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SOME FACTS ABOUT MEN AND LOVE

LADIES! Here are FACTs about MEN and LOVE

 

If a guy is good looking,
Don’t immediately assume he is a playa. Not every Will Smith is an Eric Bennet, so read beyond the fine print and you will be surprised. Don’t deprive yourself a Mr Gorgeous because of fear of the unknown, think about the children, they’ll be good looking, minus years of trying to convince them they are ‘beautiful’ and being called to the school cause s/he roughed some kid who called them ‘Butt Face’, ‘Mugabe’, ‘Nkosazana Zuma’, etc.

If a guy has a child with another woman,
90% of the time, he’ll go back to the woman. Either the woman will use the child to interrupt every moment you spend together, or the guy will realize he made a big mistake and go back to his ‘family’. Chances of you winning over his child are nil, that’s a battle you’ve already lost. Advice: Leave Mr Family Man or kill the child. Make your pick.

If a guy cheats on you,
He’ll do it again. If you stay, he’ll cheat even more. No woman can make a guy stop cheating, not even his mother. Cheaters are like a small kid, once they tasted sweets, no matter what you do or say, they’ll find a way to get hold of them. Stop looking for water in a desert, because you’ll find none.
Advice: Leave the looser and find a real man who’ll give you his all OR stay with the cheat and be a subscriber of Tissues, cos you will be weeping till you get to your grave. He might even find a girl to replace you, cos he doesn’t really need you, or he’ll keep you to cook for him and do his laundry, while he gets his groove on.

If a guy hits you,
Yes even if it’s a slap – leave. If you stay, you have convinced him that it’s okay if he beats you. Ladies, it is not love, it is lust. Stop convincing yourself that ‘if you hit a child, it’s because you love them’, You are not a child and he is not your Parent. Do you go around beating up your bestfriends? Think about it!

If a guy says he loves you,
Probably he truly does. Make sure you can differentiate between being in love and being in lust. How to do that? Simple.

Does he cheat? Hit you? Insult you? Abuse you in anyway? If you answered ‘YES’ to any of these, U ARE IN LUST – LEAVE!!!

Does he respect you? Makes you feel special? Treat you like a queen? If you answered ‘YES’ to any of these, U ARE IN LOVE – YOU LUCKY FISH, HOLD ON TO WHAT YOU’VE GOT!!!

Ladies, Don’t be a statistic by committing suicide, being in a coma from his beatings or die from Aids which he infected you with. There is always life after a break up, Brace yourselves women, you have come this far, don’t disappoint! God will never let you down and if you are looking for LOVE, Look within yourself and you will get enough.

& REMEMBER –

NEVER EVER MAKE SOMEONE A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU ARE ONLY AN OPTION TO THEIRS!!!!!!

WHEN THE MOORS RULED EUROPE

ALL NOW CURRY NUH FIX?

Coronation Market vendors block Spanish Town Road
BY KIMMO MATTHEWS Observer staff reporter [email protected]
Friday, August 10, 2012

KINGSTON, Jamaica — Vendors today blocked sections of Spanish Town Road close to Coronation Market over what they claim is deplorable conditions at the facility.
“A pure sewage a run to where we selling we goods, nobody not coming here to buy because of the condition,” Patsy, one of several vendors told the Jamaica Observer.??
The vendors claimed that despite several calls to the authorities for a solution they are yet to get a response.
“We a try hustle something for back-to-school but the problem at the market is making things hard, we also fear the sewage may cause health issues,” another concerned vendor commented.
The vendors used debris from the market to block a section of the road.

Read more: http://www.jamaicaobserver.com/news/Coronation-Market-vendors-block-Spanish-Town-Road-#ixzz23CcTDBFQ

OH MY GOODNESS CLOVIS!!!

FROM THE BOOK OF LEGENDS

 

 

Reading from The Book of Legends – Bolt 2 Verses 19-32

19: And when they were all gathered in a certain place in the land of Lon, these swift men of many nations, Usain, he being the swiftest of the lot, did turn and say to his fellow brethren from the land of Jahm.

20: Verily I shall go before thee to prepare a place on the mountain for all of us and one shall stand on my right hand and the other on my left.
21: For know thee this, there are precious medals on offer and it is written that we are the chosen ones and that we alone shall partake of the gold, silver and bronze which they have prepared for us on Olympia.
22: There shall be none before us.
23: There shall be none with us on the mount of victory
24: Verily shall the naysayers be silenced and they shall behold the people of Jahm
25: And they shall say amongst themselves “What sign is this? How can a land so small produce such giants?”
26: And they will be struck dumb.
27: We shall cover ourselves with the Black, the Green and the Gold and show them the back of our spiked feet.
28: They shall try to overtake us on the curved path. They will fail.
29: They will try to ambush us in the straits. But they will again fail, for we will have already passed that way.
30: The tribe of Lewis shall make burnt offerings and pray that duppy will tek us but they will fail and be blinded, dumbfounded and confounded.
31: You Yohan of the Beastly Tribe, and you young Warrior of the Tribe of Weir are the chosen ones to be with me in victory.
32: Therefore I say unto thee brethren of Racers, come swiftly and tarry not in this starting place and I will meet thee both at the end of this chevroned path [anon]

~Nigel M. Ferguson~

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