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THIS GRANDMA TEK SET OVA DIS TEXT. FOR A MAN WHO I USED 2 TALK 2 MORE THAN 10YRS AGO & I GUESS IS HER MAN NOW MI KNO SEH MI TUFF BUT MAMA ANY MAN FUK SHE DEM STOMACH STRONG B. BOUT LIVE COMFORTABLE U LIVE SAD,,,MY PLACE NOT EVEN DONE FIX UP YET & SHE LIVE WHERE SHE SINCE SHE WAS A YOUNG KINTANA #EXTINCTANIMAL
DEM SEH :MET!!!!!! tory gal!!!! di talk pan di road is dem obeah vini,cause lavenda a promote from before di year start and it FLOP!!!! dem sey a alllllll di wicked weh shawn do mek it nuh gwan cause look how di ppl dem come when vini keep er party.
AND ME SEH: DEN SHAWN SHARP REALLY RE-WEAR DI TIGER SHIRT?
Listen mi good..mi nah ansa no question not one bam bam..
Di people dem seh di ship deh pan a piece a rocking it nuh stop yasso..tidal wave a lick di boat side and bay tings..Dem seh mi fi tell di secret slapper seh when yuh a slap in secret one a di code is fi stay outa di slapee veetle…Dem seh song sing and all dese tings and dem si di slapper ina di big man from di big cell phone company veetle driving in the festive month.. Pappa John as I would like to call him neva know seh iron cox was also a slappee and dem seh when Pappa John find out him call dung one piece a crowd pan di slapper a one a di big event demmmmmmm.. DI PEOPLE DEM SED…DI MAN SEDDDDDD ” so and so yuh his a praddychoot” but not wid di p dem seh him seh di W rerd..Are you following? One piece a shame and scandal because di man neva know seh iron cox slap whey di slapper..PIE PIE! Di asphalt raise up offa di street and seh two more name call up ina di festive month di same nannyville resident and di next one..slap slap wid di slappings..When dere was di sportsman dere was Dean and Mr. Love you girl hope you feel da same I don’t want to play gayyames…mi nah call nuh name mi seh…dem seh di whole a upt a seh is a career slappa but har game cyaa right because she nuff cyaa done because she love plant harself ina di man dem surroundings so people si and talk up di tings..Di contestant dem seh she come in wid one man and lef out wid di athlete like is a exchange she go pan …hennyhoot , Goat get juk ofa di same knife whey baby madda get juk offa…people a talk seh box dash and chow up against wall gwaan and bay tings..what a way di tings dem gwaan soon ..all di try secret slappa a try bring di man ina di upt life dem seh it nah match up wid him at all di people dem si dem a upt function and him look like him waa run and doe know whey fi turn cause him doe fit heen..Mi hear seh a whole heep a talking a gwaan a try stop people from talk but a waa tell unno seh unno cyaa stop people from talk…you are a PUBLIC FIGURE in a sticky situation so we nah stop talk di tings ..Wha mi wudda like fi tell yuh seh..and di likkle heedyat man…di false report whey unno mek di other day shudda mek him run ten miles from yuh because if you can mek up such a lie and put a pickney chru doctors examination..yuh more dan anansi yuh full a foot nuh @#$%^..yuh liard yuh..Mi waa know if unno nuh know seh uno can get lock up fi false report..but mi a tell yuh dis…be glad seh a certain people yuh haffi deal wid because if a fi mi pickney yuh come tell dem dreadful lie deh pan yuh wuda deh a heaven and me wudda deh a hell dis day……………an mi nah call it out mi know yuh live pan yah and yuh know whey mi a talk so mi jus waa yuh know seh mi nuh condone violence but yuh need something physical fi whey yuh duh..Anybaddie did ask yuh fi tidy people pickney ..ms walk about slap about anybaddie appoint yuh bader …how yuh sleep fi know yuh mek a false report? Mi all waa know how di man feel because a di fus man mi si grow wid mother and father and him have more buff dan all 50 gyal…because all now yuh cyaa tek a stand because nuh limit nuh set but yuh meet yuh match and she meet fi har match because di two a unno gwine done unno one another and di whole a Jamaica gwine have it fi talk bout
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