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CAN ANYONE GUESS THE MEDIA HOUSE! PRAM PRAM

GARBAGE COLLECTOR

 

 

Hi Met,

I heard Bounty Killer lef Nandi tru she give him bun wid a yankee from New York but whatever Bounty Killer did to you fi mek you give him bun Nandi you shouldn’t resort to Beenie….Lawd!!! Case of groupie #102 kmft….You, Javana, Angel and Taniesh Lava Simpson a the same ting….I wish my artist would just settle down and find a nice genuine woman….smh

 

 

A DAT DI SENDER SEH….BUT MI HAFI SEH DIS…BEENIE GOD KNOW YUH DOE HAVE NUTTIN ABOUT YUH..NANDI MI KNOW YUH NUH HAVE NOTHING BOUT YUH LONG TIME BECAUSE AS PRETTY AS YUH FACE IS YUH NUH RAMP FI TEK DI LICK DEM AND RUN BACK TO BOUNTY…………..SO BEENIE NOW NANDI …REALLY?

********SOMEONE PLEASE CONFIRM IF A NANDI FI M BECAUSE HER FACE LOOK FATTER HERE**********

DAVID SMITH’S CONFISCATION DOCUMENTS

PEOPLE YOU MUST CLICK ON THE DOCUMENTS TO READ

JUST A TASTE ———-HAY JAMAICA NUH GUD AGEN

7th January, 2012

Dear Dr. (XYZ),

Congratulations on your appointment as our New Minister of (XYZ), I remember back to when you were in charge of catching the (YZB) of Jamaica, as I recall God filled up your net with kingfish when He put the Peter King tapes into your hands but you failed to manage to boat any of that school of kingfish that God had put into your net, somehow they ALL escaped. (I wrote you a letter on this matter) Following this the Good Lord put you and your team into time out for a while, but now you are back in the saddle as those who took over from you were a bunch of liars, and He drew up some whirlwind liquidation orders that seemed to have sent them flying.
Now as I understand you have inherited and been put in charge of the string bag, which I told Mr. Golding (under God’s inspiration) was going to be so empty that you all would not have money to even buy dog food. Now I write you in the name of Nature’s God, the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob and Jesus Christ His Son. As I have read in the papers Jamaica does appear to be in a situation that she does not even have money to buy dog food, and the reason for this comes from natural law. (As I explained to(STUV), with the measure you use it shall be measured back to you)
Now history has shown us natural law is upheld by a most powerful force, and it is futile to fight against this force because to uphold natural law other laws that seem unbreakable can be broken. A few good examples of this would be: fire not burning Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego; the lions not eating Daniel, Jesus walking on water. You know these laws of nature also hold true for war, and when nature’s God goes to war amazing thing happen.

– PEOPLE DIS A DI FIRST TWO PARAGRAPHS OF THE LETTER-

I have removed some o the names because mi nuh get the real go ahead yet

LIES IN THE NAME OF JESUS

THIS IS DI BEST BUT SADDEST MOVIE MI EVA SI..PEOPLE A USE THE NAME OF GOD TO LIE AND STEAL…THIS PASTOR CAST OUT DEMONS WITHOUT SENDING THEM ANY WHERE…THIS IS A FALLACY BUT A GOOD WATCH…SMH

A SOON COME

PEOPLE A HAVE SOME SKAAWCHIN REAL REAL BUN UP WALL BUN DUNG WALL SUSS… MI HAFFI TALK TO SOMEONE FIRST BECAUSE MI HAVE A HANDFUL A DEM BUT MI WAA MEK SURE WHEN DEM DASH THAT IS IT………………. HOPEFULLY WE CAN KNOW WHO HAVE DI PETER KING TAPE AND BAY TINGS

WHAT A SAD WORLD

Love the Lord Your God

6 These are the commands, decrees and laws the Lord your God directed me to teach you to observe in the land that you are crossing the Jordan to possess, 2 so that you, your children and their children after them may fear the Lord your God as long as you live by keeping all his decrees and commands that I give you, and so that you may enjoy long life. 3 Hear, Israel, and be careful to obey so that it may go well with you and that you may increase greatly in a land flowing with milk and honey, just as the Lord, the God of your ancestors, promised you.

4 Hear, O Israel: The Lord our God, the Lord is one.[a] 5 Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength. 6 These commandments that I give you today are to be on your hearts. 7 Impress them on your children. Talk about them when you sit at home and when you walk along the road, when you lie down and when you get up. 8 Tie them as symbols on your hands and bind them on your foreheads. 9 Write them on the doorframes of your houses and on your gates.

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