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BLACK FRIDAY!

SIGNITURES FOR THE SLANE AND A HEART FOR THE UNBORN

WE A GET ON TOO BAD

U.S. Marshals arrest man in St. James

5 hours 15 minutes ago

The U.S. Marshals Service arrested 25-yr-old John Edward Mortimer III in Montego Bay, Jamaica after he robbed a mall store in Miami. According to the SunSentinel News, Mortimer posed as a Guardsman security guard and walked into a Sawgrass Mills mall store and left with US$162,000 as video surveillance showed him collecting sales deposit from a store manager on November 26, during the busy Black Friday period. The accused then fled to Montego Bay on a one-way ticket to Jamaica, the same afternoon. The 25-yr-old has been charged with armed burglary, grand theft over $100,000 and has been held without bond in the Broward County jail.

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MI NUH BELIEVE

Nicki Minaj TELLS Rihanna To SIT DOWN TO Her Face
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Nicki Minaj DISRESPECTS Rihanna To Her Face . . . And The Two ALMOST FIGHT!!

There was a TENSE MOMENT at yesterday’s VMA Awards show – between Nicki Minaj and Rihanna. Nicki and Rih had been friendly for most of the night – greeting each other and even taking PHOTOS with each other.

But shortly after Nicki accepted the award for BEST FEMALE VIDEO – things got HAIRY between the two. According to Trishelle, Nicki DOES NOT like Rihanna. Nicki believes that Rihanna is to blame for INSTIGATING the rift between Drake and Chris Brown (both friends of Nicki’s). The resulting fight will likely cost both men MILLIONS in lost opportunities and legal matters.

So when Rih tried to walk up and hug Nicki to congratulate her – Nicki SHUT IT DOWN. Nicki reportedly looked Rih dead in her eye and said “sit the f*ck down b*tch”. This report was CONFIRMED by MTV reality star/reporter Trischelle C.

Wow . . . at least Rih had the good sense not to POP HER IN HER FACE right there in the audience. We like this feud . . . it could get INTERESTING!!!

DI REAL MOBAY MIXUP…….

DIS YA BWOY YA A THE SCAMMER MASTERMIND YEH GET LOCKUP WEH DAY FI THE LOTTERY SCAM. IT DID BIG PON NEWS HIM NAME SHAWN LAWERENCE AKA GOTTI WEH TEK WEH OVER 4 MILLION DOLLARS FROM THE PEOPLE DEM HOW MUCH HOUSE AND BENZ DEM DID TEK GOOGLE HIM.. HIM RUB HIM OIL AND GET OFF THE CHARGE.THE TORY PON THE MOBAY GOSSIP SITES IS THAT HIM A TURN ALL THE YOUNG GIRLS ONTO THE (Edited). HIM AND HIS FRIENDS INVITE THEM TO A HOUSE AND HAVE (Edited) IT IS THE NEW THING A BAY AND TRUE HIM MONEY TALL DEM A TEK IT. ME HEAR SAY HIM GIVING THEM ALL TYPE (Edited) DUE TO THE BATTY GERMS. HIM IS WORSE THAN BARKA AND MARKY

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MoBay Scammer Charged – 29-Y-O Considered A Mastermind
Published: Tuesday | October 4, 201112 Comments
WESTERN BUREAU:

Money laundering charges have been levelled against a 29-year-old Montego Bay, St James, man held during an international police operation two weeks ago targeting persons involved in the lottery scam.

Shawn Lawrence, the operator of an auto parts business in Catherine Hall, Montego Bay, has been tagged as one of the masterminds behind the illicit practice that cons victims into sending monies to claim jackpots.

Detectives attached to the Organised Crime Investigation Division (OCID) are tight-lipped about the value of Lawrence’s assets, but The Gleaner understands that he has an extensive real estate portfolio that consists of properties in Bogue Village and Ironshore, St James, as well as Richmond Estate in St Ann.

Lawrence, a past student of Herbert Morrison Technical High School, was arrested on September 20 at his multimillion-dollar home in Bogue Village, Montego Bay, during an early-morning raid.

Thirteen other persons, nine of whom have since been released, were also detained at separate locations across St James. The raid in Montego Bay formed part of a months-long investigation between United States (US) authorities and the Jamaica Constabulary Force.

The Gleaner was told that it was “too early to say” if Lawrence would be extradited to the US to answer charges there.

Several items were also seized under the Proceeds of Crime Act, and among them is a $70-million commercial property, a residential property valued at $110 million as well as four motor cars, including a 2012 Mercedes-Benz.

Several computers, call lists, and other equipment believed to be used in the lottery scam, were also seized. Four persons – Colleen Dennis, Sylvester Craig, Sashana Reid and Shanique Peart – have been charged for possession of hash oil.

A WHEY NICKI DID A TINK?

When famous people come out publicly about their voting decision they always run a risk of turning off some fans. But to come out and make a statement such as the one Ms. Nicki Minaj made is horrific! Shame on her for not educating herself on the republican stance and views of ‘our’ people…because dont forget Onika, you weren’t ALWAYS rich! This Mitt Romney gentleman that you are backing…I’m willing to bet my “lazy a$$ democratic dollar”, if you check his house, car or office, you will NEVER find a Nicki Minaj or Young Money cd ANYWHERE!! Lil’ Wayne has taught you a lot about the business but seems as though he left out one VERY important lesson….NEVER BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU! And F.Y.I. hunny bunch…..Mitt & his peeps don’t give a Sugar Honey Iced Tea about you, they’re not too big on the gay/lesbian community! You’re backing Mr. Let’s keep America American(which was the ORIGINAL K.K.K. Slogan by the way!), who has no love for your foreign born parents, and who is also a member of a religion that didn’t even ALLOW black people until the 80’s. Poor lil Suffering From Delusions of Grandeur Barbie…. EDUCATE YOURSELF MA!

AND WE AS A PEOPLE NEED TO STAND FOR WHAT WE BELIEVE IN!!! I WILL NO LONGER BE SUPPORTING NICKI MINAJ OR YOUNG MONEY…..

I’VE GOT THE OBAMA’S BACK…PERIOD!!!!

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TGIF

 

Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. … Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.

Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping too bad that doesn’t work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out.
So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
Signed,
Your Ex-Wife,
Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.
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