj contacted the young woman and told her that he knows who loves him and who is for him now , and told her of his woes . The young lady allegedly contacted Sharon Burke , pleading the dj’d cause and requested money on behalf of the dj. Sources close to both parties allege that Ms. Burke in no uncertain terms asked the young woman to remove herself from her presence.

BRIGGY BENZ “MY LIFE”
XYCLONE “BACK IT UP”
JAY 5 “BACK AGAINST THE WALL”
SPRAGGA “BENZ OVER ALL”
TAJJI “A WE”
KEMMIKAL “FRESH TO DEATH”

HEH HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY OOO CANDACE WHERE WAS HUZZY IN DI PICHO? LAST YEAR DI PEOPLE DEM SEH HIM GET WHOLE A 3GRAN FI HIM APPEARANCE AND ALL DESE TINGS WHAPPEN HIM NEVA COLLECT DIS YEAR? OHHHHHHHH A FIGET SEH DI TINGS DEM WHEY HIM FREN DEM TEK DI MAN DEM MEK OFFA HIM WHEY DAY AND DEM SEH HIM RUN LIKE 50 BATTEYMAN… NEVA TO BE SEEN IN PUBLIC SINCE….SUH WHAPPEN PMONEY CYAA SHIELD HIM? HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PEOPLE A RUE FI DEM TINGS UNNO A LIKKLE TOO BRITE….DEM NUH LIGHTENING SPEED CUDDEN KETCH JOHN JOHN…DOE MI DID SEH IT? WHEN QQ TALK BOUT PEOPLE WARN DEM BOUT CLUB WHAPEN UNNO DID TINK A JOKE TING? UNNO IS WHAT PEOPLE CALL PETTY PATTA CYAT…TEK PEOPLE TINGS N CANNOT DEFEND IT! DI PEOPLE DEM SEH ALL SHOES UNNO TEK …USE SHOES…MI NEVA KNOW SEH ONE CREW A MAN CUDDA TEK PEOPLE WEAR AN LEF…CANDACE DOE WATCH NUTTIN YUH IS A LONELY BRIDE BUT YUH NUH HAFFI A DUH NUH FORM A RUNNING DOE?